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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Admiral Ray posted:

he's australian so we could just attach a guillotine to a boomerang

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

his skull shape really throws me off



Either his mom did some weird drugs when he was in the womb, or he has the most unfortunate toupee in known history outside of the POTUS.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
roger stone is so weird that alex jones thinks hes weird and cool

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!

Tbf I dunno if his head is actually pointy, I think the problem is just that he has a very tiny disk of hair that sticks up way too far

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

gently caress america for making avocado so expensive\

also avocado is a dumb loving name

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I don't like avocados, so why am I not rich yet?

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
avocado isn't even that good

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Either his mom did some weird drugs when he was in the womb, or he has the most unfortunate toupee in known history outside of the POTUS.

Kind of looks like fetal alcohol syndrome, and maybe a sprinkle of crack gave us Roger Stone.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

murked by dragon posted:

avocado isn't even that good

Wrong

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


so is the 9th district going to make a ruling on this case today? I remember the turnaround being quick last time/s

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't like avocados, so why am I not rich yet?

Because your formerly rich grandparents spent all their money on avocados. And so your inheritance was zilch.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

yo dawg i had my hair plugs put in by a cake decorator. nixon rules!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Baloogan posted:

roger stone is so weird that alex jones thinks hes weird and cool

One thing we know is that he is really, really, really into group sex.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Squizzle posted:

me, trying to force my power drill to accept a bit from my old hand crank drill: lmebo nothing matters

me seconds later, running hand under water and trying to remember where the gauze is: haha awesome

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
also I'm pretty sure Roger Stone did an interview where they said they saw he and his wife's profile on a swingers site and he was all "Yeah, that's right, we go to clubs and I watch my wife get railed, it's really fun"

literally a proud cuck AND part of the movement that uses "cuck" as a slur

Roger Stone is an enigma

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
my grandpa died and left me 400 million dollars, and now i'm down to 399.99 million after an avocado binge.

if you want to avoid a similar horror story, you'll stop chasing the guac dragon.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Avacado.... or don't! :mrgw:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
my wife makes this red lentil soup and we put avocado on top and its real good :3:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Agronox posted:

yo dawg i had my hair plugs put in by a cake decorator. nixon rules!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't like avocados, so why am I not rich yet?

you're the same age group as some people that do, that's basically the same as spending 100% of your income on Jeb! guac bowls

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


foolish guac toast merchant

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I did a thing posted:

Because your formerly rich grandparents spent all their money on avocados. And so your inheritance was zilch.

:lol: wrong, they lost the war of northern aggression

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Also was the original source for Elliot Spitzer's prostitution scandal.

He met one of his ladies of the night at a strip club he hangs in. And swings.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Baloogan posted:

roger stone is so weird that alex jones thinks hes weird and cool

THE GODDAMNED GOVERNMENT IS OUTTA CONTROL AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS FOLKS ITS ALL STAFFED BY ELITIST SCUM WHO WANT U AND UR FAMILY DEAD

now joining me to discuss this is the man who is still sucking the ghost of nixon's dick

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
roger stone, phrenologist's nightmare

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 minutes!

Shageletic posted:

One thing we know is that he is really, really, really into group sex.

the more other people in the room, the less focus there is on his freaky-looking head

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

skaboomizzy posted:

also I'm pretty sure Roger Stone did an interview where they said they saw he and his wife's profile on a swingers site and he was all "Yeah, that's right, we go to clubs and I watch my wife get railed, it's really fun"

literally a proud cuck AND part of the movement that uses "cuck" as a slur

Roger Stone is an enigma

not so nice

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

my wife makes this red lentil soup and we put avocado on top and its real good :3:

What's the recipe, I'm a fan of red lentils

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

screw avocado or whatever expensive foods you idiots eat

i'm on the charlie kelly diet

$5 a month on flour, milk, and vitamins
mold them into little vitamin balls and they sustain me

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
avocado is a superfood

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/864175739486310401

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

spitzer was obv set up

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Schnorkles posted:

my wife makes this red lentil soup and we put avocado on top and its real good :3:

You'll be bankrupt by the end of the year with such luxurious spending habits.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Whoa, Panic! At the Disco released an album in 2015

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
heey gurl, i'm on that avocado diet

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

TwoStepBoog posted:

screw avocado or whatever expensive foods you idiots eat

i'm on the charlie kelly diet

$5 a month on flour, milk, and vitamins
mold them into little vitamin balls and they sustain me

What about the cat food?

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

this guy bases his opinion on millennials off the things he sees millennials order at the extremely trendy, extremely expensive posh eateries he goes to exclusively

this dude is so out of touch that we haven't heard from him since christmas in '83, I can't believe he's calling the family up for money like he never left

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Iron Crowned posted:

What about the cat food?

lol if ur so rich u can afford food specially made for cats.

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

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