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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:are fifab cis-genitalia the only thing that are banned from being AUG? Real words only thanks
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are fifab cis-genitalia the only thing that are banned from being Awkward, Ugly and/or Gross?
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# ? May 16, 2017 00:52 |
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What the gently caress does fifab mean
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# ? May 16, 2017 00:53 |
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We laugh at weiners and vagoos and boobs of all sort, because the human body is both a source of amusement as well as one of wonder.
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# ? May 16, 2017 01:13 |
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:are fifab cis-genitalia the only thing that are banned from being Awkward, Ugly and/or Gross? http://www.fifab.com/ I don't want anyone's genitalia to have anything to do with this, so please, by all means, do not allow genitalia near FiFab
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# ? May 16, 2017 01:16 |
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fifab is basically the same thing as iaffc
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# ? May 16, 2017 01:22 |
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:fifab is basically the same thing as iaffc God I hope that means I Am Fo loving Confused
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# ? May 16, 2017 02:46 |
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Yeah I know Collins-era Genesis looked like a trio of weird dads but gently caress me if they didn't make some nice tunes. And they were always "whoa look at us we're so tongue-in-cheek and wacky whoopeedoo". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35K6vQRt67g&hd=1
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# ? May 16, 2017 02:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjrzAufOKPkquote:After years of looking for external love, I found sologamy and married myself on December 3, 2016. I finally found the commitment I was looking for in myself!
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# ? May 16, 2017 03:23 |
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:fifab is basically the same thing as iaffc https://twitter.com/IAFFC
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rydiafan posted:
Hi.
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# ? May 16, 2017 03:29 |
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This is the saddest thing I've ever loving watched, thanks
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# ? May 16, 2017 03:32 |
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Wanna work in that office.
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# ? May 16, 2017 03:45 |
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i mean... at least she didn't marry a pillow
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# ? May 16, 2017 04:01 |
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cash crab posted:This is the saddest thing I've ever loving watched, thanks Yeah, it's up there. The Saddest Rhino posted:i mean... at least she didn't marry a pillow A pillow is at least another physical object that can provide warmth or comfort. This woman couldn't even bag a pillow.
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# ? May 16, 2017 04:12 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i mean... at least she didn't marry a pillow She kind of did
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# ? May 16, 2017 04:35 |
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PCOS Bill posted:She kind of did Well said!
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# ? May 16, 2017 04:43 |
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PCOS Bill posted:She kind of did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4sOlxvtbU
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# ? May 16, 2017 04:56 |
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Negrostrike posted:Yeah I know Collins-era Genesis looked like a trio of weird dads but gently caress me if they didn't make some nice tunes. Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 06:19 on May 16, 2017 |
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:fifab is basically the same thing as iaffc Is that anything like bofa?
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# ? May 16, 2017 06:34 |
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I read the first page and assumed it was an excerpt from American Psycho, but even Patrick Bateman wouldn't drone on for those 8 pages.
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# ? May 16, 2017 06:41 |
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Sabrina, don't just look at it. Eat it.
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om nom nom posted:I read the first page and assumed it was an excerpt from American Psycho, but even Patrick Bateman wouldn't drone on for those 8 pages. Just wait until someone brings up Whitney
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# ? May 16, 2017 07:16 |
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I'm a polysolo. I have relations with my various headmates. Anyone else trying to get on the ground floor of this movement with me?
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# ? May 16, 2017 07:21 |
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Is that a raincoat? Yes it is! *thwack* *thwack thwack thwack*
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# ? May 16, 2017 07:33 |
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goose willis posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjrzAufOKPk I hope it doesn't end in divorce
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# ? May 16, 2017 08:08 |
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Hedrigall posted:I hope it doesn't end in divorce Wouldn't that be monovorce?
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# ? May 16, 2017 08:45 |
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Suicide
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# ? May 16, 2017 08:49 |
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Yeah but the wedding night solodomy was hot af
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# ? May 16, 2017 09:16 |
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Salami. I'm sorry, I'm too tired to make an actual joke.
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# ? May 16, 2017 09:19 |
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No I think you did quite well there.
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# ? May 16, 2017 09:42 |
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I mean, I sort of get what the idea is here, I think. Happiness comes from within, love thyself, don't depend on someone else to feel good about yourself, etc. Still though, this should be a given, and a wedding is a celebration for the reason that it's an amazing thing to find someone that loves you so much they're willing to make (what is intended to be, at least) a lifelong commitment. So instead this thing being an affirmation of her love for herself, it is an affirmation of her crippling insecurity that people will judge her for not having found someone. So sad
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# ? May 16, 2017 10:07 |
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Shared in the Florida thread, but because the entire article is arguing about a penis being erect or flaccid, I'm gonna share it here too. Bolding mine. And yes, it's Florida, because where the gently caress else? Attorneys argue over state of Richard Patterson's penis: flaccid or erect? quote:FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - Attorneys argued in court Monday over whether the penis of a South Florida man accused of killing his girlfriend should be shown to the jury in his murder trial. Lmao at this poo poo defense by a bunch of people who have zero understanding how the body works, apparently
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# ? May 16, 2017 10:19 |
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What a way to go. Also pick-up lines. "This dick is so good it's killed before"
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# ? May 16, 2017 10:46 |
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Wait, I'm missing something here. How do you choke to death on a dick? Surely if you need to breath you just take it out of your mouth. Did the guy rape her and force her head down while she choked to death?
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# ? May 16, 2017 11:03 |
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Dude is a murdering old pervert and wants to show a bunch of people his old man dick.
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:Wait, I'm missing something here. How do you choke to death on a dick? Surely if you need to breath you just take it out of your mouth. Did the guy rape her and force her head down while she choked to death? He choked a girl to death during sex, and he's trying to get out of manslaughter charges by saying "Hang on, I didn't actually strangle her! She just choked on my magnum dong!" And now the attorneys are holding him to it.
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# ? May 16, 2017 13:05 |
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Wouldn't choking lave obviouse bruises where you couldn't mistake if hands were used.
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# ? May 16, 2017 13:12 |
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Sinners Sandwich posted:Wouldn't choking lave obviouse bruises where you couldn't mistake if hands were used. Yes. Again why this is the dumbest defense ever. Idiot should just plead guilty in hopes of a life sentence.
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Zipperelli. posted:Yes. Again why this is the dumbest defense ever. This could be one of the only trials where Brandi Maxxxx can be called as an expert witness and you wanna stop it?!
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