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If my (second hand) experience is anything to go by you should develop a meth habit and leave smashed meth pipes all over the house Joking aside that sucks man.
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dip out with the cat
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:dip out with the cat Reverand maynard posted:If my (second hand) experience is anything to go by you should develop a meth habit and leave smashed meth pipes all over the house Combine the two and go full 14 INCH DICK (don't actually go full 14 INCH DICK)
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# ? May 13, 2017 07:26 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:dip out with the cat Take the copper pipes with you, poop in either the toilet tank or the bathtub for the remainder of your stay. Leave your keys with the first hobo you find, to cover your tracks.
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ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME THIS IS NOT BREAKING NEWS AND YOU SHOULD BE FIRED ON THE SPOT FOR ADDING SAD AFTER IT
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Put an add on craigslist 'free stuff to give away, whole house must go!' for the day she comes back
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# ? May 13, 2017 08:40 |
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Rent the place out on airBnB.
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Kazinsal posted:Combine the two and go full 14 INCH DICK Only do this if you want to ride shiny and chrome into valhalla while picking the invisible bugs on your skin.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMsali_fAm8 .
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Rent the place out on airBnB.
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# ? May 13, 2017 15:56 |
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Working in the rain, just like the
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MA-Horus posted:Only do this if you want to ride shiny and chrome into valhalla while picking the invisible bugs on your skin. He's about to become homeless in Seattle so yeah don't do this.
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:not yet, i'm watching her cat so i'm probs here until she gets back Is the cat chill? If yes definitely dip out with the cat.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Is the cat chill? If yes definitely dip out with the cat. cat is the chillest except at 7am when she wants-- no-- demands her half can of wet food. but things might be working themselves out idk we'll see
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I wasn't serious about the airbnb suggestion. Hope you get it figured out though. Don't take her cat. I love my cats, but life would be so much easier if my exwife took them, they were hers to begin with anyhow. Can't help that they liked me more.
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:cat is the chillest See this is why you don't feed cats in the morning.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:See this is why you don't feed cats in the morning. the upside is that if I'm not out of bed by 7, I WILL be late to work so the cat is the ultimate backup alarm clock just sucks on the weekends LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I wasn't serious about the airbnb suggestion. Hope you get it figured out though. me too bro, but if not, so it goes
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# ? May 14, 2017 01:36 |
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Met my friend's new cat for the first time today. Just, you know, to reconfirm that cats are weird. Super fuzzy tho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1oM7LBbxE
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zERIS i dont remember my log in info can you you just naame this account DEVILDOGOOOROAH or whatever something like that
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maybe i'll just try to figure it out it might be the same address idk all i remember is someone gave it an anime avatar because of UN squadron
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:maybe i'll just try to figure it out it might be the same address idk all i remember is someone gave it an anime avatar because of UN squadron un squadron owns
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yo holly bloops can you do like an advertising analysis of this hilarious ad where an nz brewery paid harvey keitel to promote our lovely beer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeiVTqeBRrQ
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# ? May 14, 2017 06:25 |
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I played puetro rico tbe game ans drank someyjk g clas naty boh Baltmoew is on on k
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:un squadron owns rip dadfarm
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# ? May 14, 2017 08:07 |
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I enjoy folks here and appreciate your insight and humor. Thought I was doing pretty well until I drank a little too much. I am hosed. My body is done my brain works on booze and anger. I've had enough of the physical pain and stupid brain. Not suicidal but gently caress I am over this poo poo. Need a release from physical pain, stupid intrusive thoughts and general assholia. Been hosed by docs for years, lose jobs because I will fight your punk rear end and I am basically a piece of poo poo I really want to help and to be good, but when someone's a jerk, I can't stop. gently caress
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You'll be alright, boogs. It's fine to be angry. You got something you like to do to burn that poo poo off? Exercise or hobbies or poo poo? A dog you can take to a park? Vacation time you can take? Punch walls, not faces, man. At least then if your bosses see you do it, they won't be recounting assault testimony later. But seriously, if you have an old hobby you haven't thought about in years, might be a good time to start digging back into it and thinking about it when the anger bug wants you to gently caress poo poo up. Even when I'm angry, if I'm doing something productive, I'm better off than just letting my mind focus on what's pissing me off. For a while it was puzzles, then building furniture poo poo, now it's largely my dog, Frank, that reminds me I don't need to go getting in fights, because he's counting on me for dinner and walks at the dog park, things I can't give him if I pummel a person like I want to whenever I'm pissed at someone. If nothing else, just remember that going to jail over something stupid (maybe not at the time, but it's always stupid) isn't worth missing out on something that's actually important to you.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:You'll be alright, boogs. It's fine to be angry. You got something you like to do to burn that poo poo off? Exercise or hobbies or poo poo? A dog you can take to a park? Vacation time you can take? Wisdom, thanks LS and Frank. What makes it worse is I know I'm an rear end in a top hat and still get to that point. I have a long fuse and plenty of warning that I'm headed in that direction so most of the time I remove myself from the situation. I will walk around, hug trees or stare at cats. Last few situations have been bad tho, people really loving with me. I tell them to stop, tell the boss to tell them stop, avoid them etc. I should buy a punching bag and wrestle it around the yard or something.
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I recommend against punching walls if you can help it. It's better than faces, but there's studs back there and they'll wreck your poo poo quick...also patching punch-holes sucks. A heavy bag can come in handy though.
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Booger Presley posted:Wisdom, thanks LS and Frank. What makes it worse is I know I'm an rear end in a top hat and still get to that point. Really sorry about your work situation. I don't know your history or background too much but something I noticed from my last job about our vets so it's just a suggestion to look into that's all. Take a look at the armored car industry if you are not suicidal and ok with guns. The drivers are pretty much boxed in and can scream and shout all they want as needed as long as they don't lash out while driving. It's pretty solitary existence but it may fit your needs.
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Booger Presley posted:Wisdom, thanks LS and Frank. What makes it worse is I know I'm an rear end in a top hat and still get to that point. We're all assholes. Every last breathing person, every crying child and sweet old lady on her death bed. We may not all be assholes to each other, but everyone is an rear end in a top hat to someone, even the pope. Good on you for doing things right at work, and having a long fuse. Have you considered looking for a different job?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcQbKMf8vJo
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:zERIS i dont remember my log in info can you you just naame this account DEVILDOGOOOROAH or whatever something like that Are you okay?
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# ? May 14, 2017 21:28 |
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Practicing murder during my skills lab. Karate chop I learned as a warrior of the KANSAS NATIONAL GUARD.
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MurderBot posted:Practicing murder during my skills lab. What the gently caress does the kansas national guard, guard kansas from? Corn borers?
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orange juche posted:What the gently caress does the kansas national guard, guard kansas from? Corn borers? You misunderstand, the National Guard is to keep Kansas in.
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Mainly we responded to tornado disasters, and rough up people who think that the Wizard of Oz was a poo poo movie.
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orange juche posted:What the gently caress does the kansas national guard, guard kansas from? Corn borers? He who walks behind the rows.
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redneck nazgul posted:You misunderstand, the National Guard is to keep Kansas in. so where's the black gate wrt Kansas?
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its the surrounding states that nobody else wants to move to, minus Colorado...
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