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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tony Montana posted:



What do you study, Io?

Carth Dookie posted:

Tony's posting.

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Tony Montana posted:

How it drives dude? No powerslides? Handbrakies are about as fun as you get?

Come on man. Just admit you dont know what you're talking about. You drive karts and that's cool, but dont start telling me the virtues of the bloody VW Sirocco.

What do you study, Io?

I think you'll find a lot of love for the Sirocco if you bothered to look.

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





Wirth1000 posted:

Is there anyone in this thread that isn't currently stoned and/or drunk?

Getting there. Be patient.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Norns posted:

I think you'll find a lot of love for the Sirocco if you bothered to look.

From who? Have you driven one, or does the Internet literally tell you everything you think?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



womp womp womp.

Real talk: electrical engineering.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Is there anyone in this thread that isn't currently stoned and/or drunk?

Its 11PM here and I'm 100% sober and enjoying the poo poo out of this right now.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tony Montana posted:

From who? Have you driven one, or does the Internet literally tell you everything you think?

Clarkson owned two.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Tony Montana posted:

From who? Have you driven one, or does the Internet literally tell you everything you think?

Yes i'm clearly the one here with cognitive issues.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


iospace posted:

Hmm...

You know, what if a FWD drive car competed against other cars of similar type.

You know...

Oh right, this sucker: http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/first-drives/reviews/a8619/first-drive-kia-optima-gts-race-car/

Oh, and it won the constructor's championship in its class one year.

But please, tell me how FWD cars can't race worth a drat.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

That Nissan was a shitbox

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



It's like a reverse mullet.

I drive a BBW
Jun 2, 2008
Fun Shoe

Tony Montana posted:

it doesnt solve anything I said. It's all the same problems. You can just put in another poo poo CV joint after you broke the last one.

Anyway look. You can drive your front wheel drive golf. Do you iRace or anything? I'd like to see how quick you really are

1v1 me brah.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

Clarkson owned two.

Hrm ok then. Still its a fronty dude. In Australia that automatically means bitch. Sorry.

Good luck Io, that's some heavy poo poo. Never made it that far myself

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I drive a BBW posted:

1v1 me brah.

Sorry you're totally anonymous to me and hence I dont give a gently caress

I drive a BBW
Jun 2, 2008
Fun Shoe

I drive a BBW posted:

1v1 me brah.

Also I drive a truck.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
lmao, nice, this thread is on fire


note: bbw is unknown to tony because he's not a complete loving slobbering idiot (bbw i mean)

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Sounds like Tony isn't comfortable enough with his manhood to drive a FWD

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tony it really pains me to peel back the curtain like this but here we go: TSD rally results

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


1500quidporsche posted:

Tony it really pains me to peel back the curtain like this but here we go: TSD rally results



:parrot:

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Doesnt historic mean old and slow? I dunno man

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Tony Montana posted:

Doesnt historic mean old and slow? I dunno man

What the gently caress?

I drive a BBW
Jun 2, 2008
Fun Shoe

Tony Montana posted:

Doesnt historic mean old and slow? I dunno man

Come at me bro. Let's settle this on the irace track.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

Tony Montana posted:

Doesnt historic mean old and slow? I dunno man

i thought everybody got insanely dick hard for the historic f1 sounds

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

hahaha I legit forgot about this piece of poo poo. The immense amount of hype, videos about how amazingly engineered it was and how they're amazing for daring to swim upstream.... what a garbage car.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tony Montana posted:

Doesnt historic mean old and slow? I dunno man

This may come as some suprise to you a 30 year old car can't really compete with 3 year old Subarus in snow.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I drive a GTI just like Tony's hot sister

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
oh historic F1 is amazing, but I have no idea what that means. What did you drive, 1500?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Wirth1000 posted:

hahaha I legit forgot about this piece of poo poo. The immense amount of hype, videos about how amazingly engineered it was and how they're amazing for daring to swim upstream.... what a garbage car.

The Honda McLaren of WEC.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

This may come as some suprise to you a 30 year old car can't really compete with 3 year old Subarus in snow.

I saw the top gear where 80s supercars were being owned by 15 thousand dollar new KIAs. I know

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Tony Montana posted:

Doesnt historic mean old and slow? I dunno man

Pictured; a slow car


GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

OhsH posted:

i thought everybody got insanely dick hard for the historic f1 sounds

Theophany jerked himself to sleep to the Renault V10's I posted earlier, so yeah your comment is correct.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wirth1000 posted:

hahaha I legit forgot about this piece of poo poo. The immense amount of hype, videos about how amazingly engineered it was and how they're amazing for daring to swim upstream.... what a garbage car.

Mazlaren.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Carth Dookie posted:

Pictured; a slow car




Jesus gently caress man. NSFW that poo poo. Holy good god.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I really wanted that Nissan to work but it really sounded like somebody came up with the idea after smoking meth with Tony and then never bothered to run the numbers and confirm whether it worked.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Look at all these old and slow rally cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INwqyPct8qY

EDIT: lmao those were not rally cars

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
1500 drove Senna's McLaren? Holy poo poo ok I take it all back

What did you drive 1500? Second time.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

I like how every statement that starts with

Tony Montana posted:

I saw the top gear where

can be instantly ignored.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Is a chav the same as a bogan?

Almost, basically, not quite.

Carth Dookie posted:

I've always thought of a chav as a bogan with delusions of grandeur. Kinda Geordie Shore.

Plenty of bogans have delusions of grandeur.
A lot of them went off and became tradies and have moved on up to owning McMansions in southern Queensland and Toorak Tractors instead of government housing and a heavily worn out Torana/Falcon.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
he drove sennas mclaren, you were correct.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I drive a GTI just like Tony's hot sister

I'd drive Tony's hot sister FWD, if you know what I mean fellas :smug:

I'd let Tony's hot sister shift my manual gearbox, if you know what I mean fellas :smug:

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Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
1500? The car you drove to get that mug? I know you're reading this.

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