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Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
oh do you drive a hyundai too?

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

No I drive a diesel front wheel drive because its cheap to run.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Sounds exciting. You should go for a strap with 1500, Im sure hed love it

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Should all M3 drivers be brutally murdered with machine guns and grenade launchers? A serious discussion

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Guy who is a supposed gear head can't understand why someone would like driving a manual fwd that weighs nothing

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Never change Tony. never change.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Is a chav the same as a bogan?

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Norns posted:

Guy who is a supposed gear head can't understand why someone would like driving a manual fwd that weighs nothing

Go look up what a CV joint is. Then go look up what happens when you hammer one. Then be quiet.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Tony Montana posted:

nah i believe you, I dont really care.

Someone paid another 10 bucks to add that line. Holy poo poo lol

Can't believe they didn't center the av though

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Tony Montana posted:

Sounds exciting. You should go for a strap with 1500, Im sure hed love it

I don't think we could both fit on his go-kart.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Should all M3 drivers be brutally murdered with machine guns and grenade launchers? A serious discussion

Waste of ammo. Just petition BMW to remove the airbags from their cars and let darwinism do the rest.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Basticle posted:

Not a lot of movement in the top 10, everyone did poo poo



Woah, poo poo. I'm up into 10th? Let's go :woop:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Is a chav the same as a bogan?


I've always thought of a chav as a bogan with delusions of grandeur. Kinda Geordie Shore.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

1500quidporsche posted:

Never change Tony. never change.

He should change the threads he posts in, IMO.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

1500quidporsche posted:

I actually would quite like that without the orange accents. This is how picky I am for watches.

Check out Martenero watches, pretty simple design characteristics you might like

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Tony please drive your M3 more mate

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tony Montana posted:

Go look up what a CV joint is. Then go look up what happens when you hammer one. Then be quiet.

So I guess you've never heard of IRS then. Are M3s solid axle?

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
No I don't know what IRS is. Is it a proprietary thing?

Are you telling me the universal joint that goes to your front wheels that has to both steer and put the power through it doesn't lunch itself anymore when you like giving it the beans? It doesn't torque steer? You don't get the tell-tale clicky clicky of a front wheel drive being driven by someone that wished it wasnt a front wheel drive car?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tony Montana posted:

Are you telling me the universal joint that goes to your front wheels that has to both steer and put the power through it doesn't lunch itself anymore when you like giving it the beans? It doesn't torque steer? You don't get the tell-tale clicky clicky of a front wheel drive being driven by someone that wished it wasnt a front wheel drive car?

No.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Tony Montana posted:

No I don't know what IRS is. Is it a proprietary thing?

Are you telling me the universal joint that goes to your front wheels that has to both steer and put the power through it doesn't lunch itself anymore when you like giving it the beans? It doesn't torque steer? You don't get the tell-tale clicky clicky of a front wheel drive being driven by someone that wished it wasnt a front wheel drive car?

:ughh:

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Nice meltdowns Tony

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Can I just say I loving love this but I'm a few beer deep so everybody else's experience may vary.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

1500quidporsche posted:

Can I just say I loving love this but I'm a few beer deep so everybody else's experience may vary.


Oh is that what I'm doing wrong? poo poo.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
oh i do too. all i can see for IRS is that you can switch them out? Is that what you mean? That's not really solving anything.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


wrong thread

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tony Montana posted:

oh i do too. all i can see for IRS is that you can switch them out? Is that what you mean? That's not really solving anything.

Ya it's almost like there's some sort of joint you can switch out.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
it doesnt solve anything I said. It's all the same problems. You can just put in another poo poo CV joint after you broke the last one.

Anyway look. You can drive your front wheel drive golf. Do you iRace or anything? I'd like to see how quick you really are

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tony Montana posted:

Yeah my sister picked up a 2014 GTi the other day. Is my sister owning you? Yeah..

Its your sister hot?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Lmao

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

DoctorGonzo posted:

Its your sister hot?

of course lol

haha but if she introduces you to me and you say your from the F1 thread please excuse whatever I do next

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

1500quidporsche posted:

*Tony post in on his app on his watch while driving his M3 to a lapping day at the BMW owners club* "Can't wait for UFC tonight!"

lmao

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Hmm...

You know, what if a FWD drive car competed against other cars of similar type.

You know...

Oh right, this sucker: http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/first-drives/reviews/a8619/first-drive-kia-optima-gts-race-car/

Oh, and it won the constructor's championship in its class one year.

But please, tell me how FWD cars can't race worth a drat.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tony Montana posted:

of course lol

haha but if she introduces you to me and you say your from the F1 thread please excuse whatever I do next

Why should i care? I would be speaking with your sistr.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Is there anyone in this thread that isn't currently stoned and/or drunk?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Wirth1000 posted:

Is there anyone in this thread that isn't currently stoned and/or drunk?

Some timezone is probably sleeping

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

This may come as some suprise to you tony but I literally don't care how fast a road car is, If I like how it drives and if it's interesting then I probably like the car.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wirth1000 posted:

Is there anyone in this thread that isn't currently stoned and/or drunk?

I'm wishing I was drunk, but finals week.

1500quidporsche posted:

This may come as some suprise to you tony but I literally don't care how fast a road car, If I like how it drives and if it's interesting then I probably like the car.

My Toyota Matrix is a shitbox, but it's my shitbox dammit and I love being stupid with it.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Wirth1000 posted:

Is there anyone in this thread that isn't currently stoned and/or drunk?

Me. :smithicide:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wirth1000 posted:

Is there anyone in this thread that isn't currently stoned and/or drunk?

im watching wwe raw

whats the drug that make you hate yourself and wanna die?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

DoctorGonzo posted:

whats the drug that make you hate yourself and wanna die?


Tony's posting.

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Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
How it drives dude? No powerslides? Handbrakies are about as fun as you get?

Come on man. Just admit you dont know what you're talking about. You drive karts and that's cool, but dont start telling me the virtues of the bloody VW Sirocco.

What do you study, Io?

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