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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

juche avocado posted:

sometimes i eat food

whoa chill out there

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


juche avocado posted:

sometimes i eat food

fake news

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Oh no

Get better pupples

Solarin posted:

that is really terrible I wish your dog a speedy recovery


pupdate: after xrays and induced vomitting, pupper is very lethargic and sad but he will be fine

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

if you are going to eat a loving burger you should get the meat from the butcher or buy the highest quality ground beef, crack an egg into it, bread crums, diced onions, worchester, salt, pepper, kneed it, let it chillax in the fridge for an hour or overnight then fry or BBQ

gently caress everyone, that sounds good

hamburger snobs, smh

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

mods rename this thread "bad farts tip central" please

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Aliquid posted:

i'm just starting to lift and i hate bars and love dumbbells. can i get everything out of dumbbells or do i need to use the big stuff at some point?

At some point you'll need to shift over to the bars for some stuff but I'm not a prescriptivist. follow ur joy my man. For stuff like Overhead Press and Bench you'll be served well by dumbells for years but if you wanna get truly massive legs and butt and back you'll need to switch to the bars for deads and squats

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

change my name posted:

mods rename this thread "bad farts tip central" please

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



Paging the "hottest take" thread

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Venom Snake posted:

I try to work out every day but my apartments gym is mostly machines. I'm not skinny-fat, just very skinny and very tall. Iv noticed a definite improvement since Iv started lifting tho I guess

Eat more, lift more, don't skip leg day. You might not ever get huge, but you'll gain weight and put on muscle.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Grizzled Patriarch posted:

my go-to bougie burg is topped with caramelized onions, roasted mushrooms, and mornay sauce

frick yes

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



i am sad that i am so fuckin busy with college this term and can't follow this thread particularly well anymore, especially with all the poo poo that's gone down :smith:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
squat a burg

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm a boy

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Epic High Five posted:

It's soooooooo good, green lentils of course. I'm the biggest lentil fanboy, they're like the perfect carb source in a lot of ways and cook just like brown rice so are dumbass simple

I cook mine in a rice cooker with a slap of butter, pepper flakes, garam masala mix, 2 quartered habaneros, and anything else I have handy and it's fuckin baller as poo poo and like $1 per fuckoff huge serving

moroccan red lentil soup is good as hell, highly recommend it

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Aliquid posted:

i'm just starting to lift and i hate bars and love dumbbells. can i get everything out of dumbbells or do i need to use the big stuff at some point?

lotta people swear by dumbbells only since it forces you to stabilize both sides

I don't think you can dead with dumbbells nearly as well tho

me I just do a shitload of yoga and don't eat a billion calories, it seems to be working out

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

you could throw some onions down on the skillet then put the patty on top and fry both at the same time

llllllllll
Jan 2, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Hey ladies...I eat a lot...and I've got a BIG dick!!!!!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Epic High Five posted:

At some point you'll need to shift over to the bars for some stuff but I'm not a prescriptivist. follow ur joy my man. For stuff like Overhead Press and Bench you'll be served well by dumbells for years but if you wanna get truly massive legs and butt and back you'll need to switch to the bars for deads and squats

why does everyone want to be massive like I don't understand

I want definition and to look good without a shirt idc about being a human mailbox

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Grizzled Patriarch posted:

moroccan red lentil soup is good as hell, highly recommend it

red lentils are also super freaking tasty and mash up. I treat them 100% like I would mashed potatoes except they're more flavorful and way, way healthier

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

what are some dick workouts I can do

(asking for a friend)

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

Find a proper gym, apartment ones are always p dang bad

If you PM me with your general area I can find one that will probably work if you don't know what to look for.

more than half of all progress is made in the kitchen. get a slow cooker and rice cooker and learn to love lentils and chicken and etc etc

I'm moving to a new apartment near the end of the summer that as a much much better one so I'm just trying to make things work in the interim, good Idea on the cookers. I deffo need to cook more lol

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

llllllllll posted:



Hey ladies...I eat a lot...and I've got a BIG dick!!!!!

im 1 for 2

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
as with all things, i do things my way and generally its the right way :3: don't care if its a meatloaf patty and not a burger, its drat good

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





if you're gonna have cereal and you aren't raising the wheat berries urself i dont even know what to say to you

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

yeah instead of using a car to go buy gorceries i just get a half cow and hike that poo poo home and eat it, every day.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
be like dwayne the rock johnson and eat nine thousand calories per day because you workout for four hours a day

also have millions of dollars and run for president

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Chokes McGee posted:

why does everyone want to be massive like I don't understand

I want definition and to look good without a shirt idc about being a human mailbox

More power to ya. Some people wanna sling around a ton of weight, some wanna look like a ripped model.

There's room in the world for all of them :3:

llllllllll
Jan 2, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

eonwe posted:

im 1 for 2

Sorry kid, real men squat and eat 4x their daily caloric requirements, as evidenced by all the swole bros in this thread.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


change my name posted:

what are some dick workouts I can do

(asking for a friend)

it's called the sex number

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Drudge is on such a high that he went full the_donald

You never go full the_donald

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I wish I had outdoor space enough to grill, or had windows I could open in my dungeon apartment to at least let me cook steak without smoking the poo poo out of my apartment.

Also most of the lifting I do is dumbbells but I do barbell stuff every now and then and it's great. Very sad that my schedule from now to the end of June means I have to miss like half of my workout classes in that time.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

llllllllll posted:



Hey ladies...I eat a lot...and I've got a BIG dick!!!!!

so much of that tasted like poo poo while he was eating it

a waste of good poo poo

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

llllllllll posted:



Hey ladies...I eat a lot...and I've got a BIG dick!!!!!

not likely, all the steroids he's juiced on probably make his junk look like a vienna sausage attached to a couple of raisins

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

llllllllll posted:



Hey ladies...I eat a lot...and I've got a BIG dick!!!!!

If I ate all that I would crap myself and die. The order may vary.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Jazerus posted:

it's called the sex number

ah yes, the 6/9 workout program

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Epic High Five posted:

More power to ya. Some people wanna sling around a ton of weight, some wanna look like a ripped model.

There's room in the world for all of them :3:

some of us accomplish neither

and by some of us I mean me specifically

llllllllll
Jan 2, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Any swole bros who hate trump and loves memes wanna go to the gym??

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

change my name posted:

mods rename this thread "bad farts tip central" please

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Oiled and Ready posted:

Drudge is on such a high that he went full the_donald

You never go full the_donald



drudge is pretty cool

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 203 days!

Chokes McGee posted:

why does everyone want to be massive like I don't understand

I want definition and to look good without a shirt idc about being a human mailbox

sometimes, to put things in perspective, i meditate on the fact that with a healthy bmi i weight roughly the same as an adult mountain lion

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