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quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

honestly like i don't like hillary at all but her continued existence is not really her fault, Hating Hillary Clinton forms about 32% of the entire right wing economy

she's Too Big To Ignore

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# ? May 26, 2024 04:03

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

TwoStepBoog posted:

the fact that she lost to Donald Trump can not look good in the primaries

also, lol at the twitter people saying she's a "hero" for coming back

gently caress

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/864234000377950212

this attitude is going to prevail for 4 years hth

# ? May 16, 2017 06:38

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

I probably would vote Rock if he promised to people's elbow'd the Senate

# ? May 16, 2017 06:38

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

quadrophrenic posted:

honestly like i don't like hillary at all but her continued existence is not really her fault, Hating Hillary Clinton forms about 32% of the entire right wing economy

she's Too Big To Ignore

if we jailed hilary the american economy would collapse

# ? May 16, 2017 06:38

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al-Saqr posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/15/hillary-clinton-onward-together-launch

she hasn't learned a goddamn loving thing.

# ? May 16, 2017 06:38

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Peanut Wagon posted:

The conservatives have a long rich history of telling the blacks what to do.

my favorite part is the "intellectually" lazy

# ? May 16, 2017 06:38

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nonsense posted:

I probably would vote Rock if he promised to people's elbow'd the Senate

would you care what he meant by the word 'liquidate'

# ? May 16, 2017 06:38

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Addamere posted:

would you care what he meant by the word 'liquidate'

i thought that Rock would probably not abolish the Senate, but he would people's elbow them

# ? May 16, 2017 06:39

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Addamere posted:

ohhh see i thought she meant she had literally been hiding in the woods, i didnt realize it was a metaphor

# ? May 16, 2017 06:40

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

The Glumslinger posted:

Al Franken

# ? May 16, 2017 06:40

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Is it a federal crime if one of us went to every public speech Hillary makes from this point forward and scream the screams of a dying wretch?

# ? May 16, 2017 06:40

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Business Gorillas posted:

my favorite part is the "intellectually" lazy

the best way to work out the big brain muscles is to sit and be quiet during the rich lady's speech about how it's best to be born into money or w/e

# ? May 16, 2017 06:41

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

only if you can do the cleric beast scream

# ? May 16, 2017 06:41

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

ScrubLeague posted:

List of unqualified celebrities I would vote for in rough order of preference:

Killer Mike
The Rock
The RZA
Ron Swanson
Nick Offerman

im partial to mr adolf hitler

# ? May 16, 2017 06:41

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

ScrubLeague posted:

List of unqualified celebrities I would vote for in rough order of preference:

pusha T
iron sheik
Ken Griffey jr
Shawn kemp
ichiro suzuki

# ? May 16, 2017 06:41

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Al-Saqr posted:

Is it a federal crime if one of us went to every public speech Hillary makes from this point forward and scream the screams of dying wretch?

they're probably saturating journalists and protesters with radiation from the white noise machine but whatevs

# ? May 16, 2017 06:41

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

then yoshimitsu, then the trans community

# ? May 16, 2017 06:42

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

He lost the popular vote to Hillary Clinton. I enjoy wallowing in misery as much as the next man, but there's basically no way he's going to get reelected.

GOP Carter

# ? May 16, 2017 06:42

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

The Glumslinger posted:

Al Franken

is good

# ? May 16, 2017 06:42

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

just blare the wilhelm scream

# ? May 16, 2017 06:42

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

guys, people,g oons.... forget trump

spend $69/night in vegas

# ? May 16, 2017 06:42

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Addamere posted:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/gift-guide-6-gift-ideas-get-your-gently caress-buddy-after--6036

Look, it happens. You and your gently caress buddy promised to keep things casual, but now their mother has been killed in an attempt to expose far-reaching and consequential crimes within the federal government. So freaking awkward! You’re only gently caress buddies, but even a gesture as simple as a bottle of wine would mean a lot to them—a small token to show that even though you two aren’t exclusive, you’re still here if they ever want to talk about their late mother’s secret life of espionage.

When your gently caress buddy’s mother has been shot point-blank on the roof of the Pentagon after a tense chase throughout the building’s air ducts, the last thing you want to do is make yourself look like a major clinger by gifting them something overly emotional or sentimental. A fun novelty T-shirt would give your gently caress buddy a much-needed smile, without making it seem like you’re trying to use their mother’s assassination by the CIA as an excuse to take your relationship to the next level.

A nice plant will brighten up anyone’s day, but flowers might be too romantic a gesture for a gently caress buddy who just found out that their mother was never actually a dental hygienist. A nice potted succulent strikes the perfect balance, letting your gently caress buddy know that you’re thinking of them during this difficult time while high-ranking government operatives raid their dead mother’s home to confiscate her phone, files, and computers—but you’re still totally fine with seeing other people!

After your gently caress buddy’s mom dies under mysterious circumstances, chances are they need more than just a shoulder to cry on—they may need an alibi. Normally you’d save the handwritten notes for a more serious relationship, but if it will keep your gently caress buddy out of prison, go ahead and make a one-time exception.

Sometimes it’s the little things in life that bring us the most joy, and a big bag of Starbursts could be just what your gently caress buddy needs after getting the news that their mother’s body has finally been located, washed ashore of the Potomac River with her fingerprints burned clean off her hands.

Even if they’ve never asked for a gift and it seems like the situation with the government has blown over, don’t take any chances. They may just be a gently caress buddy, but they could also be next.

# ? May 16, 2017 06:42

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Addamere posted:

just blare the wilhelm scream

# ? May 16, 2017 06:43

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Addamere posted:

wait what why

She announced that she is gonna do fundraising for a number of democratic causes, and this somehow means she is gonna run for president again

# ? May 16, 2017 06:43

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

Zas posted:

ohhh see i thought she meant she had literally been hiding in the woods, i didnt realize it was a metaphor

both

# ? May 16, 2017 06:43

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Nichael posted:

better call saul is not going to be cancelled.

you seem like a guy who goes into TVIV a lot - is this good info or are you trumping

# ? May 16, 2017 06:43

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

bill nye is going to be cancelled hard lol

# ? May 16, 2017 06:44

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

I could seriously get behind Al Fraken 2020 tbh

# ? May 16, 2017 06:44

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

the real winner in all of this is, of course, xi yinping.

YINPING

xi!

# ? May 16, 2017 06:46

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

im too awake to sleep after the whole animal hospital thing but i have appointments starting in like 6 hours this sucks

# ? May 16, 2017 06:46

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

That DICK! posted:

you seem like a guy who goes into TVIV a lot

thats cold man

# ? May 16, 2017 06:46

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Nonsense posted:

bill nye is going to be cancelled hard lol

yea i watched an ep and it was real awkward. is it worth watching more?

# ? May 16, 2017 06:46

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

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TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Nonsense posted:

bill nye is going to be cancelled hard lol

i had high hopes but good lord

Bill Nye: *bad surfer impression* Like, global warming is real, dude.

Who the hell was the show targeted towards
It was too dumb and unfunny for people who already knew the science and it was too smug and unfunny to those who didn't

# ? May 16, 2017 06:47