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Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

fiery_valkyrie posted:

More "entitled young people" - from a young person this time


However, they buried the lede

This was from yesterday, but:

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHvjhgjDF-s

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Coucho Marx posted:

This was from yesterday, but:



Seriously though, $200 a month on clothes.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Zenithe posted:

Seriously though, $200 a month on clothes.

The clothes are made out of avocado.

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https://twitter.com/jonathonio/status/864068313445302272

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
LoL he sounds like he's the first person to have ever sanded a floor.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Trouble is people like that are probably insulated enough from the inevitable crash in the housing market that they might take a big hit to their net worth but probably won't end up on the street like they deserve

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Note that you need to find a place for $200k in addition to all the other totally not help stuff.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Someone post rba_wage_forecast.png again

quote:

Consumers will also be hit with higher prices, analysts have predicted, as energy and raw material costs build up in shops while wages remain stubbornly low.

The median forecast of more than 20 banks surveyed by Bloomberg is for annual wage growth to hit 1.9 per cent when the Australian Bureau of Statistics releases figures for the first three months of this year.

The figure would put wage growth below the rise in the cost of living, at 2.1 per cent.

Negative real wage growth has occurred only twice since current records began two decades ago: during the global financial crisis, and across nine months in 2013-14.

According to the bureau's December figures, the cruder measure of average weekly earnings shows the growth in male wages is at its lowest level since World War Two.

The latest forecast comes after the National Centre for Social and Economic Modelling lashed the "wildly optimistic" forecasts of the Turnbull government's budget and leading economist Saul Eslake called the predicted wage growth figures "aspirational".

Former Liberal leader John Hewson weighed in on Tuesday night, claiming the government had "consistently overestimated tax revenue".

"They think a wage explosion is going to happen when unemployment is relatively flat; I don't see how those numbers add up," he told a post-budget forum at the Australian National University.

The budget booked in wages growth of 3.75 per cent by 2020 to help deliver a 16 per cent boost to tax receipts and bring it back to surplus by 2021.

Treasurer Scott Morrison has repeatedly defended the budget's wage predictions, reiterating Reserve Bank governor Philip Lowe's assessment that Australia was 90 per cent of the way through the end of the mining boom and wages would start to pick up again once the transition was complete.

"We actually took down the wage growth forecasts from what we had in December and they remain, as I said, in line with consensus forecasts in the country," he said last week, after emphasising that he understood the frustration of Australians experiencing low wage growth.

"It has been some time since many Australians have had a decent pay rise," he said. "Wage price growth has been modest, to put it diplomatically, and when your wages are tight, those services that you rely on become more and more important to you."

Commonwealth Bank economist Kristina Clifton said the sluggish wage growth had "started to weigh on spending", along with "high household debt levels".


"Rising house prices are typically associated with positive wealth effects," she said. "However, these wealth effects are now being swamped by highly indebted households trying to pay down their debt."

TD Securities analyst Annette Beacher forecasted "this week could be a game changer for monetary policy".

"If the labour market collapses in April, and March quarter wages growth decelerates further to a fresh record low, then we will be pushing out the timing of the first [Reserve Bank] hike," she said.

In a double hit for consumers, Morgan Stanley has predicted shops will pass rising energy and raw material costs on while wages remain low, contributing to inflation.


The wage figures have long frustrated the board of the Reserve Bank, who released the minutes of their May meeting on Tuesday and hinted they might have to cut rates if more Australians weren't able to get the jobs they wanted.

"It suggests an increased focus on underemployment," said JP Morgan chief economist Sally Auld. "Essentially, this is the jobs-versus-hours distinction – if hours rise, the underemployment rate should come down, but unemployment will be stable or higher."

Capital Economics forecaster Paul Dales said: "We have been saying it since last year: it's the high underemployment rate that's keeping wage growth low."
http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/wage-growth-set-to-stall-at-alltime-low-20170516-gw5uxh.html

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

NTRabbit posted:

I wonder which self absorbed, power hungry, unhinged sack of poo poo the top of the Greens ticket is helping to drag the SA vote down?

TBF it's mostly Nick Xenophon, but I shan't be shedding any tears when SHY is sent packing and has got get a real job for the first time in her life

DancingShade posted:

Except for the ones in AusPol of course. Being a goon is probably the best training any of them could hope for.
Compare the conduct in Parliament to what you see on SA and we're practically angelic.

I got in trouble for telling an opposing Councillor to kill them are selves so I wouldn't say the best training

(i did not actually do this)

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

foolish_fool posted:

Why join the greens if you want to climb the political ladder...

For a while it looked like top spot in most states was an almost guaranteed seat in the Senate for six years. That brings the careerists out. The NSW Party Room is infested with them now, it's like wood lice.
[/quote]

foolish_fool posted:

It sucks if this is the case as she always seemed to do a great job on immigration despite all the inherent challenges.

Immigration is (or should be) a free kick for a Greens MP. It's like Education (another portfolio she's hosed up) in that you literally don't have to do much more than say the right things and you retain two solid Greens voter bases. Nick McKim has done a better job in months than she has in years, and I'm not one to engage in too much effusive praise of McKim.

Webcormac McCarthy
Nov 26, 2007

Webcormac McCarthy posted:

Hope you don't have to catch a bus in Sydney Region 6 in the coming days, apparantly union members have voted to go on strike. Whether or not it gets past the FWC :lol:

Ok someone lied to me so this is a load of crap.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/MattCowgill/status/787617660498432001

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Quantitative proof smashing the avo.

e. I can't believe it's come to this.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

I am a big fan of the quantitative evidence here "smashing" the myth lmao

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
But look how much easier they have it in literally everything else. Time to firm up the quivering lips Gen Y and get on with it like we did.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Well I'd argue that we are spending less on everything else because we can't afford to, whereas people in 1989 had more disposable income?

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
LOOK I HAD TO SAND FLOORS AND POLISH KNOBS GET A JOB YOU FUCKS AND BORROW OFF YOUR BOSS AND GRANDFATHER

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...


http://soac.fbe.unsw.edu.au/2011/papers/SOAC2011_0175_final.pdf

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/JoshButler/status/864432581051244544

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
This is the good stuff folks. Slam it the gently caress down.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
This of course means that Bolt is a child sex offender since he's never denounced Pell's crimes and in fact has supported him. I'm just using his own logic.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


:it's happening.gif:

I guess the Hun is going to go hog wild digging up poo poo on the people who are "attacking" Pell.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
This still isn't charging / extraditing him him but it is definitely not a good look.

You know he's going to Skase it up if he does get charged though.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Quantum Mechanic posted:

TBF it's mostly Nick Xenophon, but I shan't be shedding any tears when SHY is sent packing and has got get a real job for the first time in her life


I got in trouble for telling an opposing Councillor to kill them are selves so I wouldn't say the best training

(i did not actually do this)

The opposing councillor's inability to grapple with memes speaks to their inability to connect to youth voters.

Or you know, any voter of any age who knows how to use a loving computer and what the internet is apart from "YouTube" and "websites for booking travel".

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Pell's a real piece of work, it's not surprising at all this has come out and was obvious as gently caress when he was refusing to leave the Vatican.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

CrazyTolradi posted:

Pell's a real piece of pus filled maggot riddled poo poo, it's not surprising at all this has come out and was obvious as gently caress when he was refusing to leave the Vatican.

:agreed:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Pell is fleeing to Rome so fast

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Anidav posted:

Pell is fleeing to Rome so fast
He's already holed up in the Vatican.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
*Pell appears in court with a breathing apparatus and a Jesus body pillow*
Nazi Germany mister speaker!

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

hooman posted:

Watch me eat the words "Pell may be a huge piece of poo poo that did nothing about the abuse of children by priests but there's no evidence he himself was an abuser". Watch me eat them and choke and die.

Nanpa
Apr 24, 2007
Nap Ghost

Anidav posted:

*Pell appears in court with a breathing apparatus and a Jesus body pillow*
Nazi Germany mister speaker!

Please don't compare are Cliev to a(n alleged) kiddie diddler

Edit: alleged

Edit edit: or an excuse maker for thereof

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I've harped on this before, but literally every single person who has ever said they're a "self made man" has had huge handouts and help to get them where they are.


And the ones who did manage to succeed on their own are always the ones who are first to thank others.

meteor9
Nov 23, 2007

"That's why I put up with it."
Did the "smashed avo costing millennials houses" thing spread to the US recently or something?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

CrazyTolradi posted:

He's already holed up in the Vatican.

Apparently he's in London at the moment.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Apparently he's in London at the moment.

If Australian law enforcement isn't on the phone to Scotland Yard already they should be.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

meteor9 posted:

Did the "smashed avo costing millennials houses" thing spread to the US recently or something?

It got picked up everywhere. Time magazine even ran the story.

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Back to our regularly scheduled crimes against humanity

Guardian posted:

For more than a year, camp managers and security staff have waged a campaign to make Australia’s detention centre for refugees and asylum seekers on Manus Island as inhospitable as possible, leaked documents reveal.

A plan drafted in early 2016 outlines moves to coerce those recognised as refugees into leaving the detention centre and accepting resettlement in Papua New Guinea, while pushing asylum seekers to abandon their protection claims and return home.

Documents obtained by the Guardian acknowledge that many felt unsafe in the Manus community, would face violence and danger if forced out and had been “institutionalised” during their detention.

The detention centre on the PNG island is one of Australia’s two offshore holding centres – along with the other on the Pacific island of Nauru – for asylum seekers and refugees.

Australian Border Force and PNG immigration officials announced this week the demolition of the Manus detention centre would begin this month, and every detainee within would be removed – forcibly if necessary – by 31 October.

Under the confidential plan to coerce people to leave, refugees were to be separated from “transferees” – those who had not been formally recognised as refugees.

The documents, from camp manager Broadspectrum and security contractor Wilson, reveal efforts to push those recognised as refugees to accept relocation to the East Lorengau transit centre, and ultimately resettlement in PNG, while persuading those without refugee status to abandon their claim to protection and go home.

The document says: “Conditions for refugees at East Lorengau refugee transit centre should be more attractive than for refugees at Lombrum RPC. Conditions for refugees at the RPC should be more attractive than conditions for transferees.”

Lots more with docs in article so click here.

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gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

DancingShade posted:

If Australian law enforcement isn't on the phone to Scotland Yard already they should be.

They can try him in absentia can't they?

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