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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Ahahaha, that's made Time now. :wtc:

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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If he'd put any kind of effort into making his scooter like even the tiniest bit like Lobo's space bike it would have been badass but :shrug:
A Halloween skull spraypainted silver would have been enough

There's actually a whole ton of people incorporating their scooters or their electric wheelchairs into cosplay and some of them are legit funny:


Worked with a guy who did s guy who did stuff like this for his adult son. Last I spoke with him, he was working on a cement truck.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solice Kirsk posted:

We're about 3 posts away from an Aziz Ansari rant. I can feeeeeeel it.

I understand that his character served the role of getting other characters into unusual situations, but Aziz Ansari was the worst part of Parks and Rec

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

That man's head looks like they cropped on a totally different head from the ears up.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Guy Goodbody posted:

I understand that his character served the role of getting other characters into unusual situations, but Aziz Ansari was the worst part of Parks and Rec

Worse than Mark? :crossarms:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Guy Goodbody posted:

I understand that his character served the role of getting other characters into unusual situations, but Aziz Ansari was the worst part of Parks and Rec

I just wish they'd let him die at the end. Like sure, everyone else can get a happy ending (and Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa for certain), but Tom should definitely have died.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Just Offscreen posted:

That man's head looks like they cropped on a totally different head from the ears up.

Well, the surest way to become a millionaire is being inbred as gently caress so money stays in the family. It may work even better than swearing off avocado toasts.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Slayer posted:

Very few things make a person angrier than someone else liking a comedian that they don't. Doubly so if that comedian is an outspoken woman.

Comedians are funny. She isn't a comedian.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Guy Goodbody posted:

I understand that his character served the role of getting other characters into unusual situations, but Aziz Ansari was the worst part of Parks and Rec

I barely got into Parks and Rec. He's funny because he fumbles his lines on his own comedy show now and is really sympathetic while he does it.

Every time he stutters it's like oh yeah that seems like me trying to be clever, and then his show is great.

Parks and Rec is pretty cool and has some great people attached to it but I'm still trying to grok Cougartown, and other popular network sitcoms.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PCOS Bill posted:

Comedians are funny. She isn't a comedian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7kKXWuXnfU

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

PCOS Bill posted:

Comedians are funny. She isn't a comedian.

Well



neither are you!!!! :downsrim:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard posted:

Well



neither are you!!!! :downsrim:

Yeah but I don't bill myself as a comedian.

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?

PCOS Bill posted:

Yeah but I don't bill myself as a comedian.

You're posting in the wrong thread then, champ.

(Please stop posting your opinions on Amy Schumer. Nobody cares.)

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Just Offscreen posted:

That man's head looks like they cropped on a totally different head from the ears up.

He became a millionaire by renting out his forehead as a landing strip

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


PCOS Bill posted:

Yeah but I don't bill myself as a comedian.

You don't PCOS yourself as a comedian very well either.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

You're posting in the wrong thread then, champ.

(Please stop posting your opinions on Amy Schumer. Nobody cares.)



Actually you are wrong and we white knights will literally kill you to get a taste of her.

PCOS Bill is free to fire upon though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
PCOS truly is the king of setting up self-owns. He's a loving machine I tell you

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Tried to slip my disk in at work, but the player wouldn't consent.



The sticker on the top says "Don't leave your CDs in me".

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Hippie Hedgehog posted:

You're posting in the wrong thread then, champ.

(Please stop posting your opinions on Amy Schumer. Nobody cares.)



The glasses are upside down. That's cute.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Samovar posted:

The glasses are upside down. That's cute.

On the other hand it does call into question her competence as an accountant

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Gum posted:

On the other hand it does call into question her competence as an accountant

I guess there's no accounting for style!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Gum posted:

On the other hand it does call into question her competence as an accountant

She got a pair that were too big for her to wear normally, so she found a frugal solution. If anything, it proves her credibility as an accountant.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Why would you watch this? Why would you keep it on hand on the off chance people mention Amy Schumer? Get a normal hobby, you goddamn weirdo.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Who What Now posted:

Why would you watch this? Why would you keep it on hand on the off chance people mention Amy Schumer? Get a normal hobby, you goddamn weirdo.

I don't think he kept it on hand, it looks like it's hosted on Youtube.com, not freeedr's own website

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Didn't watch the whole thing obviously but what I did watch was all garbage. I don't give a poo poo if a comedian steals jokes from another one but if one would you'd think they'd steal something that was actually funny in the first place.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Fehing at scrub tier comedians who don't even source their jokes.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





She doesn't steal jokes. She makes them into terrible reboots.

Wait, is "terrible reboot" redundant?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Canned Panda posted:

She doesn't steal jokes. She makes them into terrible reboots.

Wait, is "terrible reboot" redundant?

Reboot = bad
Spiritual successor/secret reboot = good.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Who loving cares, there have been like 4 good standup comedians in history, the entire genre is a plague, let it go.

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Oct 30, 2009

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WHo are the four?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

oldpainless posted:

WHo are the four?

Bill Cosby, Tim Allen, Larry The Cable Guy, and PewDiePie

oldpainless
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Please do not troll me

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hra Mormo posted:

Didn't watch the whole thing obviously but what I did watch was all garbage. I don't give a poo poo if a comedian steals jokes from another one but if one would you'd think they'd steal something that was actually funny in the first place.

She does not know what is funny to be able to steal funny jokes.


canyoneer posted:

Bill Cosby, Tim Allen, Larry The Cable Guy, and PewDiePie

Isn't PewDiePie that guy who just screams rape a lot on Youtube? Replace him with Jeff Foxworthy and you've got a lineup I'd pay for tickets for 15 years ago.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

oldpainless posted:

WHo are the four?

Michael Richards, Kanye West, Dr. Pepper and Tim Allen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muMFTlmoU0Q

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PCOS Bill posted:

She does not know what is funny to be able to steal funny jokes.

lol nice1

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PCOS Bill posted:

Isn't PewDiePie that guy who just screams rape a lot on Youtube? Replace him with Jeff Foxworthy and you've got a lineup I'd pay for tickets for 15 years ago.

You weren't into rape 15 years ago?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Who What Now posted:

You weren't into rape 15 years ago?

He kept Cosby

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Gum posted:

He kept Cosby

We didn't know about his sins back then.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

canyoneer posted:

Bill Cosby, Tim Allen, Larry The Cable Guy, and PewDiePie


PCOS Bill posted:


Isn't PewDiePie that guy who just screams rape a lot on Youtube? Replace him with Jeff Foxworthy and you've got a lineup I'd pay for tickets for 15 years ago.

Wouldn't you scream rape if you were on a list that close to...































































Tim Allen?

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bombadilillo posted:

Wouldn't you scream rape if you were on a list that close to...































































Tim Allen?

He is an unintentional source of comedy, neighbor

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