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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Kalli posted:

The biggest drop off from in-season to offseason is probably the Ringer, though that corresponds with adding Michael Lombardi and well...

No, it's Barnwell and his loving Bachelor recaps.

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Hrm... these dudes need a pop filter.

I guess I don't mind the soundboards when it's actually appropriate, but the levels are a bit fucky and loud when people are talking.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



ulmont posted:

No, it's Barnwell and his loving Bachelor recaps.

Okay, yeah, that is fair.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
ATL is my favorite football podcast

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
All ATL fans need to listen to yesterday's

:(

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







if you dind't like chapo's countdown of the most evil person to graduate from harvard i don't know what to tell you

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Chris W. Has me blocked on twitter. I made fun of your team cheats.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

FizFashizzle posted:

if you dind't like chapo's countdown of the most evil person to graduate from harvard i don't know what to tell you

I just can't find any humor in those dudes waving their dicks about which one of them is the wokest

Like, we get it you didn't like Obama and drone strikes are super bad, now say something funny

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
You can't get down with MST3King right wing justice porn fiction jerkoff books?!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Hotlanta man might be hosed up?????

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I just can't find any humor in those dudes waving their dicks about which one of them is the wokest

Like, we get it you didn't like Obama and drone strikes are super bad, now say something funny

If you don't laugh at the Clinton impersonation going, "I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but I ate poo poo because I couldn't loving turn left," I don't know what to tell you.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Eh, I can see it not being to someone's taste, there are people who hate massively popular things like Star Wars or whatever, I don't necessarily agree but it doesn't mean they have horrid taste. My parents are pretty rad, awesome people who even caucused for Sanders, but I don't think they'd make it through 15 minutes of Chapo.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Probably Magic posted:

If you don't laugh at the Clinton impersonation going, "I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but I ate poo poo because I couldn't loving turn left," I don't know what to tell you.

That's a top ten politics quote of all time (and its i hit a loving wall)

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
I don't like podcasts but if they cut up their best material into short youtube clips I'll give 'em a listen.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Freakazoid_ posted:

I don't like podcasts but if they cut up their best material into short youtube clips I'll give 'em a listen.

That's honestly the way I want to go

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Just lol if you dont listen to your podcasts all day on 2.0x because you have too many to listen to in a timely manner

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Spoeank posted:

Just lol if you dont listen to your podcasts all day on 2.0x because you have too many to listen to in a timely manner

What app do you use for that?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I dunno, I just figure that if you have a more informative or structured one you could at least link timestamps or something if you do something on YouTube

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

swickles posted:

What app do you use for that?

Podkicker Pro on Android. It's crap for finding new podcasts but it was worth a couple bucks for the speed up feature.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







my girlfriend does that with audiobooks

i can't stand it

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Probably Magic posted:

If you don't laugh at the Clinton impersonation going, "I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but I ate poo poo because I couldn't loving turn left," I don't know what to tell you.

the funniest quote from chapo, also very :smith:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, I can't listen to things at 1.5x or 2x speeds. Not even required corporate training videos.

Spoeank posted:

That's a top ten politics quote of all time (and its i hit a loving wall)

Yeah, it's great.

The I ate poo poo line was "I might not be Johnny Knoxville, but I ate poo poo on live TV".

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
when i was a kid and used to listen to tapes on my tape player (shut up), I discovered that pushing the pause button down about half way would speed the player up, to my endless delight.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Tom Brady is the Goat. It's about time I just accepted it
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/tom-brady-the-goat/

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future
Febreeze I appreciated your Blaine Train reference in the GM comic.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

That last panel is fantastic.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Tom Brady as literally a goat is the only likeable Tom Brady. He'd probably be a fainting goat.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



My sister runs a goat farm, and goats are pretty cool animals.

Last time I was there I found out that goats totally realize they're wearing collars and are total dicks to each other. So they'll go and hook a horn into another goat's collar then drag the other around by it for awhile.

Also when you have a bunch of goats just chomping away at underbrush, every hour the pack leader will just kind of snort at all the other goats, then they'll stop eating and chill for a couple of minutes. Then they'll all go back to non-stop eating and making GBS threads.

Also wealthy people will pay you way too much loving money to drive a van full of goats to their property for goatscaping.

A #Goatfacts post.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

My sister runs a goat farm, and goats are pretty cool animals.

Last time I was there I found out that goats totally realize they're wearing collars and are total dicks to each other. So they'll go and hook a horn into another goat's collar then drag the other around by it for awhile.

Also when you have a bunch of goats just chomping away at underbrush, every hour the pack leader will just kind of snort at all the other goats, then they'll stop eating and chill for a couple of minutes. Then they'll all go back to non-stop eating and making GBS threads.

Also wealthy people will pay you way too much loving money to drive a van full of goats to their property for goatscaping.

A #Goatfacts post.

I'm not rich but i want to hire goats to eat all the english ivy out of my yard

gently caress that poo poo

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Grittybeard posted:

Tom Brady as literally a goat is the only likeable Tom Brady. He'd probably be a fainting goat.

Nope, Tom Brady would be this goat.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Febreeze posted:

Tom Brady is the Goat. It's about time I just accepted it
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/tom-brady-the-goat/

I appreciate the 18-1 pun.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Pops Mgee posted:

Nope, Tom Brady would be this goat.


Perfect spheres.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Pretty proud of this podcast

Share your janet jackson story and give me more things better than Brock Osweiler

https://m.soundcloud.com/david-rappoccio-950910196/intentional-sounding-58-where-were-you-when-you-saw-janet-jacksons-boob

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Febreeze posted:

Pretty proud of this podcast

Share your janet jackson story and give me more things better than Brock Osweiler

https://m.soundcloud.com/david-rappoccio-950910196/intentional-sounding-58-where-were-you-when-you-saw-janet-jacksons-boob

Lung cancer

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
True fact, my mom got calls from her family asking if she saw the boob too

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Janet Jackson's boob literally crashed SA because everyone rushed to post

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I don't remember what I was doing during that halftime (either watching something else or taking a dump) but I missed Janet's boob happening live. It was water cooler talk at the office the very next day.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Janet's boob? I was in 11th grade and thought it was awesome and funny. My mother, a Proper Christian, was suitably offended. My dad pretended it was A Bad Thing.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I saw it and immediately went to go beat off because I had discovered the wonders of masturbation like days prior

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Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
I was watching the game at my aunt and uncle's house and for some stupid loving reason my aunt decided we needed to watch country music videos she taped off gac instead of the halftime show because obviously that would be way better. I didn't even get to see the goddamn boober! Total bullshit! It wasn't fair for computerless 13 year old me.

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