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Joementum posted:Folks, I'm a Presbyterian and we've got a great god, real strong guy, but this Allah is a good god too. Both gods are very good, though they're very different and we've got to recognize they can exist together. Saying anything remotely good about Islam is the only way he can lose the confidence of my Pennsylvania family so I support this speech.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:like, there's no way washington can pass health care with this never-ending poo poo faucet is expelling out of the white house, which means me and many other americans can keep our health insurance, which matters a lot. so, in a way, thanks trump for being such a huge gently caress up and gumming up the gears of the republican party. They'll pass it because it's not about health care, it's about funneling a trillion dollars from the 98% to the 2% and repealing things that are necessary to enable their even worse budget later this year What people want doesn't and has never come into it
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Hey guys remember when Trump gave a speech to a room full of Jews and started talking about how they own everything and he won't let them bribe him
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paranoid randroid posted:the failsons will hoot like apes about how Daddy totally obliterated the oogah-boogah muzzies with raw ownage this is my favorite sentence ive read in a long while thank u 4 this punchymcpunch posted:ba da bap BA bah im leakin it no wait i mean this idk stop making such good posts, except dont actually stop
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paranoid randroid posted:hes gonna bumblefuck his way through the speech, maybe say something offensive, and ultimately end up talking about himself. the failsons will hoot like apes about how Daddy totally obliterated the oogah-boogah muzzies with raw ownage Or start WW3. These are all possible outcomes. The Trump Show always leaves you in suspense!! 
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Joementum posted:Folks, I'm a Presbyterian and we've got a great god, real strong guy, but this Allah is a good god too. Both gods are very good, though they're very different and we've got to recognize they can exist together.
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cant wait for spicy to get fuckin fired w no healthcare to pay for his fuckewd up foot so he has to live on the street eating gum off the fuckin ground hahahah
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I hope after this whole thing is finally over, someone releases a series of books detailing all the ridiculous bullshit Trump has pulled during his presidency and all of the fallout, even though after four years it will probably take twenty volumes. It has actually reached the point that I am unable to keep up with all of the scandal and drama even despite dedicating several hours a day to it.
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punchymcpunch posted:that aint gum 
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May 16, 2017 17:32
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Squizzle posted:how many times will trump say I hope he does snake poem
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Epic High Five posted:They'll pass it because it's not about health care, it's about funneling a trillion dollars from the 98% to the 2% and repealing things that are necessary to enable their even worse budget later this year there is no way the AHCA is passing. i will toxx for it.
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Kurtofan posted:whats the level beyong broke brain, because i think i've reached ti BBJ2
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May 16, 2017 17:33
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to win over the crowd trumps gonna hold up a picture barron drew of Allah hugging Jesus
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Fidel Castronaut posted:there is no way the AHCA is passing. i will toxx for it. It probably won't be the AHCA as we know it it now because the Senate is re-writing it in secret and the actual details will never be made public until there's a vote, but it'll include all the worst stuff
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Whens the leader meeting with Trump again?
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trump is opposed to waterboarding cos he tried it once in ORANGE-nassau and he kept falling off the fuckin board christ dont these fuckin people balance these things jesus... hey is that gently caress talkin to MY WIFE? *entire plot of Captain Ron ensues.... captain ron banged martin shorts wife right? its been like 20 years i dont remember it well*
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Fidel Castronaut posted:there is no way the AHCA is passing. i will toxx for it. the senate is writing their own from scratch apparently. it will probably include the tax cuts
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That DICK! posted:three, magic, words - "this will own" "hold my beer"
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But seriously he'll probably drop a "Radical. Islamic. Terrorism." in there and then be confused when the terrorists didn't all melt because he cast the counterspell right in front of their horcrux.
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punchymcpunch posted:cant wait for spicy to get fuckin fired w no healthcare to pay for his fuckewd up foot so he has to live on the street eating gum off the fuckin ground hahahah gangrene is serious *closes open wound in big toe with stale street gum, dripping with great juicy gobs of bacteria encased saliva*
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Fidel Castronaut posted:there is no way the AHCA is passing. i will toxx for it. And even if it does, C-SPAM was sure Obamacare would die week one of the GOP having every branch and """"""""nobody""""""" to stop them. 5 months in, it's not even crippled. Sad! Very anti-not mattering! What happened to immediate!!!!!!!
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SpaceGoku posted:I hope he does snake poem A SNAKE POME BY DONNY T I AM A SNAKE HISS HISSSSS gently caress WITH ME I BITW U HISSSSS IF U END EVERY LINE IN HISSSSS THEN THEY ALL RHYME PISSSSSS
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Squizzle posted:to win over the crowd trumps gonna hold up a picture barron drew of Allah hugging Jesus which one is the buxom one
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a whole empty quarter, wow, should do something, develop that land, maybe put a hotel there, a trump hotel would look great, you can start calling it the trump quarter
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*Trump in Saudi Arabia* "Hmm, I wonder where I should go next in my epic quest for hentai..."
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Man, what will today's huge embarrassing fuckup be
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trump: i just want to bang queen rania, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART KING ABDULLAH
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haljordan posted:Man, what will today's huge embarrassing fuckup be Isn't that the mcmaster thing?
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SpaceGoku posted:I hope he does snake poem
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what do you think trump will share with erdogan and abdullah to impress them
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Chris James 2 posted:And even if it does, C-SPAM was sure Obamacare would die week one of the GOP having every branch and """"""""nobody""""""" to stop them. None of us expected the suicide caucus to still be actively obstructing government after becoming the ruling majority
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lmebo holy sgit
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"This Aladdin guy, he's doing a great job and more and more people are recognizing him lately"
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haljordan posted:Man, what will today's huge embarrassing fuckup be it's gona be leaked that trump has a private server it's barons minecraft server
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Lastgirl posted:gangrene is serious *closes open wound in big toe with stale street gum, dripping with great juicy gobs of bacteria encased saliva* THE YEAR IS 2018 AND THE SHADOWRUN THING HAS HAPPENED SO PEOPLE ARE ELVES SMASH CUT TO: INTERIOR: STREET DOC CLINIC SPICEY Doc u gotta help me its my foot i cut it open on a can of streetbeans DOC ELFGIRL I will heal ur foot with my totem, an Orbit Gum spirit. But beware if you eat even one stick of gum in the next 48 hours your body will be poisoned spiritually or something. SPICEY tugs his collar and a large teardrop appears on his forehead and he pisses his pants and his pants fall down and his underpants have large red lovehearts on them made out of emergency gum rations that he can eat in case of emergency so like 1/3 of the hearts have been eaten and unsightly brown stains remain in their place.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOGTJ0zma1E Trump to announce we have invaded the Poconos. "Hours ago a quick reaction force from the 82nd Airborne Division jumped bravely into the mountains of Pennsylvania to capture the terrorist Gulen..."  Mission Accomplished.
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Admiral Ray posted:Saying anything remotely good about Islam is the only way he can lose the confidence of my Pennsylvania family so I support this speech. would they or would they declare it all part of his strategy then say that they enjoy how straightforward he his
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