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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
You have to realize that "poor" to Hollywood looks more like upper middle class

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

smelly uneducated D&D Poster

:eyepop:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
What President Egodeath is saying is so true. I know we can work together for a better future for our children, who bleed red blood. I look forward to a production relationship with President Egon, who I hear has a delicious Thanksgiving dinner waiting for him back home.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

MadJackal posted:

If nothing matters, then it doesn't matter that nothing matters.

you made it!! we've been waiting for you, here's your seat :)

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

punchymcpunch posted:

THE YEAR IS 2018 AND THE SHADOWRUN THING HAS HAPPENED SO PEOPLE ARE ELVES

SMASH CUT TO: INTERIOR: STREET DOC CLINIC

SPICEY Doc u gotta help me its my foot i cut it open on a can of streetbeans

DOC ELFGIRL I will heal ur foot with my totem, an Orbit Gum spirit. But beware if you eat even one stick of gum in the next 48 hours your body will be poisoned spiritually or something.

SPICEY tugs his collar and a large teardrop appears on his forehead and he pisses his pants and his pants fall down and his underpants have large red lovehearts on them made out of emergency gum rations that he can eat in case of emergency so like 1/3 of the hearts have been eaten and unsightly brown stains remain in their place.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

C'mon Donny shoot from the hip

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i am eating panini with avocado on it and its good gently caress you real estate millionaire

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CAROL posted:

wierd but why not

:hai:



Randroid is a treasure :shobon: v

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

What a puss

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006
LOL TRIED TO GET AWAY WITH NO QUESTIONS

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Weeping Wound posted:

I woke up to say that the one true Chicago working class sitcom is Married With Children

Roseanne, Shameless

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

TRUMP

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

You have to realize that "poor" to Hollywood looks more like upper middle class

nah

you mean movies or tv? movies are pretty good at being accurate . tv is fantasy to sell products tho

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
trump's a coward, no news there

did he really call the PKK terrorists like ISIS, tho?

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006
L

O

L

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

punchymcpunch posted:

THE YEAR IS 2018 AND THE SHADOWRUN THING HAS HAPPENED SO PEOPLE ARE ELVES

SMASH CUT TO: INTERIOR: STREET DOC CLINIC

SPICEY Doc u gotta help me its my foot i cut it open on a can of streetbeans

DOC ELFGIRL I will heal ur foot with my totem, an Orbit Gum spirit. But beware if you eat even one stick of gum in the next 48 hours your body will be poisoned spiritually or something.

SPICEY tugs his collar and a large teardrop appears on his forehead and he pisses his pants and his pants fall down and his underpants have large red lovehearts on them made out of emergency gum rations that he can eat in case of emergency so like 1/3 of the hearts have been eaten and unsightly brown stains remain in their place.

:piaa:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!
sniper wolf was a kurd and she was the best member of FOXHOUND

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


that turtle has a penny! :)

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006
Took one shouted question, said almost nothing, "we gotta go to ...meetings" and left

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

And they live in queens.

Jerry Seinfeld's apartment wasn't too bad if you assume he was a really successful stand up comic.

The Friends and How I Met Your Mother crew would have to be rich af to afford those places.
Yes I know on Friends they scammed the landlord to keep a rent controlled apartment cheap

most of those apartments are larger than most homes with 30 year mortgages

the Friends apartment is practically NORAD

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

sexpig by night posted:

so he just called the PKK terrorists?

Yeah but he's also arming them/their affiliates in Northern Syria so just like, whatever man

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Spicey getting cucked pretty hard right here

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/864531139930750976

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

rosanne sold countless trucker hats, sweaters, and dirty white reeboks

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

where's the vid at

edit: found it

edit; and its over

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Lum_ posted:

Took one shouted question, said almost nothing, "we gotta go to ...meetings" and left

"I have to return some video tapes"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



The Nastier Nate posted:

Jerry Seinfeld's apartment wasn't too bad if you assume he was a really successful stand up comic.

i think he once bought his dad a cadillac on a whim and it was so egregiously generous a gift that nobody believed it and assumed morty seinfeld was a fuckin thief and threw him out of his retirement home and jerry had to take th car back to stop his parents dying on the mean florida streets

like he just shrugged and said im gonna buy a cadillac and get it delivered to florida i dunno maybe ill give newman 5 grand to drive it down... is 5 grand a lot of money? idk im rich lucille_bluth_candy_bar.gif

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


very sexy

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

The truth is trump never finished that tweet because the nsa activated FOXDIE which is their virus for cutting off his twitters

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

nah

you mean movies or tv? movies are pretty good at being accurate . tv is fantasy to sell products tho

*new york homicide detective chews scenary*

"I really like this DODGE CHARGER! It's so FAST AND STYLISH!"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Chew the gum, Kimmy

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

noice

would

piss pig

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the question on america's mind:

will sean spicer get big ol' bolt ons to keep his job

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lum_ posted:

LOL TRIED TO GET AWAY WITH NO QUESTIONS

wait what just happened

did Trump seriously just run like a little bitch from the media

please tell me it was Trump

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

tenderjerk posted:

sniper wolf was a kurd and she was the best member of FOXHOUND

kurds are our bros and foxhound did nothing wrong

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/864528919743139840

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

D1E posted:

Holy poo poo is THAT what Theo sampled on his little Casio keyboard?

I have wondered all these years and assumed I was racist because I didn't know what he was saying.

dude, that was Stevie Wonder's keyboard. Theo was there though and said "jamming on the one". I also remember Vanessa getting sampled saying "Robert".

I might be an 80's kid if I just made this post.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i will approach you all now, individually, to talk about the sexy woman.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Is this Kimberley a cute goil?

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Schnorkles posted:

i am eating panini with avocado on it and its good gently caress you real estate millionaire

what's it like knowing you'll never experience the pride of owning a home?

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