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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Lol, Two Scoop Goes To Israel should be good too

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/16/hr-mcmaster-trump-western-wall-238451

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

haljordan posted:

McMaster also flat out admitted they don't tell trump what's classified info or where it comes from and he instantly looked like he regretted it lol

These are the best kind of slipups from this administration because whether it's an outright lie or the full truth or anywhere in between its hilarious

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
A lot of hella pro owns in this NY times article listing why donald trump is, quite literally, less mentally capable than a child.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/15/...ght-region&_r=0

Ny times posted:

His inability to focus his attention makes it hard for him to learn and master facts. He is ill informed about his own policies and tramples his own talking points. It makes it hard to control his mouth. On an impulse, he will promise a tax reform when his staff has done little of the actual work.


Ny times posted:

Second, most people of drinking age have achieved some accurate sense of themselves, some internal criteria to measure their own merits and demerits. But Trump seems to need perpetual outside approval to stabilize his sense of self, so he is perpetually desperate for approval, telling heroic fabulist tales about himself.


Ny times posted:

Trump is not only trying to deceive others. His falsehoods are attempts to build a world in which he can feel good for an instant and comfortably deceive himself.


Ny times posted:

Third, by adulthood most people can perceive how others are thinking. For example, they learn subtle arts such as false modesty so they won’t be perceived as obnoxious.

But Trump seems to have not yet developed a theory of mind. Other people are black boxes that supply either affirmation or disapproval. As a result, he is weirdly transparent. He wants people to love him, so he is constantly telling interviewers that he is widely loved. In Trump’s telling, every meeting was scheduled for 15 minutes but his guests stayed two hours because they liked him so much.

it's almost enough to make you feel sorry for the guy (almost).

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Tumble posted:

Trump's happening

Good point. Nothing makes sense and everything is laughably awful, so maybe this is all just an M Night Shyamalan movie.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

time posted:

Before he became president, Donald Trump once accused a Saudi prince of wanting to “control U.S. politicians with daddy’s money.” He claimed Saudi Arabia “blew up the World Trade Center” and also claimed that the kingdom “wouldn’t exist” without American assistance.

I was wondering why the hell he'd go there. lol

http://time.com/4778549/saudi-arabia-donald-trump-visit/

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
"Trump’s statements don’t necessarily come from anywhere, lead anywhere or have a permanent reality beyond his wish to be liked at any given instant" is really the most accurate characterization of Trump there is, isn't it.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Minimalist Program posted:

A lot of hella pro owns in this NY times article listing why donald trump is, quite literally, less mentally capable than a child.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/15/...ght-region&_r=0

it's almost enough to make you feel sorry for the guy (almost).

lol gently caress this retard and everyone who voted for him. Pass that lovely healthcare bill I want to watch them die.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual posted:

I was wondering why the hell he'd go there. lol

http://time.com/4778549/saudi-arabia-donald-trump-visit/

quote:

Before he became president, Donald Trump once accused a Saudi prince of wanting to “control U.S. politicians with daddy’s money.” He claimed Saudi Arabia “blew up the World Trade Center” and also claimed that the kingdom “wouldn’t exist” without American assistance.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Minimalist Program posted:

"Trump’s statements don’t necessarily come from anywhere, lead anywhere or have a permanent reality beyond his wish to be liked at any given instant" is really the most accurate characterization of Trump there is, isn't it.

Tbh that describes most people everywhere, the difference is that trump was born rich and is considerably dumber than the average person

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Minimalist Program posted:

A lot of hella pro owns in this NY times article listing why donald trump is, quite literally, less mentally capable than a child.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/15/...ght-region&_r=0


it's almost enough to make you feel sorry for the guy (almost).

He has never had a pet. Ever. No unconditional love or empathy. Ever.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Malinois posted:

He has never had a pet. Ever. No unconditional love or empathy. Ever.

What do you call Ivanka?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Basically you need to just take one look at a picture of the insanely cold bitch witch of a harpy that was Trumps mother to understand the extent to which Donald Trump is emotionally damaged. He is not a real person, he cannot feel or understand others or even himself, because he was abandoned and left without eye contact in the formative 6 months of his infancy where the baby establishes a sense of self and otherhood in the world. HAha so now the US is currently being led by a person with severe and incurable reactive attachment disorder. HAha.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

What do you call Ivanka?

tophy wife. as if he actually has any feelings for her lol.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

What do you call Ivanka?

Real Dolls aren't pets.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Feminasty Slut posted:

Can we just skip to Camacho?

I would literally vote for Terry Crews if he ran, no matter what ticket he was on.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

cool new Metroid game posted:

tophy wife. as if he actually has any feelings for her lol.

While this is a mistake, it is certainly not one I can fault you for.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Cursed Lumberjack posted:

What do you call Ivanka?

expensive

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
I buy McMaster's latest because Trump literally knows nothing. He's trying to squash the Russia thing because he legit has no idea whether or not his campaign colluded with them and is just scared.

Bad (or sick) guy!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010


Hm haha yes this seems like the kind of person who is capable of nurturing a small child and supplying it with eye contact, physical safety, care and love around the clock for the first 2.5 years of its life.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

King Vidiot posted:

I would literally vote for Terry Crews if he ran, no matter what ticket he was on.

this kind of idiocracy attitude isnt going to help the future brother

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib

Minimalist Program posted:



Hm haha yes this seems like the kind of person who is capable of nurturing a small child and supplying it with eye contact, physical safety, care and love around the clock for the first 2.5 years of its life.

Holy poo poo that could literally be Trump in drag

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Imagine living life on earth for 70 full years without the capacity for emotional correspondence with another person haha. HAha like imagine being literally a fat 70 year old dude who has less of an actual inner life or sense of self than a 4 year old.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Egbert Souse posted:

He dropped his phone in the toilet

like something being drenched in piss would prevent our president from handling it

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Minimalist Program posted:

Imagine living life on earth for 70 full years without the capacity for emotional correspondence with another person haha. HAha like imagine being literally a fat 70 year old dude who has less of an actual inner life or sense of self than a 4 year old.

Now, Imagine 63 million retards voting for this man after documented evidence of his mental illness every god damned day for a year and a half.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Like imagine being super rich but your entire insides and your entire emotional life is anger, confusion and a dull, throbbing feeling of abandonment and panic that got baked into your cerebellum before you could even move your legs on purpose and now that's your entire personality haha.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Minimalist Program posted:



Hm haha yes this seems like the kind of person who is capable of nurturing a small child and supplying it with eye contact, physical safety, care and love around the clock for the first 2.5 years of its life.

That's definitely the person who taught a young Donald to hold a tie together with tape just to get him out of her hair.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

fishing with the fam posted:

While this is a mistake, it is certainly not one I can fault you for.

uh.. yeah I actually mean't toffee. tophy is the hindu word for toffee... furthermore *leaps into a bush*

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
To live a full life with a low IQ coupled with a reactive attachment disorder that you've had to develop narcisstistic personality disorder to even live with - ("nobody is going to leave me, everybody loves me, I'm great. IF people leave me it's not because I'm being abandoned by mother again, it's because they are evil.) - must be pretty much the closest thing to actual hell there is for a person; and the US president has that life haha.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
when's the Trump press conference about Islam? Wanna see how wars start

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Trump has theory of mind problems

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Minimalist Program posted:

To live a full life with a low IQ coupled with a reactive attachment disorder that you've had to develop narcisstistic personality disorder to even live with - ("nobody is going to leave me, everybody loves me, I'm great. IF people leave me it's not because I'm being abandoned by mother again, it's because they are evil.) - must be pretty much the closest thing to actual hell there is for a person; and the US president has that life haha.

Your posts are making him sound like the victim, and not a simple idiot and that's a :lol:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
This one time our then four year old sleepwalked out of our house and into our yard at like 2am and we found her out there in the dark, at the other end of the yard, crying and really, really scared because she'd woken up in her jammies in the middle of pitch blackness and she had no idea where she were. She was completely alright and I just picked her up, carried her back in bed and we put an extra hook on the balcony door the next morning. But she was super scared and I've never seen a person who looked more alone or confused than when I picked her up down there. It's a powerful lol to imagine that that same kind of fundamental, dark sadness and fear is how the president of the US, donald trump, must feel all the time except he isn't even aware of it anymore because all he knows now is rage and anger and nobody is ever going to come pick him up or help him and he's going to die like that hahaha.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Burt Sexual posted:

Your posts are making him sound like the victim, and not a simple idiot and that's a :lol:

I think you can be both, Burt Sexual. I also think you can be vile enough (and enough beyond help) that even if you are recognizably in pain, it should be allowed for people to lol at you.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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technically trump's lack of object permanence allows the western wall to be both a part of israel and palestine at the same time

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
It's fun to imagine Trump the grown man in his bad suit doing that kid marshmallow (or ice cream scoop, lol) test where if he eats it right now he gets 1 but if he waits 10 minutes he gets 2.

Like you just know he wouldn't, at age 70, be able to wait.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

What do you call Ivanka?

please do not endorse having sex with your pets

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
Acc. to the NY Times, the info Donald blabbed about came from Israel. Good thing he's not going there anytime soon!

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

lilljonas posted:

Seeeean! Shaaaaaaaaaaaaauwn! Come out of the bushes and tell us what the Orange Man told the Russkies. Awww, Sean! lol

my new dog posted:

donald trump admitting to leaking classified information to the russian govt at a meeting where us media was not allowed in

This owns too much

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Let's make a website that just shows everything Trump does with the Curb your enthusiasm theme playing.

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

redbackground posted:

Acc. to the NY Times, the info Donald blabbed about came from Israel. Good thing he's not going there anytime soon!

lmao

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