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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I'd also like to stop being hung over, but the world is cruel and Donald J. Trump is president of the United States

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This would leave Huckabee-Sanders and..... Gorka :getin:

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/864553675125030913

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

germany already took this title

it was a real comeback win
that's the funniest part of this whole thing

see also: china's rebound from being deranged from opium for centuries

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

shovelbum posted:

u dont get it...

theres nowhere left for money to GO

cant wait for uber to be called too big to fail

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Lastgirl posted:

Whoa. Pump yer brakes~

Bernie matters. Even if that mattering has a double edge :bern101:

they fear him and i love it

imagine being afraid of friendly socialist grandpa

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864560092787736577

hail satan

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

theflyingexecutive posted:

lol I forgot about the lead in to the yes yes video:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo


like it's 30 seconds watch it now

this is delicious

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
watch him not saluting that marine be what finally puts his mouth breathing base over the edge

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
An intro to symbolic logic class is nothing like Berty Russ's "denotation, if it denotes anything, denotes the denotation of the denotation" or whatever he's saying in his philosophy of language writing. Intro to logic is truth tables and syllogisms and venn-diagrams. It rules.

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Joementum posted:

This would leave Huckabee-Sanders and..... Gorka :getin:

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/864553675125030913

Trump getting a faster reboot than the Spiderman franchise, hot drat.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Serf posted:

there's a reason for that. the kids who go off to college often never come back home because, well that not where the jobs are. so rural people dislike college and poo poo because it basically takes their kids away. that's not a logical response, but people aren't logical

luckily you have failsons like me who get useless degrees and go back home, combating this perception

rural america increasingly consists of a self-selecting group of people rabidly uninterested in self improvement because of this. it owns.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/864565791076872192

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

rural america increasingly consists of a self-selecting group of people rabidly uninterested in self improvement because of this. it owns.

imagine the gene pool lol lol lol

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Office Pig posted:



*tuba begins*

I love seeing super earnest military bros who polished their shoes harder than anyone just so they could be in a particular place of honor be forced to hold the door for a sagging dumbass.

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!



Your worst fears are still to come.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Michael Bayleaf posted:

All anime is bad.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

WarMECH posted:

watch him not saluting that marine be what finally puts his mouth breathing base over the edge

:lol: you think that standard applies to an old white man?

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Drunkboxer posted:

What if you want to do something that matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SVlqGzauv4

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Joementum posted:

This would leave Huckabee-Sanders and..... Gorka :getin:

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/864553675125030913

Reince and Bannon both gone feels like the maximum Chaos move, since that cuts him off both from the Republican party proper's agenda as well as the nationalist fringe. Just leave him stranded.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/864565196110655488

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


shovelbum posted:

imagine the gene pool lol lol lol

On the other side, every major city in America is solid blue except Phoenix (which somehow manages to only be 6.5% black, how the gently caress does that happen).

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

so isreals worst fear was that trump was a Russian agent right

Serf
May 5, 2011


Citizen Tayne posted:

rural america increasingly consists of a self-selecting group of people rabidly uninterested in self improvement because of this. it owns.

can confirm this is true


zen death robot posted:

You're keeping small towns alive and are part of the problem

send me money and i will leave

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

YES

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



https://twitter.com/davidklion/status/864544153295872000

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
New White House staff plan: Jared is Chief of Staff and all the mini-Jareds from his entourage fill the other spots

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mirthless posted:

lol explains why he's so cagey about being told college degrees are largely pointless in this day and age

"my... my debt's not an albatross! :qq: it's not!"

i mean to get any sort of white collar job you're going to need a degree, but that's mostly because of people huffing their own farts as opposed to college bestowing some kind of magical skillset upon you

you can have all of the practical experience in the world but it doesn't mean dick if they look at your resume and immediately throw it away

edit: once you get experience your degree doesn't mean poo poo, but you actually need to get your foot in the door

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Dolash posted:

Reince and Bannon both gone feels like the maximum Chaos move, since that cuts him off both from the Republican party proper's agenda as well as the nationalist fringe. Just leave him stranded.

the pure strain trump vision

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I used to think I'd like to live in a small town but having visited a bunch its kinda depressing.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Ahahah what now Bibi

What now

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

I thought he was in the KSA today, did he fly back to sleep in his own bed?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

New White House staff plan: Jared is Chief of Staff and all the mini-Jareds from his entourage fill the other spots

Press Secretary Brad shows up to gaggles with a sweater tied around his neck and won't stop calling everyone "champ"

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Michael Bayleaf posted:

All anime is bad.

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Lmao the third graf:

Sanders hasn’t made any decision, and he tends to dismiss the discussion about 2020 as dumb. He hasn't even fully committed to running for re-election to the Senate next year.

democrats are loving stupid and the press is even stupider for seeing this as a "negative"

yeah yeah Trump thread but Sanders is like the one politician that's laser focused on getting stuff done now instead of securing his future, which is the whole reason people like him.

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

Baloogan posted:

I used to think I'd like to live in a small town but having visited a bunch its kinda depressing.

I drive through a lot of them for work and seeing all the run down and abandoned corner stores and what not is a duper downer

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
THE IMPEACHMENT IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/864550373834588160

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

that's the funniest part of this whole thing

see also: china's rebound from being deranged from opium for centuries

china suddenly going turbo-green and building wind turbines at unheard-of rates is an incredible plot twist

it's like china stole the usa's mattering energy

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I'm not allowed to tell my daughter that I'm a college drop out until she graduates college. Also, when I was telling my wife lady "who needs college maybe our daughter should focus on a trade instead" the wife lady informed me that getting good jobs is harder for ladies, especially trade jobs and our daughter must have a college degree, so that's that.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Serf posted:

can confirm this is true


send me money and i will leave

my dude have you tried public sector? usajobs and government jobs are all standardized so you can apply to like 20 jobs per hour, more if your better at writing cover letters than i am.

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEw5IL-gsnc

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