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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

rear end cobra posted:

can you frack with ducklings?

grind em up pump em down

-ed balls

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Uranium 235 posted:

holy gently caress they say "donuts' real weird in pennsylvania

"dough-nitz"

it seriously is fuckin weird

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


I will gladly be the next director of the FBI

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I looooooooooooove these NYT stories about what's going on inside the White House where Trump is absolutely convinced there's some outside force causing all his problems and is super angry about it. WHO KEEPS loving THIS poo poo UP, THIS IS INFURIATING THAT EVERYONE IS SO IMCOMPETENT GAHHHHHH!!!!!

*tweets some dumb poo poo that ruins his whole staffs day*


THESE PEOPLE!!!!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A Handed Missus posted:

I will gladly be the next director of the FBI

Are you loyal to president Donald J Trump? Like really really loyal?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Schnorkles posted:

a fight over the fbi director is going to derail everything in the senate. McConnell wants someone non partisan and completely innocuous so they can get back to trying to blow up healthcare.
Problem being that the child emperor doesn't want someone innocuous. He wants a lickspittle.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

There's also simply the point that they're running out of time on the legislative calendar.

Doing healthcare basically means they're gonna do taxes in an election year and that's gonna be exciting.

so they are making up their own bill from scratch but we haven't even gotten the CBO for the house bill? And they said they are waiting on that score before voting? I don't understand what the gently caress

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

jfc

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/864583480738549764

good point

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
DUCKLINGS? gently caress 'EM!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

MadJackal posted:

Because if they call him a "motherfucking traitor" they get just as called out from Progressives.

He's the president, can't be a traitor :smugdon:

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

rear end cobra posted:

Are you loyal to president Donald J Trump? Like really really loyal?

I mean, I'd lie and tell him I was, given he's as easily fooled as the average beagle.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

McCain is the worst person in the senate and the senate has ted cruz and rand paul and mitch mocconell

and tom cotton and joni ernst and orrin hatch and chuck grassley and jim inhofe

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Shook McCain.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

The emperor is insane and bad at his job.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I called the duck ramp guy's office.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


MadJackal posted:

Because if they call him a "motherfucking traitor" they get just as called out from Progressives.

:confused:

What the gently caress 'Progressives' have you been talking to?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

Are you loyal to president Donald J Trump? Like really really loyal?

trumptrumptrumptrumtrpumrptrumptrump

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Homeless Friend posted:

it seriously is fuckin weird

i really miss dunkin dough-nitz

that ice caawffee i think it's cawled

:frogon:

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

etalian posted:

Slay those that don't appreciate the duckling ramp.

I honestly have never felt so inclined to donate to some random fuckstick's opponent in my life.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I looooooooooooove these NYT stories about what's going on inside the White House where Trump is absolutely convinced there's some outside force causing all his problems and is super angry about it. WHO KEEPS loving THIS poo poo UP, THIS IS INFURIATING THAT EVERYONE IS SO IMCOMPETENT GAHHHHHH!!!!!

*tweets some dumb poo poo that ruins his whole staffs day*


THESE PEOPLE!!!!

it unironically owns

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/864561836624097280

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
WHERE ARE THE LEAKS COMING FROM WE NEED TO STOP THESE LEAKS!!!!! oh hey sergey wanna see my plan to stop ISIS

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I've never been to Dunkin Donuts lol

only because there is a Krispy Kreme that's closer and why would I get anything else if krispys are available.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Schnorkles posted:

There's also simply the point that they're running out of time on the legislative calendar.

Doing healthcare basically means they're gonna do taxes in an election year and that's gonna be exciting.

maybe they should be in session more than 1/3 of the calendar year

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
woo yea those dough nitz were dough nuts

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
when john mccain ran for president he chose sarah palin to be his running mate

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

FactsAreUseless posted:

I called the duck ramp guy's office.

"if it looks like a cuck and walks like a cuck, it must be you"

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
can't wait till a government shutdown closes that duck ramp

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

:confused:

What the gently caress 'Progressives' have you been talking to?

the cspam trump thread i guess

lol we're reading this thread all the time, that sucks

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/864584262762336258

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


A major flaw in this video is that those girls aren't being killed by Trump.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) - Movies with Mikey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHB039JB5_E

This movie was super good.
Also, lol loving Sting.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A Handed Missus posted:

trumptrumptrumptrumtrpumrptrumptrump

Thank you, we're almost done here, you're doing so well!

Final question now: would you describe yourself as "incredibly retarded"?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

people are loving dying, mike

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

the duck ramp triggered me to back when Pete Hoekstra bitched about how a turtle fence was a waste like the government providing health care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7krh9Bpy1-A

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Office Pig posted:

the cspam trump thread i guess

lol we're reading this thread all the time, that sucks

people dislike Keith Olberman for reaosons aside from him calling DJT a motherfucking traitor. Him being a weird spastic jerk off being at the top of the list

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Every progressive I've personally talked to thinks Trump is a terrible person and probably a traitor and wouldn't object to strong language from Democrats on that front, except the miraculously woke ones like Glenn Greenwald who are convinced that the Russian affair is just a smokescreen by the deep state.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

WHERE ARE THE LEAKS COMING FROM WE NEED TO STOP THESE LEAKS!!!!! oh hey sergey wanna see my plan to stop ISIS

Sergie, pushing his broom , looks up: Mr. President, if you say so!

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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
if there really is an Allah then the CBO will drop their report tomorrow. I need a new poo poo show every day this week.

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