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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


We can't trust this though it came from Trump's own mouth on camera in front of millions of people.

Ed Balls would never treat us this way.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

anime was right posted:

i made peanut butter dumplings with jelly filling, i have no idea why

turned out pretty good, tbh

try peanut butter and jelly on a flour tortilla

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/864598724030418944

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Corny posted:

what the gently caress is going on

idk but if true its troubling, disturbing, and entirely appropriate

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

is this the hotline to report crimes committed by old white dudes with weird heads

because id like to report roger stone for being a dumb rear end in a top hat

theres a trillion names to call roger stone but dumb rear end in a top hat ain't one of em

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/864601566094995457

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I bet right now Kislyak is calling Trump "Oh my god I saw the NY Times story! Quick, get me the nuclear codes!"

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




looks like i have to loving watch tv now

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

iSheep posted:

lol time for the GOP to think Guns Are Bad again.

if trump proposed gun control for black people in chicago, the right would stand by him for definite.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/seanmcelwee/status/864600027800457216

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


This is like the same logic James Harrison used when he decided to reject his White House invitation.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Trump gets this stuck in my head

every

single

day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxPkCTAJ0dw

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Joementum posted:

Hard to believe the career detective and prosecutor kept notes of his meeting with a man facing literally hundreds of lawsuits for running his scam businesses, but here we are.

Escpecially when this guy took down the Bush admin twice on this exact same type of things, on both the warrantless wiretaps and on torture

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

wtf is wrong with you


why

why in all the names of every dead god would you want to make people look at trey gowdy!!!!!!

theres a reason they say that the two things you never want to see being made are sausages and laws

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

wait wait wait

is this supposed to be a positive spin?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Nonsense posted:

try peanut butter and jelly on a tortilla

nah

i mean i guess this was some sort of dumpling/donut hybrid. i pan fried it but made it very similarly to a dumpling. it was a tasty enigma. you could carry this thing in a box and it wouldnt make a mess. cool dessert i might bring somewhere.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

Only about twelve or thirteen more hours until Trump admits to all this on twitter

"Of course I told Comey to lay off Flynn! Smash the deep state!!!!!!"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
there is so MUCH bad news that nothing is going to get through!

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Squizzle posted:

troubling, disturbing, and entirely appropriate

The name of my sex tape

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
I welcome our 46th president, Mike "horse whisperer" Pence.

gregday
May 23, 2003

remember how reporters were saying spicer looked tired and defeated earlier today

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Oh come the gently caress on

I checked at 4 PM seeing if there was going to be a bombshell dropped again today, saw there was nothing, figured I could finally get some work done

I come back a hour later to this

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

wait wait wait

is this supposed to be a positive spin?

Conservatives are authoritarians who love people who are angry and flip out because they're "strong," so yeah

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Baloogan posted:

theres a trillion names to call roger stone but dumb rear end in a top hat ain't one of em

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

theres a trillion names to call roger stone but dumb rear end in a top hat ain't one of em

dictionary posted:

dumb
dəm
adjective
stupid.
"a dumb question"

rear end·hole
ˈasˌhōl
noun vulgar slang
the anus.
an irritating or contemptible person.

no pretty sure i nailed it

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

i love the 4chan leave clover in the hat

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/864599109096919041

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
https://twitter.com/rvawonk/status/864599109096919041

efb

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gregday posted:

remember how reporters were saying spicer looked tired and defeated earlier today

The WH staff is probably combing the shrubbery right now trying to find him for the next press conference.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
What outrageous thing does trump do to overshadow this

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


well isn't this a thing

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Oh good :getin:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

anime was right posted:

nah

i mean i guess this was some sort of dumpling/donut hybrid. i pan fried it but made it very similarly to a dumpling. it was a tasty enigma. you could carry this thing in a box and it wouldnt make a mess. cool dessert i might bring somewhere.

that dumpling idea sounds good. I bet a lumpia filled with peanut butter and jelly and flash fried would be good too.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

I mean, just lol if you don't leak to the press that the president obstructed justice during an active investigation that you're conducting which would almost certainly result in you getting fired.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

anime was right posted:

i made peanut butter dumplings with jelly filling, i have no idea why

turned out pretty good, tbh

:vince:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
hahashahahahjstiouhdfgijohahahaha yesssssssssssssssssssssssss yessss YESSSSS

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

i submit to the Thread Committee on hosed Up Heads the possibility that Roger Stone escaped from a Madame Tussaud's

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

imo things will calm down and there will be more more moments where trump truly becomses president on his trip

everyone is always dying and becoming someone new every moment

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Oh yeah for sure, he's just going to wait until the obvious right wing spin of "well they didn't actually see the memos so obviously it's fake" sets in first, and it already is bigly

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