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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


The best part of this is I'm pretty sure every single person in this video has had a coke problem at some point.

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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Office Pig posted:

anyway, what the hell is this

it means people lied under oath, lol, and they can't weasel out of it with an "oops, i forgot!" like Sessions did

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/CahnEmily/status/864605781441884160

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

Thank you, we're almost done here, you're doing so well!

Final question now: would you describe yourself as "incredibly retarded"?

ytromp

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

The guy's not going to know every stupid thing Trump said in every conversation.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Joementum posted:

The thing I like about this scandal, as opposed to the Russia collision theory, is that Trump's already admitted to all of it by bragging.

quick someone tell trump his hands are too small to launder real estate money with russian mobsters

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

triple sulk posted:

oh who am i kidding, nothing matters

Yeah of course... but..

https://twitter.com/TexasTribAbby/status/864603692783349760

https://twitter.com/TexasTribAbby/status/864604628259831808

Mike Conaway a R from Texas (probably nothing)

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

so

everything's cool and calm right now, right

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

2DCAT posted:

Well, luckily trompf has those secret recordings that he mentioned, which will surely clear him from all of these fake news claims....

Someone's job is explaining why he can't release them to the public

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Chris James 2 posted:



So when this ends the way you all know deep down in your hearts it's going to, who's buying the shirt

:whitewater:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/864604803174981632

trump freaking out and starting to send out emails to the trumpists

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/864605283464740865

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

this is the sort of stuff i did in sewers, lidar xyz!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

*notes down answer with a big smile*

dont want to get ahead of things here, but you'll hear from us very soon. thank you so much for coming by!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Angus King implying that impeachment might be on the table

Like, doing serious discussion

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

jarofpiss posted:

this is a good idea for anyone working in any kind of state or corporate environment btw

oh yeah it's a p standard practice

comey ain't no sucka

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


The thing is that anyone could have predicted Trump would be this dumb, but tens of millions of Americans still thought "yeah I need to get me some of that"

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

this is literally me

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

CherryCola posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

OBAMAAAAAAA

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Darkman Fanpage posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/864604803174981632

trump freaking out and starting to send out emails to the trumpists

Civil War II will be freaking cool

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

this kinda thing is literally why reagan outlawed open carry when he was governor of california

the bill to outlaw open carry in CA was written by a GOP dude, was supported by the NRA, and was signed into law by his holiness, Ronald Reagan, all in response to some black people daring to exercise their right to bare arms.

triple LOL at all the right wing dumbfucks who praise the GOP, Reagan and the NRA, while decrying CA's gun laws

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


how many swampbucks is his legal defense gonna cost?

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
4 months of 30 hours of work per week has completely fried trumps brain lmbo

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/864606440803139584

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
trump appointed/hired most of those unelected bureaucrats lmao

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


I can't stand it, I know you planned it/Gonna set it straight, this watergate

E:

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Baloogan posted:

this is the sort of stuff i did in sewers, lidar xyz!

Are you a voxel?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

He just said if only Yates would of told Fynn they knew he was being blackmailed it would of stopped any attempt of him being blackmailed.

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
I've been so stressed for so long that my neck and shoulders completely seized up last week. Then I went to get a massage and she spent like 95% of the time on my goddamn back and legs.

gently caress TRUMP'S AMERICA

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Hmm. You might almost call them the "lugenpresse."

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Baloogan posted:

this is the sort of stuff i did in sewers, lidar xyz!

You do lidar stuff, too?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


brugroffil posted:

The thing is that anyone could have predicted Trump would be this dumb, but tens of millions of Americans still thought "yeah I need to get me some of that"

He said he'd build a wall

And it'll be paid for fully (with money to spare) when the impeachment trials are aired on primetime PPV

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Rah! posted:

the bill to outlaw open carry in CA was written by a GOP dude, was supported by the NRA, and was signed into law by his holiness, Ronald Reagan, all in response to some black people daring to exercise their right to bare arms.

triple LOL at all the right wing dumbfucks who praise the GOP, Reagan and the NRA, while decrying CA's gun laws

thanks obama

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
man they just fuckin shoehorned this Comey redemption arc in didnt they? swear to god the writing on this show is falling off hard

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


the world is fading into gauze

twisting onto itself like a gyre

we knew that some day annihilation would come for us, all things that are born must also know a final moment

we just didn't expect it to be so funny

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
"the comey memos" will eventually become part of the new political vernacular in the same way the nixon tap.... ah who the gently caress am i kidding

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

CAUSE I'VE GOT THIS loving THORN IN MY SIDE

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


rear end cobra posted:

Civil War II will be freaking cool

I'm pretty sure that Mexico, Canada, Germany and Israel will help our anti-Trump side.

What should we call ourselves? Union and Confederate no longer really apply.

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

brugroffil posted:

The thing is that anyone could have predicted Trump would be this dumb, but tens of millions of Americans still thought "yeah I need to get me some of that"

They probably felt good about being smarter than the President.

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