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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Trump, in a fit of dementia, jumps out the window of the Oval Office. He lands on the lawn with minor scratches, realizing he is not in Trump Tower.

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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


So when Trump resigns to escape the investigation, does President Pence pardon him or what?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

magiccarpet posted:

this trial is going to be the biggest tv event ever

Trump is going to be his own lawyer

it will be amazing

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Melania is the smartest Trump.

She stayed as far away as she possibly could.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Venuz Patrol posted:

sessions received the memo when it was sent to the DoJ, so he's on the hook. it is looking increasingly likely that we'll have President Too :siren:Milk Toast:siren: To Run As A Candidate But Still Somehow President Pence, though

Kasich sighed as he drew his primary katana.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

D1E posted:

Melania is the smartest Trump.

Uuuuuuh Barron

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


D1E posted:

Melania is the smartest Trump.

She stayed as far away as she possibly could.

How long until 1. Melania divorce proceedings 2. Ivanka molestation accusations?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Fallen Hamprince posted:

TERMINALLY SMARTRBRAINED FOREVIERALLY WELLOILED SUPER GOOD PRESIDENT WORDS

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/864614690797834241

I want to know what his specific complaints are. :allears:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house
don't know if a tornado touched down, but it's crazy windy and hail
WISH ME LUCK GUYS

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Dolash posted:

So when Trump resigns to escape the investigation, does President Pence pardon him or what?

Of loving course he does

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

anime was right posted:

oh yeah i love the guy that spent every hour talking about how terrible bernie sanders was, the most popular politician in america, because his wife was indebted to the hillary campaign. real cool dude.

Matthews is a piece of poo poo. One of those talking heads who will, without any problem, give equal time to a climate scientist and a global warming denier. Or an evolutionary biologist and a creationist. He's objectively terrible. gently caress him.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TwoStepBoog posted:

lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house
don't know if a tornado touched down, but it's crazy windy and hail
WISH ME LUCK GUYS

Good luck

Hope ur community doesn't need federal aid

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house
don't know if a tornado touched down, but it's crazy windy and hail
WISH ME LUCK GUYS

good luck and if u die we'll post in your memory maybe

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
god please let there be, in this whirlwind of splattering turds, some poo poo to land on pence

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SKULL.GIF posted:

comey gets fired

one week later, comey stands cradling the Trump Memo in his arms

he tosses



They start moving before the fish hits the water. Those sharks recognize that the guy throws them food and can track it's arc through the air

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/864627294291337218

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The beard on this Jason Miller character on CNN

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house
don't know if a tornado touched down, but it's crazy windy and hail
WISH ME LUCK GUYS

:rip:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

D1E posted:

Who?

This is a serious question.

idk, its like one of those things that came from somewhere but no where in particular that i can identify.

Maybe its marketing working on my mind.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house
don't know if a tornado touched down, but it's crazy windy and hail
WISH ME LUCK GUYS

godspeed goonmeister

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house
don't know if a tornado touched down, but it's crazy windy and hail
WISH ME LUCK GUYS

Stay safe, Omaha area goon

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Burr drives that thing, which does not pass emissions or safety standards or inspection, around D.C. as a protest against auto regulation (seriously)

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/sppeoples/status/864625438437539841

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Fallen Hamprince posted:

TERMINALLY SMARTRBRAINED FOREVIERALLY WELLOILED SUPER GOOD PRESIDENT WORDS

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/864614690797834241

lol

:qq:

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


wtf

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Thump! posted:

Of loving course he does

Y'know you'd think if a party had to do this twice in living memory, people might start thinking there was something wrong with the party itself.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

he's not wrong

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

lol don't send him the original Comey
you know that the motherfucker is sending copies everywhere

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Yeah but right now we're using a macroscope bill

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Politifact rates this as: TRUE

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

D1E posted:

Melania is the smartest Trump.

She stayed as far away as she possibly could.

I lol how she physically recoils from his touch and all the non-verbal clues that she loathes being around him.

I guess immigrants are taking humiliating horrible jobs that no one else wants.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Fallen Hamprince posted:

TERMINALLY SMARTRBRAINED FOREVIERALLY WELLOILED SUPER GOOD PRESIDENT WORDS

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/864614690797834241

please tell me someone is filming this

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets

Sir Tonk posted:

too bad trump didn't think to consider there might be notes

I posted this earlier, but the thread was moving too fast. :(

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

bizarrely correct

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/864627775306706944

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Origami Dali posted:

god please let there be, in this whirlwind of splattering turds, some poo poo to land on pence

trump impeached, pence swoirn in, immediately impeached for horsefucking

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Guy Goodbody posted:

They start moving before the fish hits the water. Those sharks recognize that the guy throws them food and can track it's arc through the air

Tick tick tick

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/864628460177805312

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Jeb!
Feb 3, 2016

My dad is the greatest man I've ever known and if you don't think so we can step outside.
I'm clapping right now!

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