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Trump, in a fit of dementia, jumps out the window of the Oval Office. He lands on the lawn with minor scratches, realizing he is not in Trump Tower.
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So when Trump resigns to escape the investigation, does President Pence pardon him or what?
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magiccarpet posted:this trial is going to be the biggest tv event ever Trump is going to be his own lawyer it will be amazing
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Melania is the smartest Trump. She stayed as far away as she possibly could.
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Venuz Patrol posted:sessions received the memo when it was sent to the DoJ, so he's on the hook. it is looking increasingly likely that we'll have President Too Milk Toast To Run As A Candidate But Still Somehow President Pence, though Kasich sighed as he drew his primary katana.
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D1E posted:Melania is the smartest Trump. Uuuuuuh Barron
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D1E posted:Melania is the smartest Trump. How long until 1. Melania divorce proceedings 2. Ivanka molestation accusations?
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Fallen Hamprince posted:TERMINALLY SMARTRBRAINED FOREVIERALLY WELLOILED SUPER GOOD PRESIDENT WORDS I want to know what his specific complaints are.
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lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house don't know if a tornado touched down, but it's crazy windy and hail WISH ME LUCK GUYS
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Dolash posted:So when Trump resigns to escape the investigation, does President Pence pardon him or what? Of loving course he does
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anime was right posted:oh yeah i love the guy that spent every hour talking about how terrible bernie sanders was, the most popular politician in america, because his wife was indebted to the hillary campaign. real cool dude. Matthews is a piece of poo poo. One of those talking heads who will, without any problem, give equal time to a climate scientist and a global warming denier. Or an evolutionary biologist and a creationist. He's objectively terrible. gently caress him.
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TwoStepBoog posted:lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house Good luck Hope ur community doesn't need federal aid
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TwoStepBoog posted:lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house good luck and if u die we'll post in your memory maybe
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god please let there be, in this whirlwind of splattering turds, some poo poo to land on pence
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Red Minjo posted:https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/864608676740554752
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SKULL.GIF posted:comey gets fired They start moving before the fish hits the water. Those sharks recognize that the guy throws them food and can track it's arc through the air
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https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/864627294291337218
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The beard on this Jason Miller character on CNN
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TwoStepBoog posted:lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house
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D1E posted:Who? idk, its like one of those things that came from somewhere but no where in particular that i can identify. Maybe its marketing working on my mind.
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TwoStepBoog posted:lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house godspeed goonmeister
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TwoStepBoog posted:lol there's a huge storm going through omaha and it's about to hit my house Stay safe, Omaha area goon
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Office Pig posted:https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/864623878492098561 Burr drives that thing, which does not pass emissions or safety standards or inspection, around D.C. as a protest against auto regulation (seriously)
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https://twitter.com/sppeoples/status/864625438437539841
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Fallen Hamprince posted:TERMINALLY SMARTRBRAINED FOREVIERALLY WELLOILED SUPER GOOD PRESIDENT WORDS lol
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wtf
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Thump! posted:Of loving course he does Y'know you'd think if a party had to do this twice in living memory, people might start thinking there was something wrong with the party itself.
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he's not wrong
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Epic High Five posted:lol don't send him the original Comey
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Yeah but right now we're using a macroscope bill
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Politifact rates this as: TRUE
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D1E posted:Melania is the smartest Trump. I lol how she physically recoils from his touch and all the non-verbal clues that she loathes being around him. I guess immigrants are taking humiliating horrible jobs that no one else wants.
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Fallen Hamprince posted:TERMINALLY SMARTRBRAINED FOREVIERALLY WELLOILED SUPER GOOD PRESIDENT WORDS please tell me someone is filming this
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Sir Tonk posted:too bad trump didn't think to consider there might be notes I posted this earlier, but the thread was moving too fast.
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bizarrely correct
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https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/864627775306706944
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Origami Dali posted:god please let there be, in this whirlwind of splattering turds, some poo poo to land on pence trump impeached, pence swoirn in, immediately impeached for horsefucking
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Guy Goodbody posted:They start moving before the fish hits the water. Those sharks recognize that the guy throws them food and can track it's arc through the air Tick tick tick
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https://twitter.com/yashar/status/864628460177805312
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I'm clapping right now!
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