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Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

The Nastier Nate posted:

I literally cannot remember the scandal before Comey was fired...something about 2 scoops of ice cream?

The moment he became president

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Alehkhs posted:

I posted this earlier, but the thread was moving too fast. :(



:thurman:

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
"trump is done" the sources say

"its over" says the news

"nothing matters" says the wise man

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Origami Dali posted:

he's not wrong

he is. you don't need the microscope.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

So, do I open something alcoholic and settle in for the evening

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Donald Trump will finally become president when he instead of taking a giant poo poo on the Kabbalah only speaks words with his mouth this weekend. So presidential, theres hope for the guy!

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Joementum posted:

Unironically yes: it is unconstitutional to arrest members of congress traveling to or from their job.

*examines fringe on flag*

Checks out.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Origami Dali posted:

fuuuuck im gonna overdose on trump, it's actually gonna happen

yeah this is too much trump.

SOMEONE PROBATE ME PLEASEEE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
just got caught up on the last 30 pages and i wanted u guys to know it was Extremely My poo poo

great work. im never taking my kids to the park again, im missing quality poo poo

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Has Trump started on Hillary yet?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

holy poo poo all this time I thought oliver stone had just made this up

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


FistEnergy posted:

just got caught up on the last 30 pages and i wanted u guys to know it was Extremely My poo poo

great work. im never taking my kids to the park again, im missing quality poo poo

bring your phone next tiem

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

So, do I open something alcoholic and settle in for the evening

You should put the liquor down and open up some clarity

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
turmp

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Burr drives that thing, which does not pass emissions or safety standards or inspection, around D.C. as a protest against auto regulation (seriously)

literally driving one of the least safe cars ever made, sounds like it'll work out for everyone in the end.

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

Cael posted:



*Asymptotically speaking.

The closer we get to mattering, the further we get from actual matter. Peak mattering will vaguely resemble mattering, but it will not matter.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Baloogan posted:

yeah this is too much trump.

SOMEONE PROBATE ME PLEASEEE

oh no you don't. youre locked in here with us!!!

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Zas posted:

"onward together" yep that sounds like a hillary name

Is "into the light" the last bit?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
there's no tape and no evidence that trump actually broke any laws. house GOP morons will look the other way and this poo poo will actually be old news in a couple weeks

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

I literally cannot remember the scandal before Comey was fired...something about 2 scoops of ice cream?

It was the Senate, the FBI, and all major news organizations investigating the President and his staff for colluding with Russian spies and money laundering.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sir Tonk posted:

literally driving one of the least safe cars ever made, sounds like it'll work out for everyone in the end.

i hope a big rig truck does the needful

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


this is a good tweet :piss:

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/864630081263677440/photo/1

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

A senior official in the Trump administration, who previously worked on the president’s campaign, offered a candid and brief assessment of the fallout from that string of bad press: “I don’t see how Trump isn’t completely hosed.”

Pretty telling when even Bannon can't find a way for someone to weasel out of something :rip: :fork:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/864623272100593665

This seems like a really bad use of the participants time since they both hate Trump and are just gonna say there should be an independent prosecutor but :shrug:

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I'm pretty sure Obama held his tongue because he knew this fat idiot would trip over his own tie sooner rather than later.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

You should put the liquor down and open up some clarity

I'm still in the nothing matters camp.

bumble
Oct 15, 2012

R U HOT YET?

and i must meme posted:

lol in a week everyone will have forgotted about this

yeah, because we'll be talking about how trump promised to sell alaska to russia in exchange for a bag of chips and a diet coke

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

H5N1 posted:

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


The horns were fake news, but a little hail came through. Hooray, first legit thunderstorm of the season :toot:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
lol I missed the part of the memo where trump casually asks if members of the press can be jailed for putting out stories about leaks

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

*walks up to podium, clears throat*

This is the moment that Donald J. Trump became President.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



`1900 new posts in the hour it took for me to drive home

please tell me what the gently caress happened tia

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Chris James 2 posted:

Pretty telling when even Bannon can't find a way for someone to weasel out of something :rip: :fork:

Usually he just slithers out of his current skin and/or detaches whichever limb is caught/

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



fuuuuck this is like, the 3rd day out of the last 5 that I've just been over-Trumped by too much goddamn Trump being Trumpy news and had to tap out uggghhh

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Leviathan posted:

there's no tape and no evidence that trump actually broke any laws. house GOP morons will look the other way and this poo poo will actually be old news in a couple weeks

it's not the crime it's the coverup

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

change my name posted:

if we jailed hilary the american economy would collapse

I'm becoming increasingly more okay with this outcome.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

financially racist posted:

`1900 new posts in the hour it took for me to drive home

please tell me what the gently caress happened tia

SHUT THE gently caress YP DARTH WIN-oh

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

whatever you say, kush

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