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Ein cooler Typ posted:A kid with a fidget spinner in both hands has no hands left to do drugs They can put down the fidget spinners if they want to do drugs enough.
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My son is pure in the eyes of god thanks to his fidget spinner - now he has no time to handle sultry women not deserving of his love. In fact, women now stay very far away from him, a clear reflection of their own character.
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May 17, 2017 02:42
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https://heatst.com/life/are-fidget-spinners-the-newest-symbol-of-white-supremacy/ Are Fidget Spinners the Newest Symbol of White Supremacy? YES
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mds2 posted:We got my sons up to about 20,000 rpms using the air compressor. I really thought it was going to explode. Back when I worked in a machine shop the CNC operators would get the little piece rest bearings going with compressed air and turn them loose. One took off across the floor and hit the sheet metal wall hard enough to dent it.
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May 17, 2017 03:48
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tactlessbastard posted:Back when I worked in a machine shop the CNC operators would get the little piece rest bearings going with compressed air and turn them loose. One took off across the floor and hit the sheet metal wall hard enough to dent it. i'm legitimately envious that i have never gotten to witness such a thing as what you are describing
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May 17, 2017 03:56
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I'm always popping off the lid of my pen and snapping it back on as I slog endlessly at my desk at work. Would one of those cube things help save my poor pen lid?
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May 17, 2017 10:46
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tactlessbastard posted:Back when I worked in a machine shop the CNC operators would get the little piece rest bearings going with compressed air and turn them loose. One took off across the floor and hit the sheet metal wall hard enough to dent it. I blew up a 3d printed spinner with 3 ball bearings instead of flat bearings on the outside with an air gun. One bearing wound up 10-15 feet away from where I was. Thankfully i didnt break anything.
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May 17, 2017 10:56
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mds2 posted:We got my sons up to about 20,000 rpms using the air compressor. Uhh I'd like to think there's a missing apostrophe but with goons who knows.
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May 17, 2017 11:23
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May 17, 2017 11:32
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http://www.focustimes.org/boise-idaho-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-became-stuck-anus/ "Medical staff who treated the man believe he must have slipped..."
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May 17, 2017 11:57
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Jerry Cotton posted:Uhh I'd like to think there's a missing apostrophe but with goons who knows. No, I put them both on the fidget thing and let it rip. Thank you for understanding what I meant.
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May 17, 2017 12:31
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Turambar posted:http://www.focustimes.org/boise-idaho-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-became-stuck-anus/ Fake and gay.
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May 17, 2017 12:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:Uhh I'd like to think there's a missing apostrophe but with goons who knows. An apostrophe isn't going to fix it. The s needs to be done away with entirely since rpm is already sufficient.
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May 17, 2017 12:34
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May 17, 2017 12:35
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B.H. Facials posted:An apostrophe isn't going to fix it. The s needs to be done away with entirely since rpm is already sufficient. Rpms stands for revolutions per meter-second  (A meter-second is the length a meter is in a second, usually around 99.999... cm)
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May 17, 2017 12:37
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Jerry Cotton posted:Rpms stands for revolutions per meter-second I was saying if the guy meant revolutions per minute but then pluralized it for some reason. I work with too many dipshits that enter rpms or rpmz for what is really rpm.
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It's funny because titanium is useful because of its low density. And lol at getting mad at rpms - rpm isn't a real unit - do you get mad at ending a sentence with a preposition too?
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B.H. Facials posted:I was saying if the guy meant revolutions per minute but then pluralized it for some reason. I work with too many dipshits that enter rpms or rpmz for what is really rpm. Yeah I was focusing more on the fact that he was using a compressor to spin his sons instead of his son's or sons' fidget spinner(s). Sounds like fun though.
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May 17, 2017 12:52
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What is so hard to understand about using an air compressor to move an 8 year old and 10 year old boy 20,000 Rotations in Probably a Minute Squared?
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May 17, 2017 12:54
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mds2 posted:What is so hard to understand about using an air compressor to move an 8 year old and 10 year old boy 20,000 Rotations in Probably a Minute Squared? I don't know back in my day we had to use bellows 
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I don't think the Reddit man makes half a mil a year or else he probably wouldn't be bragging about his wealth to children with fidget spinners. But hey this is trumps America
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May 17, 2017 13:11
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I think people with ADHD are just faking it to get sweet legal amphetamines
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May 17, 2017 13:33
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tactlessbastard posted:Back when I worked in a machine shop the CNC operators would get the little piece rest bearings going with compressed air and turn them loose. One took off across the floor and hit the sheet metal wall hard enough to dent it. The game is called danger nut. You put a nut on a screwdriver and spin it up as fast as you can then launch it at the ground. Everyone watch out for the danger nut!
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DrPlump posted:The game is called danger nut. You put a nut on a screwdriver and spin it up as fast as you can then launch it at the ground. Everyone watch out for the danger nut! gently caress yo ankles!
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DrPlump posted:The game is called danger nut. You put a nut on a screwdriver and spin it up as fast as you can then launch it at the ground. Everyone watch out for the danger nut! Hey buddy Osha thread is that way ----->
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Idiot child chokes on fidget spinner http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/17/health/texas-fidget-spinner-xray-trnd/index.html Of course it was Houston
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May 17, 2017 20:53
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I'll have one autisinal fidget spinner please. Do you mean artisanal? No.
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When Trump asked for the nuclear football, his assistance handed him a small plastic cube covered in buttons. He immediately became anxious with the responsibility that was placed in his hands. He placed the cube in his desk drawer carefully, as not to activate any of the buttons. Later when he came back to retrieve it, after a particularly nasty tweet, he discovered it was missing. He went into full panic mode and began tossing his office. After he left his office he found his young son playing with the cube. Right before his boy could press any of the buttons he snatched the cube from his son's hands and began berating him. The boy stood in front of his father sobbing, and the president felt an immense shame. He gave the cube back to the boy and warned him he must never press any of the buttons or else their could be "yuge" repercussions. Trump then entered his office, began cleaning it up, relaxed as he knew the button was in better hands.
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May 18, 2017 00:12
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Fidget spinners could throw off the Earth's gravity http://www.focustimes.org/denver-physicist-warns-public-fidget-spinners-affect-earths-centre-gravity/
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Fidget spinners could throw off the Earth's gravity I feel like this is one of those "if everyone on earth ran in the same direction at the same time" scenarios that the guy from xkcd wrote a whole book about I'd love to see the paper this guy wrote if only to see if he actually did all the calculations and poo poo
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Flaccid Trip posted:Idiot child chokes on fidget spinner The mom from that article also posted a picture from across the street of the ambulance that allegedly had her kid in it pulling up to the hospital. That story screams faaaaaake.
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I was considering an exercise ball for when I'm working from home but jesus christ mind you this  is on page 3 so
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I went to walmart and asked them where those toys for autists were and they just took me to the video game aisle
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May 21, 2017 05:11
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I ordered a cube. I'm awaiting its delivery.
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Edgar posted:My coworker has one and will fidget with it all day. Hell my other coworkers have fidget cubes. Plastic box with buttons and a playstation analog stick glued to it. Just FYI the other kids in your special class aren't your co-workers
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Dreddout posted:Just FYI the other kids in your special class aren't your co-workers They're all working towards a common goal: a finished game with not even half a-presses.
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