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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

hakimashou posted:

For a long time it was difficult to diagnose autism spectrum disorder in women and girls.

Weird, because the one autistic girl I knew could have been easily diagnosed by the sheer amount of Homestuck fanfic she produced.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Naerasa posted:

Weird, because the one autistic girl I knew could have been easily diagnosed by the sheer amount of Homestuck fanfic she produced.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Borrowed Ladder posted:

If a girl has really nice, big boobs can she even actually be autistic?

It just depends if they're boobs are too big to paint around. Like imagine a Monet with 2 big round blank circles in the middle. Ruined. :boehner:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Autistic women in fictional works are always inexplicably hot, but are rejected and judged by everyone so they hang out with the autistic dude's and their nerd crew.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Wicker Man posted:

Autistic women in fictional works are always inexplicably hot, but are rejected and judged by everyone so they hang out with the autistic dude's and their nerd crew.

What fictional works feature autistic women lol?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What fictional works feature autistic women lol?

Any time there is a group of geeks, the geek girl doesn't look like a geek. It's everywhere in movies alone.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Wicker Man posted:

Any time there is a group of geeks, the geek girl doesn't look like a geek. It's everywhere in movies alone.

Producer: Wicker Man

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

what even is autism

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


There's a category on Pornhub called "autistic porn videos".

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

There's a category on Pornhub called "autistic porn videos".

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Wicker Man posted:

Any time there is a group of geeks, the geek girl doesn't look like a geek. It's everywhere in movies alone.

Aw hey, hey you know what man? You're totally spot on on that. :yikes:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Fartbox posted:

what even is autism

A heavily modded minecraft server

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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An autistic woman sits in a dimly lit basement, her favorite 20 watt bulb in an antique fabric lamp casting dim orangish shadows on a scale model train set. Fssshhhh, fssshhhhhh, she moves the cars on the tracks, the corners of her lips curl on her otherwise emotionless face, a small twitch of her brow indicates a level spiritual ecstasy others might never fully know. Her husband comes home and opens the basement door, casting a harsh fluorescent light, searing the purple vitreous that autists thrive on for nightplay and replacing the soft and subtle contrasts for harsh angles and washed out reflections. A familiar face pops in the door "hey babe just got home wanna gently caress?". Her husband. "No" she replied, "I just want to play with my traaaaaiiiins", squinting to see him. "Alright babe I'm just gonna make a sandwich and masturbate myself to sleep. Don't stay up too late alright?" Her eyes narrowed further as her nocturnal raccoon spirit animal craved the dark of the night, a paletable release of tension as the dim light filled the spectrum once again, a plate of cool ranch rice cakes sliced into uniform pieces was all the prowling she needed. :smug:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


It's like I was there.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

You met a girl who was the hottest girl you've ever seen. Perfect body, perfect face. Just the most gorgeous drat woman ever. Just being close to her makes u hard

BUT

she was RETARDED

and now she wants to SUCK YOUR DICK

What happens next

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I wake up

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

There's a category on Pornhub called "autistic porn videos".

Fartbox posted:

You met a girl who was the hottest girl you've ever seen. Perfect body, perfect face. Just the most gorgeous drat woman ever. Just being close to her makes u hard

BUT

she was RETARDED

and now she wants to SUCK YOUR DICK

What happens next

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



hakimashou posted:

For a long time it was difficult to diagnose autism spectrum disorder in women and girls.
Hilariously, this is partially the fault of Ali G's cousin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Baron-Cohen

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

VideoTapir posted:

A heavily modded minecraft server

don't get all poetic about it. it's the art of goonery.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Alright who decided to gang up upon my disability this time?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Fartbox posted:

You met a girl who was the hottest girl you've ever seen. Perfect body, perfect face. Just the most gorgeous drat woman ever. Just being close to her makes u hard

BUT

she was RETARDED

and now she wants to SUCK YOUR DICK

What happens next

I need a picture

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
did anyone post the yahoo ceo who gets paid like 100 million dollars a year to attend meetings and make weird buzzing sounds? marissa mayer

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

Dzhay posted:

Hilariously, this is partially the fault of Ali G's cousin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Baron-Cohen

*stands next to a woman intently drawing comprehensive series of overwatch 'ships*

mai autistic wiiiife

Rat
Dec 12, 2006

meow

Nick Rivers posted:

*stands next to a woman intently drawing comprehensive series of overwatch 'ships*

mai autistic wiiiife

That's Mei autistic wife k thx

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Fartbox posted:

You met a girl who was the hottest girl you've ever seen. Perfect body, perfect face. Just the most gorgeous drat woman ever. Just being close to her makes u hard

BUT

she was RETARDED

and now she wants to SUCK YOUR DICK

What happens next

How retarded are we talking?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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fruit on the bottom posted:

How retarded are we talking?

And is that why she wants to suck your dick? :shrug:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
It was one of the more obvious clues

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Fartbox posted:

You met a girl who was the hottest girl you've ever seen. Perfect body, perfect face. Just the most gorgeous drat woman ever. Just being close to her makes u hard

BUT

she was RETARDED

and now she wants to SUCK YOUR DICK

What happens next

I dont get it.
Is this supposed to be a dilemma question or what?

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

The dilemma is, should retards get to have sex

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


all autistic ladies, all autistic ladies
all autistic ladies, all autistic ladies
all autistic ladies, all autistic ladies
all autistic ladies

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Fartbox posted:

The dilemma is, should retards get to have sex

She wants to suck dick.
I have a dick.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


How do we know she does 

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 11:15 on May 17, 2017

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Yolomon Wayne posted:

I have a dick.

So what's the problem
Let's do it quick

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

How do we know she does

Thats the premise of the scenario.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Can she say she does or is speech beyond her?
I'm getting cold feet.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 11:46 on May 17, 2017

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

So the goon consensus is that one should definitely pork the retard?

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Fartbox posted:

You met a girl who was the hottest girl you've ever seen. Perfect body, perfect face. Just the most gorgeous drat woman ever. Just being close to her makes u hard

BUT

she was RETARDED

and now she wants to SUCK YOUR DICK

What happens next

I mean... you don't need to be Einstein to suck a dick.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Fartbox posted:

what even is autism

In 1997, Virgin Rail Group commenced operating the InterCity West Coast franchise with a commitment to replace the existing British Rail Class 86, 87 and 90 electric locomotives and Mark 2 and Mark 3 coaching stock with tilting trains. Virgin placed an order with Alstom/Fiat Ferroviaria. British Rail had intended to replace the existing fleet of trains on the West Coast Main Line (in conjunction with a planned route modernisation) as part of the InterCity 250 project, but this was cancelled by the government shortly before privatisation.

Tilting trains were not new on the West Coast Main Line. Twenty years previously, British Rail had developed the revolutionary, but ultimately unsuccessful, Class 370 Advanced Passenger Train (APT).

Fiat Ferroviaria supplied much of the content of the Class 390 units, including the bodyshell and the bogies, while final assembly was carried out at Washwood Heath. The tilting technology was developed by SIG Switzerland (later Fiat-SIG, today Alstom). Two electromechanical actuators are used per car to achieve the desired tilting angle on curved stretches of track. The train can tilt to a maximum of eight degrees,[10] at which point one side of the cabin train is 380 mm higher above the track than the other. In contrast to other Fiat Ferroviaria tilting trains which use hydraulic tilting actuators, the electromechanical systems offers lower maintenance cost and higher efficiency.

The new trains were intended to run at 140 mph (225 km/h), but the West Coast Main Line modernisation programme, which was an upgrade to the infrastructure to allow faster line speeds, ran over budget. Consequently, plans were scaled back, and in a manner reminiscent of the introduction of the InterCity 225, the lack of signalling upgrades resulted in the maximum line speed being restricted to 125 mph (200 km/h). Although this (and 140 mph) are well below BR's hopes for APT of 155 mph (249 km/h), it does match the maximum speed of 125 mph (200 km/h) for the APT in passenger service (although one APT set reached 162 mph (261 km/h) in testing).

The original order was for 53 sets, 34 eight-carriage sets and 19 nine-carriage sets. The eight-carriage sets each had an additional carriage added in 2004. To increase capacity, 4 eleven-carriage sets and an additional 62 extra carriages were ordered to increase 31 sets to eleven carriages. These were delivered between 2009 and 2012.[1] Each 11-car set is identified by having 100 added to its unit number (3901xx).

During use, the Dellner coupling of carriages A and K may be exposed during use. It is not uncommon for the front to be open like this as the main intention is emergencies. Joining a set of nine cars with another would create an 18-car set (the same for 11-car which would create a 22-car set), much too long for the majority of Britain's train stations. Therefore, they only travel as the original 9-car or 11-car set.

The unit formation as of January 2015 is described in the table below, with vehicles listed in the order they are formed in the unit:[11]

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Autistic ladies love getting railed

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

unpacked robinhood posted:

Autistic ladies love getting railed

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