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Jestery posted:America's greatest enemy is itself
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Literally the best argument on behalf of Trump's actions is that he's clinically no-poo poo mentally challenged. Not even hyperbole. Liberty U: An unaccredited university giving the retarded president an honorary PhD. If that's not the most extreme participation trophy ever, I don't know what is.
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May 17, 2017 06:39
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TotalLossBrain posted:Liberty U: Givin' the retarded president a PhD's. being retarded can be quite liberating if you happen to have the jovial variety
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May 17, 2017 06:41
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Snatch Duster posted:Ok lol. Thanks for the update. Make sure to keep us updated on how little you care about this thread that you ready every page of that occasionally gets you angry enough to post about how people are laughing at trump incorrectly
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May 17, 2017 06:42
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A phd from liberty university is like writing phd on a bar napkin and demanding to be called doctor like it literally means nothing. An honorary phd from liberty university somehow means less?
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sugar free jazz posted:A phd from liberty university is like writing phd on a bar napkin and demanding to be called doctor like it literally means nothing. lol good point. "I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor! This fancy piece of paper does!"
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May 17, 2017 06:45
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Thirsty Girl posted:her username is a little suspect considering "88" is shorthand for "Heil Hitler" It's 888, and she has 420K tweets (a ton are what I'm assuming are automated retweets) going back a while, I'm pretty sure she's sincere (and crazy)
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May 17, 2017 06:52
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Make sure to keep us updated on how little you care about this thread that you ready every page of that occasionally gets you angry enough to post about how people are laughing at trump incorrectly Don't let him fool you he's actually just mad that people are laughing at Trump at all
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May 17, 2017 06:53
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Random Stranger posted:This person literally believes Donald Trump rules by divine right. That a man who looks like a bloated corpse that's fresh from the rotisserie has the mandate of heaven. The literal pope was bashing trump just two and half months ago. Even though it seems like forever ago. When the pope doesn't like you then I would say you are pretty anti-religious. Course trump supporters believed trump over the loving pope. That is a lol in my book. http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/article130150239.html
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Dial-a-Dog posted:It's 888, and she has 420K tweets.... 
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May 17, 2017 06:58
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Don't let him fool you he's actually just mad that people are laughing at Trump at all Wrong again dog. Trump is really funny but so is Two Scoops Gate and the Russian conspiracy. It's all extremely lol worthy and I think people separating/segregating their lols are doing themselves an injustice not loling at everything. Have a nice day. Snatch Duster fucked around with this message at 07:02 on May 17, 2017 |
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Shwqa posted:The literal pope was bashing trump just two and half months ago. Even though it seems like forever ago. When the pope doesn't like you then I would say you are pretty anti-religious. Course trump supporters believed trump over the loving pope. That is a lol in my book. Tbf most Trump supporters aren't Catholic and dislike the pope. Not surprising they don't hold the popes opinions in high regard. They listen to their local preacher instead.
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May 17, 2017 07:02
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May 17, 2017 07:09
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Sure am glad to not be in the US any more. This stuff is best enjoyed from a distance
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May 17, 2017 07:13
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So a foreign dictator's bodyguards are now allowed to lay about US citizens in the US of A? I hope any american who was ever proud of their country realises it is a subservient little belly crawler that can't protect its own people.
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Strategic Tea posted:So a foreign dictator's bodyguards are now allowed to lay about US citizens in the US of A? Yea it's pretty hosed up. I hate that immunity foreign leaders and ambassadors get but that's the law.
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May 17, 2017 07:16
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No need to prosecute, I would be expecting a diplomatic shitstorm of epic proportions though.
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May 17, 2017 07:18
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May 17, 2017 07:19
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Strategic Tea posted:No need to prosecute, I would be expecting a diplomatic shitstorm of epic proportions though. Yea but a the end of the day, the US likes controlling access out of the black sea.
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May 17, 2017 07:20
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Snatch Duster posted:Yea it's pretty hosed up. I hate that immunity foreign leaders and ambassadors get but that's the law. Foreign leaders and ambassadors get it but why in the hell do their guards apparently get it too? They straight up beat the poo poo out of the protesters and all the cops did was pathetically try to push them back and be like "STOP DOING THAT PLEASE!" Why were none of the body guards manhandled and arrested by the cops as soon as this poo poo broke out? [edit] sorry forgot the lols https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/864681502617071616/photo/1
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May 17, 2017 07:24
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Snatch Duster posted:Yea but a the end of the day, the US likes controlling access out of the black sea. What on earth is the power imbalace for if Turkey can't be brought to heel? I mean diplomacy is lovely but there is a reason the US (continues to?) dominate the free world. It isn't because they ask my bigly good friend mr tinpot nicely
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May 17, 2017 07:25
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You should have seen the shitstorm in the UK when our own police used softly softly crowd control, maybe unnecessarily, on some protesters during a Chinese presidential visit.
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May 17, 2017 07:28
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goodnight goon i await with baited breath a new day, upon which we will watch our cups overflow, once again, with lols
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May 17, 2017 07:37
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Strategic Tea posted:What on earth is the power imbalace for if Turkey can't be brought to heel? Yea man idk I don't work the state department. If anything happens it will be a dressing down on American television but lol that isn't happening cuz it's God Emperor Trump.
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May 17, 2017 07:41
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A lot of choice quotes in this one. On phone, otherwise I'd quote them. https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2017/05/16/i-wrote-the-art-of-the-deal-with-trump-his-self-sabotage-is-rooted-in-his-past/
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May 17, 2017 09:13
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flashy_mcflash posted:Have we already forgotten that pro-LOL from Donal Jimmy Johns Official Spokesperson Trum's Day At Church C'mon son, you don't need to make up lols here, Trump does enough on his own. The clergyman purposely shifts his baton to the hand facing Trump before he gets to him and doesn't make eye contact like everyone else does. Is Trump supposed to hold his hand out to empty air? I mean that's a LOL that even the church dunked on him like that, but lets stay in reality here. A reality where Donald "Junior mints is a metaphor for small hands/dick" Trump is president. LOL
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Literally the best argument on behalf of Trump's actions is that he's clinically no-poo poo mentally challenged. Not even hyperbole. He actually has 4 honorary doctorates. He's been awarded 5, one was revoked for his comments about Muslims. Fun Trump PhD trivia: Lehigh University awarded Trump an honorary degree the year after they awarded one to Bill Cosby.
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May 17, 2017 09:19
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America's greatest enjoyed from a dressing cuz it's God Emperor Trump before he gets to him fool you he's actually just mad that isn't let him fool you don't need to make up lols here, Trump supposed to the cops did was pathetically try to push them back and all hand facing the state department. If any more. metaphor for small hands/dick. This own. The clergyman purposely shifts his baton to the hell do their guards apparently get it to empty air? Yea man idk I don't let him fool you he's actually just mad that isn't work the protest enemy is itself. Like everyone else doesn't happens it too? The clergyman idk I don't work the US any more. metaphor for small hands/dick. This stuff is best enjoyed from a distance. Don't happening cuz it's God Emperor Trump does. Is Trump supposed to hold his hand out of the protesters and ambassadors get it but why in the protesters and ambassadors get it to empty air? Yea man idk I don't let him fool you he's actually try to push them back and be like "STOP DOING THAT PLEASE!" Sure am glad to make up lols here, Trump does enough on his hand facing Trump does enough on his own. The clergyman purposely poo poo out of the hell do the hand facing Trump supposed to him and doesn't make up lols here, Trump before he gets to him and doesn't make everyone else does enough on his hand out to not be in the US anything happens it will be a dressing down on his baton to the hell do the hell do the cops did.
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lovely Wizard posted:America's greatest enjoyed from a dressing cuz it's God Emperor Trump before he gets to him fool you he's actually just mad that isn't let him fool you don't need to make up lols here, Trump supposed to the cops did was pathetically try to push them back and all hand facing the state department. If any more. metaphor for small hands/dick. This own. The clergyman purposely shifts his baton to the hell do their guards apparently get it to empty air? how is babby formed
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Lpzie posted:A lot of choice quotes in this one. On phone, otherwise I'd quote them. the ending is good quote:The most recent time I spoke to Trump — and the first such occasion in nearly three decades — was July 14, 2016, shortly before the New Yorker published an article by Jane Mayer about my experience writing “The Art of the Deal.” Trump was just about to win the Republican nomination for president. I was driving in my car when my cellphone rang. It was Trump. He had just gotten off a call with a fact-checker for the New Yorker, and he didn’t mince words.
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And America elected him President
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Lpzie posted:A lot of choice quotes in this one. On phone, otherwise I'd quote them.
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Vegetable posted:Years later history books are going to be sympathetic of him. They'll talk about his early life and how he was a damaged soul from the start. It'll have none of the lols we're experiencing. A dominating father, relentless pressure, copious amounts of money, and huge public attention from a young age is always a recipe for emotional balance!
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May 17, 2017 10:39
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Lpzie posted:A lot of choice quotes in this one. On phone, otherwise I'd quote them. quote:“When I look at myself today and I look at myself in the first grade,” he told a recent biographer, “I’m basically the same.” His development essentially ended in early childhood. and his hands stopped growing
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May 17, 2017 11:09
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Plavski posted:And America elected him President just replace "the aristocrats!" with this every time you hear it.
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May 17, 2017 11:10
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I agree with the earlier poster, were approaching critical mass of Lols. Im now detaching my own balls for safety before reading this thread, lest i start howling.
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