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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CHICKEN SHOES posted:

if i was a billionaire i'd just gently caress off to some island and gently caress bitches and not give a gently caress about usa

stop bringing sense into this poo poo

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

if you think about it every continent is an island

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

someone earlier said eventually WH staffers are just gonna stop showing up to work and I think they're right. Its gonna be that scene in The Big Short when they walk into The Lehman Brothers offices and its just a ghost town lol

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Reverand maynard posted:

man if I was a billionaire I'd buy twitter just to gently caress with trump

I still want Mexico to buy it and block all of Donnie's accounts. Because you know he'd just sit there trying to remake his account for hours after they'd kill it.

Heard a random fact type thing yesterday that since Trump found twitter, he's made 35,000 posts.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Well, Manning has been released.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/864801848577884160

Perfection :discourse:

EDIT: https://twitter.com/AFP/status/864805527137681408

ahhahahahahahahhahahahahah

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Putin is the biggest troll on Earth.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


Joy Reed said the same thing about her show the past weekend

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

“You see? Nothing was disclosed in this recording I have provided. Now how can you trust your news?”

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I'm not owned, I'm not owned! I continue to shriek as I slowly transform into a Cheeto colored Russian gently caress-puppet.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

I need a two-minutes-to-midnight-esque countdown clock that instead features exactly how far back putin's chair currently is bent from his laughing/trolling

I mean Goddamn.


Goddamn

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I wonder if Trump is aware enough to be insulted by that and understand what a disrespectful gently caress you that it

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006


lol they allowed the Russians to record within the White House? Is this normal?

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

GoGoGadget posted:

lol 2017 Is this normal?

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Yea... Its just piling on at this point but.....

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864817830813982720

No tapes, no one who knows what the gently caress is going on, no real escape from Donnie being a dumbfuck..



Also.. If you live in the midwest, get ready for another tornado outbreak today. If you live in TX, OK, Nebraska you are on deck for tomorrow.



Edit:

GoGoGadget posted:

lol they allowed the Russians to record within the White House? Is this normal?

No. Its actually the reason that they shouldn't have allowed Russians into the Oval Office in the first place.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Donnie was probably talking about grabbing pussy again.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRBl0GPBm4o

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008



I wouldn't put it past Manning to get busy dying, even on the outside. It's not a stable structure, never has been.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://twitter.com/RepAlGreen/status/864814620250451971

ReebTop
May 17, 2003

M_Gargantua posted:

Shoot blues, tell VR

Can't let this go by without a "never not shoot blues."

Miss you, Theta Squad, and that bad game that I never got any good at.

Topically, re: the DC video, does one of the cops start beating a plainclothes guy with a baton at one point? Speaking of shooting blues.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

I don't think this will work out well

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

M_Gargantua posted:

I don't think this will work out well

Nice PR stunt, tho.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The NSC briefing papers use the name Trump as much as possible.

Why?

Because Donnie doesn't pay attention unless the word Trump appears in the documents.

https://twitter.com/dnvolz/status/864820555719028736

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/864825727849549825

ReebTop
May 17, 2003

M_Gargantua posted:

I don't think this will work out well

Imagine the inferno it'd cause if he calls for it and it actually goes through, though. I know it's like fantasizing about what you'd spend lottery winnings on, but sometimes a little escapism is good for the soul :shobon:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
After the April current events thread closed I didn't bother opening this thread. I went on vacation. Had a great time. Banged a mother of the year candidate. And otherwise just stopped giving a poo poo.

Now? I still don't give a poo poo and it makes current events a lot more fun than it was last month.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Hey everybody, this guy fucks!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Buca di Bepis posted:

Hey everybody, this guy fucks!

Anytime I can shoehorn ruining a 12 year old's life, I will do so.

And out of context, this is a very creepy post.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

ReebTop posted:

Can't let this go by without a "never not shoot blues."

Miss you, Theta Squad, and that bad game that I never got any good at.

Topically, re: the DC video, does one of the cops start beating a plainclothes guy with a baton at one point? Speaking of shooting blues.

I do miss defending the Theta Home system from random roamers while trying to grind isk with a carrier.

I don't miss Digi.

TBeats posted:

Anytime I can shoehorn ruining a 12 year old's life, I will do so.

And out of context, this is a very creepy post.


Quoted for posterity.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2017/05/16/michael-moore-explore-donald-trumps-election-fahrenheit-119/101760200/

michael moore is making another trump movie

ReebTop
May 17, 2003
How about this poor schlub trying to follow the dude saying to impeach the President.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I don't think there is anything worse that can come from this administration than making Michael Moore relevant again.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Yeah, this is stupid to do right now. You need to do it when the GOP is pissed off, not when they're busy spinning in circles with their foreheads on baseball bats. All this is going to do is force them to call for a testudo.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Stephen Miller's writing Trump's Saudi Arabia speech.

RIP in pieces Trump.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Wasn't Stephen Miller also Trump's totally not Trump publicist in the 90s?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Office Pig posted:

Stephen Miller's writing Trump's Saudi Arabia speech.

RIP in pieces Trump.

I really hope Its Always Sunny covers this in an episode.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

TBeats posted:

Wasn't Stephen Miller also Trump's totally not Trump publicist in the 90s?

Miller's the balding 31 year old neo-nazi who is completely on board the 'gently caress muslims' train and helped write the first two travel bans.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Genocide Tendency posted:

Yea... Its just piling on at this point but.....

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864817830813982720

No tapes, no one who knows what the gently caress is going on, no real escape from Donnie being a dumbfuck..



Also.. If you live in the midwest, get ready for another tornado outbreak today. If you live in TX, OK, Nebraska you are on deck for tomorrow.



Edit:


No. Its actually the reason that they shouldn't have allowed Russians into the Oval Office in the first place.

Actually, record in Russian can also mean a transcript, not just audio

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Office Pig posted:

Miller's the balding 31 year old neo-nazi who is completely on board the 'gently caress muslims' train and helped write the first two travel bans.

Yeah I know who 2017 Stephen Miller is.

E: oh John Miller was his alter ego.

lol remember when the John Miller thing was a big deal? Now it's kind of boring.

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

TBeats posted:

Yeah I know who 2017 Stephen Miller is.

E: oh John Miller was his alter ego.

lol remember when the John Miller thing was a big deal? Now it's kind of boring.

As far as Trump shenanigans go it's fairly run of the miller.

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