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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

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redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Random Stranger posted:

Yeah, it's not happening. This is just a grandstanding move by a guy trying to get attention. Even if congress would respond favorably to this, they need to have a proper investigation first.

I know. :sigh: But this day is only going to get nuttier.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




loving department of the interior, always spending two hundred bucks to protect wildlife.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/864835946910449664

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/864836500508291075

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I want every single conservative boomer piece of poo poo to know that Putin is dropping sick burns on the USA this morning because they are that stupid.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

etalian posted:

The Hitler analogy holds at least how he runs his administration.

Boot lickers get rewarded and Trump has a pathetic need for people to tell him that he's the best.

Hitler also used to stay up late and watch movies. On D-Day he didn't go to bed until like 3am because he was watching TV with Eva Braun.


DRAIN THE POND.

Cutting duck ramps will help when the economy collapses because 2 scoops hasn't managed to achieve anything that can't be completely understood and dealt with in less than five minutes.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he mad

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/...er%3D39%23pti26

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008



Nancy you dunderhead.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Did he inhale or exhale, sneeze or just what? The media & leakers seem to watch his every move!

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

alphabettitouretti posted:



Nancy you dunderhead.

Nancy just got THRASHED

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Someone literally tweeted making an analogy that paying attention to wether or not someone sneezes is equivalent to the poo poo storm trump has thrown himself into

Lmao

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Reince Priebus is some dark wizard-assed name

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Bob NewSCART posted:

Did he inhale or exhale, sneeze or just what? The media & leakers seem to watch his every move!



Imagine now if Obama didn't wave or give a thumbs up :cmon:

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


He's awake and hasn't Tweeted yet.

Keep him away from the nuclear football.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Did we not get any tweets from the man himself this morning? Maybe they finally took his phone away from him?

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

"I wonder if I can use the special forces to silence the media.."

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Gasmask posted:

*neo plugging his brain into the matrix to learn how to kick & punch except instead of fighting styles it's bizarre news stories about trump*

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Baby ducks can go gently caress themselves


There. I said it. Bet they came from Mexico too..

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Bardeh posted:

Did we not get any tweets from the man himself this morning? Maybe they finally took his phone away from him?

That's why there were no waves or thumbs up. They slapped it out his hand yesterday and haven't given it back so he's sulking.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Where's my tweet you fat retard bitch?

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007


6 - Donald J Trump

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

alphabettitouretti posted:

He's awake and hasn't Tweeted yet.

Keep him away from the nuclear football.

wonder if trying to launch them would be enough for congress to impeach

also

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/st...er%3D40%23pti30

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


Yes, a $20 duck ramp is the first thing I think of when I think of government waste.

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

Feminasty Slut posted:

Where's my tweet you fat retard bitch?

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Egbert Souse posted:

Yes, a $20 duck ramp is the first thing I think of when I think of government waste.

That's almost .00001% of trumps annual budget on pisshookers God drat it! Think about trump!!!!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Egbert Souse posted:

Yes, a $20 duck ramp is the first thing I think of when I think of government waste.

Is 20 dollars really worth it just to keep dead ducks out of the reflection pool?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Lol at the username for the one reply.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Jose posted:

wonder if trying to launch them would be enough for congress to impeach

also

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/st...er%3D40%23pti30

He's probably not aware that the card with the codes is called the biscuit, otherwise he'd have already cracked that bad boy open for a snack during a late night TV binge.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






How pissed off must Jared be right now? He probably originally thought "Fuckin' great! My father in law is president, I can grift the poo poo out of this stupid country!!!" Now he basically has to solve every problem on earth and oh, Trump is pissed at him now too.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Trumps epa green lights a pesticide that almost immediatly sends farm workers to hospital. http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2017/05/california-farm-workers-just-got-poisoned-nasty-pesticide-greenlghted-trump

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Gonna enjoy being the smuggest loving liberal ever while this poo poo burns. lol

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Feminasty Slut posted:

Gonna enjoy being the smuggest loving liberal ever while this poo poo burns. lol

the collateral damage is glorious too

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/864847599819509760

:ughh:

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
:f5:ing the poo poo out of the Al Green impeachment call rn today is going to be a fun one

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

First comment "with a parody comey account to boot" lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/864629176493625344

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


https://twitter.com/BSrivastava/status/864848124875034624

doesnt look suspended to me, but wahtever

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
am i dead? how is this timeline so amazing?

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Calm Waters
Aug 24, 2011
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/864839824188080128

locker room talk: the sequel

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