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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
My Linux Vape Rig

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Instant Grat posted:

oh poo poo i missed this part



:yossame:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


funny Star Wars parody posted:

there totally is

the Debian open source version is Coming Soon

i prefer the rich flavours only possible with windows iot core

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
it's great that sccm makes managing updates complicated and poo poo

AtomD fucked around with this message at 20:56 on May 16, 2017

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Phone posted:

[[[BUFFERING INTENSIFIES]]]

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

I'm the aol user at 28.8k dropping down to the rate to 14.4 or much much less while asking for a paid purchase and hoping real player pushes a few images of porn so that they can be copied via a floppy disk to an even floppier disk that can reproduce porn ~in a kid's bedroom~ that is intensely dithered but otherwise full of nipples

teens will take the boobs they can get

-steven J. gates, 1992

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Bulgakov posted:

intensely dithered but otherwise full of nipples

text me

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Bulgakov posted:

I'm the aol user at 28.8k dropping down to the rate to 14.4 or much much less while asking for a paid purchase and hoping real player pushes a few images of porn so that they can be copied via a floppy disk to an even floppier disk that can reproduce porn ~in a kid's bedroom~ that is intensely dithered but otherwise full of nipples

teens will take the boobs they can get

-steven J. gates, 1992

My first computer porn was downloading a pic a Kathy Ireland at 2400 baud, only to discover it was so badly airbrushed her bush was 3 inches down her left leg.

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

Pikavangelist posted:

in my defense, someone building a vape that runs windows is nowhere near as implausible these days as it should be

Windows IoT core runs on Raspberry Pi.

Someone call up Johnny290 and let's start swapping parts in the Raspberry High Cube

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

RFC2324 posted:

My first computer porn was downloading a pic a Kathy Ireland at 2400 baud, only to discover it was so badly airbrushed her bush was 3 inches down her left leg.

ugh, yet another unrealistic standard of beauty for women

https://twitter.com/liamosaur/status/864713419458437121

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






CC company done hosed up. My bank disables new cards until you activate them over phone using a code in the letter

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




spankmeister posted:

CC company done hosed up. My bank disables new cards until you activate them over phone using a code in the letter

hows that a fuckup

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

cinci zoo sniper posted:

hows that a fuckup

i think they're saying that the company that issued the CC in my tweet is a fuckup

nfc cards kinda weird me out in general; what's stopping me from just getting a payment terminal and bumping it against random people's back pockets? with apple pay i have to actually push a button to make it listen for transactions

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

vOv posted:

i think they're saying that the company that issued the CC in my tweet is a fuckup

nfc cards kinda weird me out in general; what's stopping me from just getting a payment terminal and bumping it against random people's back pockets? with apple pay i have to actually push a button to make it listen for transactions

Instant Grat
Jul 31, 2009

Just add
NERD RAAAAAAGE

vOv posted:

i think they're saying that the company that issued the CC in my tweet is a fuckup

nfc cards kinda weird me out in general; what's stopping me from just getting a payment terminal and bumping it against random people's back pockets? with apple pay i have to actually push a button to make it listen for transactions

you can get a droid app to just read the cards w/ the phone's nfc reader. doesn't get you the cvv2, but you don't need that to buy a 40-gallon tub of lube on amazon

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
finally updated the cipher suites on our iis webportal, but added TLS_RSA_WITH_AES_128_GCM_SHA256 to bangers' list because nist guidelines, which inform the hipaa guidelines, say you need to have that one on there.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



vOv posted:

what's stopping me from just getting a payment terminal and bumping it against random people's back pockets?

Your lack of a merchant account

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




jre posted:

Your lack of a merchant account

im sure there are at least half a dozen libertarian fintech startups falling over themselves in silicon valley with some sort of decentralised physical payment system

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

vOv posted:

nfc cards kinda weird me out in general; what's stopping me from just getting a payment terminal and bumping it against random people's back pockets? with apple pay i have to actually push a button to make it listen for transactions

is yours that sensitive? I can't get mine to work if even half of it is still in the wallet, and it's a thin panel.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Subjunctive posted:

is yours that sensitive? I can't get mine to work if even half of it is still in the wallet, and it's a thin panel.

when it was new my visa card worked from inside my wallet while it was in my pocket

then something... um... happened to it

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

flakeloaf posted:

when it was new my visa card worked from inside my wallet while it was in my pocket

then something... um... happened to it

Same for me but with Android pay- first time it happened I thought I had gotten a free drink from the machine until I noticed the NFC reader flashing.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Subjunctive posted:

is yours that sensitive? I can't get mine to work if even half of it is still in the wallet, and it's a thin panel.

I got a new Visa recently and the tap to pay chip worked a little far from the reader for my liking. it seems to have tightened up the distance a bit, buy I'm thinking that it's reader dependent

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

i wish the loving cta's contactless cards worked that well, getting my card out is a pain and it's not like im really worried about someone stealing transit value

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






vOv posted:

i think they're saying that the company that issued the CC in my tweet is a fuckup

Correct.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i'm cancelling my TV service since the signup discount (where I got free HBO and showtime for like two loving years and the bill came out to less than it would be for just internet service) expires next month and they tried to upsell me with:

quote:

While I was reviewing your account, I noticed your internet connection is not secured with Frontier Secure. For only $4.99 a month we will provide you with maximum anti-virus protection and hard drive back up! As an additional bonus, will provide Identity Theft protection as well. This is a very important service to have an much cheaper than spending hundreds of dollars removing a virus, replacing your computer or repairing your identity. Would you like to secure your connection today?

idk why but MAXIMUM ANTIVIRUS AND HARD DRIVE BACKUP made me giggle

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
I had the opposite problem wrt nfc cards. my walk around visa (not an nfc card) CONTAINS METAL DO NOT SHRED and was preventing my train card from working on the turnstiles until I moved it to the other side of my wallet

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

MausoleumExtremist posted:

Same for me but with Android pay- first time it happened I thought I had gotten a free drink from the machine until I noticed the NFC reader flashing.

you can enable having to enter a PIN before it will do the transaction, which is to prevent exactly this from happening

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

ate all the Oreos posted:

you can enable having to enter a PIN before it will do the transaction, which is to prevent exactly this from happening

I left it unlocked in my breast pocket while I was using the machine, it's usually fingerprint/pin locked. Android Pay always prompts for a fingerprint when I'm making an online purchase from the phone, but apparently just needs to be unlocked and within 3' for contactless pos.

E: this was a few years ago so I hope it's better now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ornamental Dingbat fucked around with this message at 15:20 on May 17, 2017

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

minivanmegafun posted:

i wish the loving cta's contactless cards worked that well, getting my card out is a pain and it's not like im really worried about someone stealing transit value

really? I just tap my wallet on the turnstile and go

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

MausoleumExtremist posted:

contactless pos.

mods

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
sometimes my phone pops the apple pay screen for no obvious reason when I try to unlock it (when walking down the street, sitting in office, or some other situation nowhere near a reader). I always take my finger off the sensor quickly but I'd love to know why it does that. random noise on the right frequency makes it think it should be trying to make contact with something?


vvvvv or that, thanks

haveblue fucked around with this message at 15:52 on May 17, 2017

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



you probably keep accidentally double clicking home

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

If you really don't want nfc just drill out the nfc chip. It'll have a small indentation on the card

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

haveblue posted:

sometimes my phone pops the apple pay screen for no obvious reason when I try to unlock it (when walking down the street, sitting in office, or some other situation nowhere near a reader). I always take my finger off the sensor quickly but I'd love to know why it does that. random noise on the right frequency makes it think it should be trying to make contact with something?


vvvvv or that, thanks

I don't have that option checked, but I think the Presto readers occasionally trigger my Apple Pay thing

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
this should surprise exactly zero people https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/864888983444217856

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


Why in the world are they on a boat

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Instant Grat posted:

you can get a droid app to just read the cards w/ the phone's nfc reader. doesn't get you the cvv2, but you don't need that to buy a 40-gallon tub of lube on amazon

how are you passing NFC data to Amazon in this scenario?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



hifi posted:

Why in the world are they on a boat

guessing line of sight to the wifi

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

hifi posted:

Why in the world are they on a boat

why aren't you?

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

hifi posted:

Why in the world are they on a boat
jealous much

here's the gizmodo article https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/864888428294537217

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