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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Waiting with bated breath for a random Fox News station to re"leak" the Pizzagate thing for 4chan to repost everywhere

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Tallgeese posted:

Normally I like Dore, but I am not feeling this.

There is no way the DNC is competent enough to put out a hit. I refuse to believe it.

Yea this is still a flimsy premise until we get more info. He's right to point out that the spokesman discounting any future evidence of wikileaks communications is a dnc pr consultant.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Bholder posted:

Guys calm down, this is a public forum.

You obviously know too much. Who knows who will the DNC cabal target next.

I thought the continued existence of Anthony Wiener put to rest the idea that Hillary Clinton actually has people killed.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Toadvine posted:

Yea this is still a flimsy premise until we get more info. He's right to point out that the spokesman discounting any future evidence of wikileaks communications is a dnc pr consultant.

A PR Consultant issuing a statement you say. Outrageous.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

NotWearingPants posted:

I thought the continued existence of Anthony Wiener put to rest the idea that Hillary Clinton actually has people killed.

Because you haven't thought about it for any stretch of time

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Waffle House posted:

A PR Consultant issuing a statement you say. Outrageous.

"Any evidence that may arise isn't actually evidence" is what he said.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Who the gently caress is this loser?

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Yeah uh any evidence you find is fake, just like the thousands of wikileaks emails were tampered with by the Russians. If you find anything incriminating in there it's fake, fyi

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Who What Now posted:

Who the gently caress is this loser?

Jimmy Dore is good and refreshing in this current political media climate

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Also if the Democrats can successfully cover up the Podestas hosed up sexual escapades and the hilarious Avant Garde satanist poo poo the DNC elite are doing and just mentioning that will get people to think youre talking about some absurd pedo conspiracy about a pizza shop what makes you think they can't do the same thing with the ridiculous notion that they murdered the person responsible for most if not all of the DNC's political trauma over the last year

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Why didn't someone tell me about the satanist poo poo? I might not have blocked DNC spam mail.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


You really have to wonder how many religious votes the Dems instantly lost as a result of the Spirit Cooking thing coming out.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

boner confessor posted:

*plays with pony dolls in bedroom* "i'm close to exposing the corruption, i swear! i can feel it!"

the keen investigative skills of people who anonymously post whatever they want on an anime porn message board

Say what you want about 4chan but they get poo poo done when it comes to information gathering

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Say what you want about 4chan but they get poo poo done when it comes to information gathering

i mean in that they collect poo poo and pile it up and proclaim they've accomplished something, yes

keep in mind these are the people who insist there's a pedo sex cult in the basement of a building that doesn't have a basement

lacking life experience they have no frame of reference for determining if they're accomplishing anything useful or just shitposting

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


boner confessor posted:

i mean in that they collect poo poo and pile it up and proclaim they've accomplished something, yes

keep in mind these are the people who insist there's a pedo sex cult in the basement of a building that doesn't have a basement

lacking life experience they have no frame of reference for determining if they're accomplishing anything useful or just shitposting

4chan: A literal nazi pedo sex cult

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Waffle House posted:

4chan: A literal nazi pedo sex cult

4chan is a series of various factions warring with each other through the use of memes and shitposting

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Who What Now posted:

You literally assumed this baseless story is factual based on nothing. Please don't project your many, many faults onto your betters. It's unbecoming.

I didn't assume the story was factual, I concluded it was false because it's bad reporting. I know it's fun to post, but try to read carefully before you reply or else you might look foolish, which would be very unbecoming indeed.

I do believe that Seth Rich was likely murdered due to being the person who leaked DNC emails to Wikileaks, though, yes. A robbery where nothing is taken in Washington D.C. a week after the leaks seems glaringly suspicious, and it seems exactly the sort of shady poo poo that'd get done in a time as desperate as a Presidential race, and this race of all races. Of course, there's no proof beyond the circumstances.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

4chan is a series of various factions warring with each other through the use of memes and shitposting

I don't actually hate to defer to a tired quote at this point, but 4chan is a terrible place full of pedos who can't find an outlet anywhere else, and Royal You are probably a loving idiot if you post there:

1) You know it
2) I know it
3) Everyone knows it.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I didn't assume the story was factual, I concluded it was false because it's bad reporting. I know it's fun to post, but try to read carefully before you reply or else you might look foolish, which would be very unbecoming indeed.

I do believe that Seth Rich was likely murdered due to being the person who leaked DNC emails to Wikileaks, though, yes. A robbery where nothing is taken in Washington D.C. a week after the leaks seems glaringly suspicious, and it seems exactly the sort of shady poo poo that'd get done in a time as desperate as a Presidential race, and this race of all races. Of course, there's no proof beyond the circumstances.

Yeah, who ever heard of a robbery in DC? It's the safest place in the nation

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Nerses IV posted:

Yeah, who ever heard of a robbery in DC? It's the safest place in the nation

The part people are having a problem with is that nothing was taken, which would be expected from a robbery.

But that just could mean the robbers panicked.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Feminasty Slut posted:

Why didn't someone tell me about the satanist poo poo? I might not have blocked DNC spam mail.

That's exactly what I'd expect a 5th degree Magus to say.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


lol at people who've never been to an art show in Williamsburg, NY

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Waffle House posted:

I don't actually hate to defer to a tired quote at this point, but 4chan is a terrible place full of pedos who can't find an outlet anywhere else, and Royal You are probably a loving idiot if you post there:

1) You know it
2) I know it
3) Everyone knows it.

Mostly 4chan is full of angry NEETs arguing over video games and anime and Australians

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Tallgeese posted:

The part people are having a problem with is that nothing was taken, which would be expected from a robbery.

But that just could mean the robbers panicked.

Yeah, one would expect that a professional assassin would have the presence of mind to lift his wallet to make it look like a robbery even after he shot him.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Mostly 4chan is full of angry NEETs arguing over video games and anime and Australians

Yes, and they all seem convinced that they have some kind of a higher goal, yet are exceptionally cagey about discussing the finer details of it, while talking to me from behind 8 proxies with multiple sock puppet accounts

really toboggans the noggin, doesn't it?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Tallgeese posted:

But that just could mean the robbers panicked.

It could.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Tallgeese posted:

The part people are having a problem with is that nothing was taken, which would be expected from a robbery.

But that just could mean the robbers panicked.

as i've stated before when you kill a mob in a role playing game you have all the time you want to loot the body for magic rings and coins. when you shoot someone in the street in a modern american city you run as fast as you can before anyone looks out their window at you so they can describe you to the police, who will likely arrive soon

it's really no shocker here that seth rich conspiracy fanboys don't really know how human beings work in real life

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


NotWearingPants posted:

Yeah, one would expect that a professional assassin would have the presence of mind to lift his wallet to make it look like a robbery even after he shot him.

Ah, but that leaves open the angle that they hired an assassin as incompetent as their Brooklyn data modelers, though.

Wheels within wheels, here.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


oh
poo poo

oh poo poo

oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo


he has a federally-issued ID

oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

boner confessor posted:

as i've stated before when you kill a mob in a role playing game you have all the time you want to loot the body for magic rings and coins. when you shoot someone in the street in a modern american city you run as fast as you can before anyone looks out their window at you so they can describe you to the police, who will likely arrive soon

it's really no shocker here that seth rich conspiracy fanboys don't really know how human beings work in real life

Doesn't take that long to check a pocket.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
nothing but a bunch of 4 non blondes right?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
oh sorry for my last post, i misread the thread title as Hillary's Setlist

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Assuming the gun was meant primarily for intimidation and you were just as surprised when you fired it as he was, or if ended up being louder than expected or…

Really, it's not hard to envision any number of circumstances in which an assailant might decide to get as far away from the scene as quickly as possible.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Doesn't take that long to check a pocket.

yeah you dont just press E and rifle through the inventory of a bleeding screaming human dude. go outside once in a while

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

NotWearingPants posted:

Yeah, one would expect that a professional assassin would have the presence of mind to lift his wallet to make it look like a robbery even after he shot him.

Or, like, make sure he was dead after shooting him.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

fruit on the bottom posted:

Assuming the gun was meant primarily for intimidation and you were just as surprised when you fired it as he was, or if ended up being louder than expected or…

Really, it's not hard to envision any number of circumstances in which an assailant might decide to get as far away from the scene as quickly as possible.

criminals engaging in random stickups at 4 in the morning, may behave irrationally? come on, that's just shoddy NPC AI, no way that would get through beta

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
would it have been funnier if i said it was a perfect circle instead of 4 non blonde songs? i am getting really self conscious here, i feel like i made a mistake

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
DEFINITELY the first thing i want to do after a robbery gone wrong in which i've just shot my victim, is touch them a bunch and leave lots of physical evidence all over their clothes and body, potentially getting their blood on me, etc.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Snooze Cruise posted:

would it have been funnier if i said it was a perfect circle instead of 4 non blonde songs? i am getting really self conscious here, i feel like i made a mistake

it's pretty funny either way, idk

Here have some validation, it actually did make me laffo

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Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

boner confessor posted:

DEFINITELY the first thing i want to do after a robbery gone wrong in which i've just shot my victim, is touch them a bunch and leave lots of physical evidence all over their clothes and body, potentially getting their blood on me, etc.

Yeah, running the gently caress away immediately was such a stupid idea, I mean the murderer's still free because of it for chrissake wtf

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