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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes












Ripley's



Alright, that's just crazy!

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

This mary worth storyline is idiotic. "Oh no my wife isnt here. Time for new wife?!"

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Apr. 8, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Apr. 8, 1985)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

treasureplane posted:

Nancy (April 13, 1944)


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Twelve by Pies posted:

This terrible dating arc in Intelligent Life is never going to end, is it? It's just going to be that woman swooning every time there's a lazy NOSTALGIC REFERENCE from here on out.

Cowslips Warren posted:

The only way Intelligent Life could be redeemed is if Barry is really the one sending her the messages. Barry, the Closet Geek.

Hey, it could happen.



Am I doing this right? Lllllllladies?

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


"I'm going to be a therapist! You sound hosed up in the head!"

Bernice is the worst.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Cowslips Warren posted:

The only way Intelligent Life could be redeemed is if Barry is really the one sending her the messages. Barry, the Closet Geek.
I disagree. As the only likeable character, this would knock him down a few pegs for me.

Twelve by Pies posted:

This terrible dating arc in Intelligent Life is never going to end, is it? It's just going to be that woman swooning every time there's a lazy NOSTALGIC REFERENCE from here on out.
You've sure got it figured out!

Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


It seems obvious but I just want to let the record show I think Floyd is the main guy and not Quagmire and that nothing will come from this because teh friend zone plot device is too good to give up.

Zits




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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug

Strontium posted:


Intelligent Life




How the gently caress doesn't Gwen care about black issues, too?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




^^^Probably too controversial for this strip. :rolleyes:


Luann


So you can't date anymore because you're not identical twins? You find out your date hasn't tried some stuff you like and you say "guess we can't date anymore" rather than, "cool, now we know some stuff to try on additional dates"?

Also Bernice has never seen Edward Scissorhands? Batman? BEETLEJUICE??? WTF, Bernice? (Or, since she's supposed to be younger, Alice in Wonderland? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Or, since she's supposed to be smarter, Ed Wood? Tim Burton has made so many movies!)


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones


I have no idea what's even going on. Pops says "Ok, I'll sell you my BBQ sauce recipe, just send me a check" and now he gets his own office and an assistant and an interior decorator and a title?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

This can't possibly be the first time I'm seeing the Jungle Patrol's logo, and yet I'm surprised... but somehow also entirely unsurprised.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Nil sounds like Trent from Daria in my head.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Julet Esqu posted:



Luann


That's gross, Bernice.



Probably just a Jan Švankmajer fan.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

I guess the Canned Food Magnate believes in quality control or something? Is Pop Jones going to be personally overseeing the production line?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake




"Wow is right. An 8-shaped table."

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Doesn't that lawyer gently caress already go to the gym? What the poo poo is he whinging about?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2000 Spiderman







Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Haifisch posted:

Flash Gordon


I really like that they seem to be going full-on ridiculous at how absurdly disrupting someone who can changes their face (and I hope, voice) at will would be in a place as polarized and paranoid as Mongo and related worlds. Like, all of this is perfectly logical in the context of the world they created for the comic even if it seems like the story of the bag of money from radio patrol all over again.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Get owned, Dustin Dad.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Scott Adams fellates United, several weeks late.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


We all know where this is going, right? "Mindy" turns out to be a perky babe and Dustin Mom swiftly puts an end to the lessons.

Buni



Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Selachian posted:

Pros and Cons



ahahah this is good.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Calling it now: the trainer is going to turn out to be a HAWT younger woman, making Ed suddenly super-into training and probably causing tension with the wife.

Not that it's any great leap to figure this out; it's such a standard issue sitcom "joke" of the type done by hacks I'll honestly be amazed if that isn't the case.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Selachian posted:

Pros and Cons



gently caress the police

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
What is leeching? (Yes, I am old.)

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend Midsummer Day Dreams (click for huge)


And He Did. (August, 1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (November, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs. (September, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (August, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (August, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (January, 1941)


Archie (January, 1956, click for big)


Tweedy (April, 1956, click for big)


Feiffer (1973, click for big)


Andy Capp (October, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (December, 1971, click for big)


Dick Tracy (September, 2001, click for big)

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Heart of Juliet Jones



Oh, for gently caress's sake.

Transmodiar fucked around with this message at 20:42 on May 17, 2017

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

NO ONE NAPS LIKES THAT

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The terrible trauma of his past has left the foetal position second nature.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Savidudeosoo posted:

NO ONE NAPS LIKES THAT

Not to mention that no cat worth its salt would give up a napping position that easily. "Oh, no lap? Guess I'll just curl up on your head."

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (March 19, 1930)



Peanuts (May 20, 1970)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (July 28-29, 1930)





Thimble Theater (December 4, 1930)

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'd recognise that complete lack of buttocks anywhere.

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
Advertising the Luanne from King of the HIll line.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

What's with the backgrounds here? I'd say it's sloppy cutting-and-pasting but I don't know what would be cut-and-pasted there.

computer angel posted:

It seems obvious but I just want to let the record show I think Floyd is the main guy and not Quagmire and that nothing will come from this because teh friend zone plot device is too good to give up.
For the record, my prediction for IL is that Floyd will look exactly like Skip when she meets him, like in an "evil twin" way. Maybe he'll be blonde or have a goatee or something like that.

Real smooth cut-and-paste job on those background in that comic today too, btw.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Is she still trapped in the bathroom? Not making that clear in the last panel has heightened the tension for me considerably!

Rex Morgan MD



Well you could start by telling June you can't watch her kids every afternoon all afternoon. Stop being a people-pleaser, Kelly!

Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G



I like that in the first panel it looks like she got up to do a groovy dance.

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Random Acts of Nancy

February 23, 1955


January 28, 1970


Back to B.C.

March 28, 1958


March 29, 1958


March 31, 1958

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Some Guy TT posted:

Mother From Another Country


Ditto here. There's some hopelessly complicated stuff about how the Korean word for "American" and the Korean word for "beautiful person" mean the same thing that can't be explained naturally in English.


No need to explain. Americans are truly God's most beautiful children.

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Ali's House

November 11, 2016


November 14, 2016


November 16, 2016


Spirit of the Staircase



Smets
Nov 4, 2009

Johnny Walker posted:

What's with the backgrounds here? I'd say it's sloppy cutting-and-pasting but I don't know what would be cut-and-pasted there.


Pretty sure it's supposed to be the silhouettes of city buildings in the distance. You just can't see enough of it to make it not look like a weird mistake.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Gettin caught-up on the comics

B.C.







I'm pretty sure that wolf-thing is from Mason's other strip that he does with his brother, about pound dogs. I posted it once and then never again because it sucked.

Baldo



As the only Latinx representation in newspaper comics, I actually like it when Baldo dips its toes into political humor. I wish it would do it more often.
Bonus, guess what the "Featured Comment on this strip was?





Baldo's dad has a name, I guess.

Wiz of Id








Big Nate






She looks fine to me?



Y'know Lincoln Pierce, this storyline won't work if you keep coming up with fake articles that sound awesome.

Wallace the Brave

(mods pls change my name to Orville Bingbong)



Random summer-themed Wallaces:




Curtis:








Baby Blues






Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Ha!

Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Good Listener posted:

Advertising the Luanne from King of the HIll line.

Lmao.


I'm continually impressed by how much I've been enjoying recent BC and Wizard of Id. It feels a little suspicious.

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