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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

don't stop

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mbt
Aug 13, 2012


which govt secrets did she leak

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

syscall girl posted:

just do not post those

*stares into your eyes stoically as he slowly clicks the "Submit Reply" button*

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jamesman posted:

Sorry. I'll stick to posting Daddy's Cummies memes. :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

This is high art

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Just me and my 💕daddy Stalin💕, hanging out I got pretty exploited by the ruling class 💲 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 🔫😍 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I agitate!☭ I educate!☭ I organize!☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy Stalin💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I Killed a lot of fascists 🔫 and I'm gonna kill some more 🔫 ! 💟 He makes me revolutionary 🔫💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything the proletariat should!~ ☭☭☭

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nanomashoes posted:

Just me and my 💕daddy Stalin💕, hanging out I got pretty exploited by the ruling class 💲 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 🔫😍 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I agitate!☭ I educate!☭ I organize!☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy Stalin💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I Killed a lot of fascists 🔫 and I'm gonna kill some more 🔫 ! 💟 He makes me revolutionary 🔫💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything the proletariat should!~ ☭☭☭

Hmm not reading any of that poo poo.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm not reading any of that poo poo.

it harts my eye ball zones

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.



While we're at it:




syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

DrBouvenstein posted:



While we're at it:






getting whatever "saint swithins day" is wrong is my fetish

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


using bepsinki from now on

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

CannonFodder posted:

Waaaaay back in the day there was a site that would track posters that managed to trick someone to click on goatse. I want to say tacoinspector for some reason. I'm talking 2000 / 2001 era.

You might be thinking of this: http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1011

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

This is Spanish for "Carly roblox henta"!

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Somebody click on this and tell me if it's what I think it is

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




:bisonyes:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




I got a warm and fuzzy feeling when I saw the news in my feed today. like, finding a butt as an awning to stand under during a poo poo storm

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Literally Esoteric posted:

Somebody click on this and tell me if it's what I think it is

It's pretty funny but really hard on the eyes. It's the early days of the internet and a dude who was hosting a cool picture of a grim reaper getting lovely that people were hotlinking to it on their myspace, so he replaced it with the Goatman. Worth reading.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

I got a warm and fuzzy feeling when I saw the news in my feed today. like, finding a butt as an awning to stand under during a poo poo storm

My process was;

"Oh what happened to Chelsea Manning? Is she free or did she die?"

*opens trending topic*

"Oh hey she's free today. That's awesome."

*reads Twitter posts*




*Is suddenly reminded of this scene*

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Jamesman posted:

My process was;

"Oh what happened to Chelsea Manning? Is she free or did she die?"

*opens trending topic*

"Oh hey she's free today. That's awesome."

*reads Twitter posts*




*Is suddenly reminded of this scene*

https://twitter.com/0kbps/status/864885154262564864

KoRMaK has a new favorite as of 01:37 on May 18, 2017

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
"HIS NAME IS BRADLEY"- A bunch of people using Twitter handles they chose and expecting to be addressed by them.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
If I ever meet one of you nerds in real life I expect to be called "manlove" at least once and at full volume.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Spanish Manlove posted:

If I ever meet one of you nerds in real life I expect to be called "manlove" at least once and at full volume.

Could I call you Spanish? I'm really not that formal.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Wait, y'all aren't using your real names?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jamesman posted:

"HIS NAME IS BRADLEY"- A bunch of people using Twitter handles they chose and expecting to be addressed by them.

And I just want to ensure a future for our first amendment rights to say this kind of thing

(is that fourteen words?)

in order that I might put you on a list of people fundamentally incapable of getting it.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Memento posted:

It's pretty funny but really hard on the eyes. It's the early days of the internet and a dude who was hosting a cool picture of a grim reaper getting lovely that people were hotlinking to it on their myspace, so he replaced it with the Goatman. Worth reading.

Well I'll be goddamned I was about 90% sure it was gonna be ASCII text art of the goatse image.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
In one of the followups, he notices that a significant number of people didn't remove the Goatman; they just added a black box that covered the entire background.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Wait, y'all aren't using your real names?

I am. I was born back in 72, when hippies were naming their kids things like Moonbeam and Starchild. Mom's a big reader and apparently my little baby face was like an open book or something. There may have been drugs involved. Now everyone thinks I'm a big fan of social networks or something. Thanks, mom.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Wait, y'all aren't using your real names?

Nah, you use your name for your password, silly! :rolleyes:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
To be fair I am a rabbit and I do bring death destruction and doom with me

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
I am blind and my name is Sally.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

http://i.imgur.com/aiiU77e.gifv

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
God/Jesus was unavailable :saddowns:

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Wait, y'all aren't using your real names?

I don't talk about my childhood.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cumslut1895 posted:

I don't talk about my childhood.

Literally watching Colbert joke about Kylo Ren

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
My great swinging hands destroy buildings and men alike

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