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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Oh goodie. At ctc they just started playing the sens rap song. Of course the rapper is a white nerd.

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

bunnyofdoom posted:

Oh goodie. At ctc they just started playing the sens rap song. Of course the rapper is a white nerd.

which one?

Now I miss Belly (feat. Sugar Ray Emery).

e:

The Best D, Volchenkov, Wade Redden, Corvo, Phillips :barf:
Man We Are An Army
My Hommie Shubs Ballin Like My Homie Comrie
Yall Batter Surrender Calmly
Cause We Play Hard & Yall Play Hardly
We Bringin Home The Stanley Cup This Year
Blood Sweaten Tears And We Still Here

Jordan7hm fucked around with this message at 00:57 on May 18, 2017

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Jordan7hm posted:

which one?

Now I miss Belly (feat. Sugar Ray Emery).

No clue. Looks like the AVGN

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Dumoulin-Hainsey
Maatta-Daley
Cole-Ruhwedel
Streit

Good God

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

bunnyofdoom posted:

No clue. Looks like the AVGN

AVGNCAAP?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Who is this dime store Celine Dion

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

She's good and she doesn't put eleven umlauts on the u in "true patriot love", and she didn't scream at us like Measha Brueggergosman. I've heard worse.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

flakeloaf posted:

She's good and she doesn't put eleven umlauts on the u in "true patriot love", and she didn't scream at us like Measha Brueggergosman. I've heard worse.

Measha Brueggergosman was the best national anthem I have ever heard.

Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel
Oh Ottawa is so boring and slow :allears:

That said I'm sure they'll slow down a bit now lol

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Nah it's nothing the Senators did different, MAF was just due a beach ball game.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




The Sens are going to win this series and the dead puck era will return.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Mage_Boy posted:

The Sens are going to win this series and the dead puck era will return.

That poo poo works on teams whose best defenseman is Ian Cole, but it won't work on Anaheim and most definitely won't work on Nashville.

I mean Craig Anderson might go Full Halak but that's what it'll take, the Preds defensemen will eat that 1-3-1 poo poo alive

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Eric the Mauve posted:

That poo poo works on teams whose best defenseman is Ian Cole, but it won't work on Anaheim and most definitely won't work on Nashville.

I mean Craig Anderson might go Full Halak but that's what it'll take, the Preds defensemen will eat that 1-3-1 poo poo alive

I look forward to the infamous Tampa Bay/Flyers video happening in the SCF.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Mage_Boy posted:

I look forward to the infamous Tampa Bay/Flyers video happening in the SCF.

I mean Ottawa plays boring hockey but Ottawa actually sends a guy in to the zone. the Bolts didn't. The system isn't as bad as Tampa's was.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.

Benson Cunningham posted:

Probably comes from having an inferior team.

I don't regret my words, only their timing.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Look Around You posted:

Measha Brueggergosman was the best national anthem I have ever heard.

She sang great but she performed really weird.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Mage_Boy posted:

I look forward to the infamous Tampa Bay/Flyers video happening in the SCF.

I remember watching that live and it was the most surreal moment in hockey I've ever seen.

That said I doubt it'll happen here because Lavy doesn't have to ice pylons like Luke Schenn and Nick Grossmann.

I miss Lavy in Philly.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Kitten discovers hockey, then later fucks it up by sitting on the keyboard.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Daniel Sprong should play next game for Conor Sheary because what the poo poo is wrong with that dude. And Schultz should play for Hainsey (or Maatta, take pick) even with one arm and/or hot brain.

Also the Penguins literally cannot get a bounce their way. I mean, the Sens are wiping the floor with them, but they've had so many pucks in feet and just missed passes and whatnot it's crazy. (I don't want it to sound like I'm saying the Senators are not the better team tonight because clearly they are)

All the luck in the world wouldn't help that defense though :smithicide:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

xzzy posted:

Kitten discovers hockey, then later fucks it up by sitting on the keyboard.



Please let kitten watch all hockey

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

myron cope posted:

Daniel Sprong should play next game for Conor Sheary because what the poo poo is wrong with that dude. And Schultz should play for Hainsey (or Maatta, take pick) even with one arm and/or hot brain.

Also the Penguins literally cannot get a bounce their way. I mean, the Sens are wiping the floor with them, but they've had so many pucks in feet and just missed passes and whatnot it's crazy. (I don't want it to sound like I'm saying the Senators are not the better team tonight because clearly they are)

All the luck in the world wouldn't help that defense though :smithicide:

Letang is gonna come down from the rafters like Owen Hart

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Nashville is Ottawa's perfect counter because the 1-3-1 doesn't work on teams with no forwards.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

xzzy posted:

Kitten discovers hockey, then later fucks it up by sitting on the keyboard.



I wanna know what kind of Lego you're looking at

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


xzzy posted:

Kitten discovers hockey, then later fucks it up by sitting on the keyboard.



omg its so fluffy :shobon:

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

xzzy posted:

Kitten discovers hockey, then later fucks it up by sitting on the keyboard.



Is kittycat a Blackhawks bandwagoner?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Xtanstic posted:

Is kittycat a Blackhawks bandwagoner?

Hard to say, as they haven't played a decent game of hockey her entire life.

My inclination is no though because the day she shows up in the house the Sens decide to clown the Pens.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/StoolChiclets/status/865007390898348032

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Honestly it's amazing that it's taken this long for the Penguins' defensemen to volcanically poo poo all over themselves. I guess Jultz was the glue holding them together

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Phil Kessel Is a Big Game Player segment literally just aired on NBCS, for the guy who wondered how close we were to that moment.

That was me. Donald Trump is president. England is no longer part of Europe. Phil Kessel is a Stanley Cup winning clutch performer.

We live in a fascinating and unpredictable age.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

ThinkTank posted:

That was me. Donald Trump is president. England is no longer part of Europe. Phil Kessel is a Stanley Cup winning clutch performer.

We live in a fascinating and unpredictable age.

And what does this say about the Caps losing a Game 7 to the Pens this year

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

And what does this say about the Caps losing a Game 7 to the Pens this year

There are some constants in the universe.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

ThinkTank posted:

That was me. Donald Trump is president. England is no longer part of Europe. Phil Kessel is a Stanley Cup winning clutch performer.

We live in a fascinating and unpredictable age.
He was good in the playoffs in both Boston and Toronto.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

ThinkTank posted:

There are some constants in the universe.

I can't decide what's more tragic for Caps fans, the Pens losing to Ottawa or the Pens repeating without Letang.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




The Pens are going to lose this series and Im going to end up with a Phaneuf or Neil av for a whole year.

2017 is the worst.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Spring Break My Heart posted:

He was good in the playoffs in both Boston and Toronto.

But he wasn't clutch.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Furnaceface posted:

The Pens are going to lose this series and Im going to end up with a Phaneuf or Neil av for a whole year.

2017 is the worst.

I feel like this would be worse if you didn't still have the harpertar

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Jordan7hm posted:

I feel like this would be worse if you didn't still have the harpertar

Ive been procrastinating and figured a playoff toxx would be good motivation. Unfortunately it might backfire horribly.

e: vvv I specifically said most hated player for this reason. :v:

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Furnaceface posted:

The Pens are going to lose this series and Im going to end up with a Phaneuf or Neil av for a whole year.

2017 is the worst.

Not Melnyk? Shame

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
i posted this in the gdt too but

https://twitter.com/bruce_arthur/status/865000628782743552

:unsmith:

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myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Why did Malkin get a misconduct or whatever he got at the end of the game

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