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Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Missionary Positron posted:

He is also such a gigantic prick that Darcy took up a debilitating heroin addiction to get out of the band and away from him.

# ? May 18, 2017 11:19

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# ? May 15, 2024 06:06

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Since at least one of you lives in or near Denver..

You are under a Winter Weather advisory today. Enjoy your 2 inches of snow.

Edit: Helps to actually include the link.

Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 11:28 on May 18, 2017

# ? May 18, 2017 11:26

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-contacts-idUSKCN18E106

It's 6am. I'm not even caffeinated yet. And already we're off the starting blocks in the scandal races today

quote:

Conversations between Flynn and Kislyak accelerated after the Nov. 8 vote as the two discussed establishing a back channel for communication between Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin that could bypass the U.S. national security bureaucracy, which both sides considered hostile to improved relations, four current U.S. officials said.

Not in the article, but I saw the phrase "destroy each other in an orgy of bureaucratic violence" this morning and it made me happy

M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 11:31 on May 18, 2017

# ? May 18, 2017 11:27

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

M_Gargantua posted:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-contacts-idUSKCN18E106

It's 6am. I'm not even caffeinated yet. And already we're off the starting blocks in the scandal races today

Elsewhere, the phrase "destroy each other in an orgy of bureaucratic violence" made me happy

My favorite thing about yesterday's special prosecutor announcement is all the talking heads who keep saying all the leaks will stop.

:newlol:

Its going to 11 now.

# ? May 18, 2017 11:31

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Just dropping in to say get hosed donnie

# ? May 18, 2017 12:08

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

Genocide Tendency posted:

Both of you are missing something important. Trump has likely committed crimes. Crimes that he would go to jail for a very long time for. So.....

Is exactly what will happen if Trump is ousted.

If they can get him on anything impeachable, the reds will cut him the same deal Nixon got. Quit, keep pension/benefits, and get pardoned. Or go to prison. For a very long time and lose everything.

It's a no win situation for Republicans in that case. They got curb stomped in the 1976 elections owing partly to Nixon's pardon. Stagflation played into it as well, and we're enduring a similar event of flat wage growth despite economic growth.

# ? May 18, 2017 12:15

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

psydude posted:

Stagflation

Can't say I've heard that word before and it's exactly what it sounds like. I learned something new today and I haven't even been to sleep yet... Thanks GiP.

Also get hosed, Donny.

# ? May 18, 2017 12:44

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

IT BEGINS

THANK YOU SATAN

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/865169927644340224

# ? May 18, 2017 12:44

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

TRUMP FOUND HIS TWEETER LET US REJOICE

# ? May 18, 2017 12:46

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

IT BEGINS

THANK YOU SATAN

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/865169927644340224

This is not how you deny guilt, Donnie.

# ? May 18, 2017 12:46

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

WaPo and NYT are in a journalism blood feud.

TIME and the New York Daily News are the same, but for covers. https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/865164340030316544

# ? May 18, 2017 12:48

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

It's nearly midnight but I don't want to miss the tweetstorm

# ? May 18, 2017 12:50

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

It's nearly midnight but I don't want to miss the tweetstorm

You should live in a second world country like the US then :colbert:

# ? May 18, 2017 12:51

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Tell us how it is donnie

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/865173176854204416

# ? May 18, 2017 12:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I'm the white house staffer crying into his beer having failed to stop donnie frantically tweeting up a storm

# ? May 18, 2017 12:55

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Two Finger posted:

Tell us how it is donnie

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/865173176854204416

Quick, someone find an example of a literal witch hunt of an American politician. You know there was one!

# ? May 18, 2017 12:56

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I knew he wouldn't be able to resist. I loving knew it. Goddamn this is one stupid, stupid man.

# ? May 18, 2017 12:57

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

He knows words, the best words. And keeps misspelling counsel.

# ? May 18, 2017 12:58

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Also lol at him crying about there being no special counsel for Clinton when he said he was gonna do just that :xd:

# ? May 18, 2017 13:00

Missionary Positron: Jul 6, 2004; And now for something completely different

The winning levels are off the charts

# ? May 18, 2017 13:01

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Genocide Tendency posted:

Since at least one of you lives in or near Denver..

You are under a Winter Weather advisory today. Enjoy your 2 inches of snow.

Edit: Helps to actually include the link.

Yeah, the news won't shut up about it. Nothing will stick at my elevation, but it's going to be an annoying few weather days.

# ? May 18, 2017 13:08

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Genocide Tendency posted:

He is also such a gigantic prick that Darcy took up a debilitating heroin addiction to get out of the band and away from him.

He also now owns the NWA. No really he does.

# ? May 18, 2017 13:10

phuzzylodgik: Oct 20, 2005; Fuck this filter shit.

This dumb motherfucker can't even spell "counsel" correctly.

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.

# ? May 18, 2017 13:11

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Goddamn I am looking forward to waking up tomorrow and seeing what this dumb motherfucker does while I'm asleep. Peace out

# ? May 18, 2017 13:14

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

W caught a ballgame.

https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/865063887351070720

HEY

# ? May 18, 2017 13:14

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008

Was that a beer in his hand? Is W drinking again? In these days, who could blame him?

# ? May 18, 2017 13:16

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Looks more like a coffee cup.

# ? May 18, 2017 13:17

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Dubya needs to work on his chirp game.

# ? May 18, 2017 13:18

Thwomp: Apr 10, 2003; BA-DUHHH; Grimey Drawer

Genocide Tendency posted:

Both of you are missing something important. Trump has likely committed crimes. Crimes that he would go to jail for a very long time for. So.....

If they can get him on anything impeachable, the reds will cut him the same deal Nixon got. Quit, keep pension/benefits, and get pardoned. Or go to prison. For a very long time and lose everything.

I'm saying Trump's ego won't let him resign, even with any deal.

Then again, I could see him spinning reality itself to say something like "I never wanted this job anyway. I'm going to lead from the sidelines as the wealthy billionaire that I am. The swamp will be drained from the outside. I resign."

# ? May 18, 2017 13:25

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc