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Mierenneuker posted:I can't stand it,
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Is this from the Onion or something similar? Cause i started squinting at it to parse if this is really real life.
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:02 |
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Helios Grime posted:Is this from the Onion or something similar? For context, journalism in Britain is in a terrible state.
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:23 |
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ultrabindu posted:For context, journalism in Britain is in a terrible state. But we're a country not a state!
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:27 |
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Slime posted:But we're a country not a state! You are a state by the proper definition of such. state steɪt noun 1. the particular condition that someone or something is in at a specific time. "the state of the company's finances" synonyms: condition, shape, situation, circumstances, state of affairs, position; More 2. a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government. "Germany, Italy, and other European states" synonyms: country, nation, land, sovereign state, nation state, kingdom, empire, republic, confederation, federation, body politic, commonwealth, power, world power, superpower, polity, domain, territory; More Finally, my International Relations degree is good for something other than teaching English in Asia.
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Moon Slayer posted:You are a state by the proper definition of such.
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:44 |
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Slime posted:But we're a country not a state! Take it easy mate, you start to think you're a state, you definitely are a state.
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:52 |
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Lol if you don't have Enrique prepare your daily sam-sams for you
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:06 |
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Helios Grime posted:Is this from the Onion or something similar? Oh it's real http://www.bbc.com/news/av/business-39896838/a-cheaper-tastier-way-to-eat-lunch-at-work
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Slime posted:But we're a country not a state! Actually you're four countries. Or three countries and six occupied counties. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 12:18 on May 18, 2017 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Fun fact: the term "dorp" means a small town in Dutch and Afrikaans. The Dutch were the first Europeans to settle on the land that is now New York City, and there's a town called New Dorp on Staten Island! Dutch is a cute language. If you like listening to people with something stuck in their throat, then yes, it's cute. The word gegiechel means giggle, and you would expect it to sound jovial, but it sounds like a second of white noise followed by an l.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:20 |
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The point of the sandwich video is that you buy freshly baked bread which makes any lovely sandwich palatable, while if you prepare your sandwiches at home, your read is not as fresh by lunch. But it's still dumb as gently caress.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:22 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Actually you're four countries. Or three countries and six occupied counties. ultrabindu posted:For context, journalism in Britain is in
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:22 |
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I swear to god if we have a loving derail about the obvious satire sandwich video in THIS thread too
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:53 |
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It's not satire.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:59 |
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Sandwichcraft is an abomination. Suffer not a sandwich artist to live.
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# ? May 18, 2017 13:06 |
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Karate Bastard posted:PCOS in 5 4 3 2 Sorry, I was in bed. It's true though.
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Tricky Ed posted:I am not a fan of everything Kanye does, but I did change my opinion of him after listening to more of his stuff. Mainly he is ridiculous and self-obsessed, and that goes into everything he puts out. He's solipsism and egotism in human form. Nobody's had it tougher or worked harder. Nobody's ever turned less into more. He slips between self-awareness and obliviousness, sometimes in the same song. Sometimes he's trite, sometimes he's surprisingly profound, but he's never apologetic. I hate when a perfectly good simple gag gets ruined by carelessness. Like ... are they trying to pull off some second level pun there? Am I out of the loop for not knowing who Kayne is?
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# ? May 18, 2017 13:36 |
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Data Graham posted:I hate when a perfectly good simple gag gets ruined by carelessness. Even I know who Kanye is.
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PCOS Bill posted:Even I know who Kanye is. read the sign
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# ? May 18, 2017 13:45 |
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I managed to both overlook the transposed letters on the sign and in his post.
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# ? May 18, 2017 14:25 |
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'kayne. You know, cocaine.
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# ? May 18, 2017 14:34 |
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Paladinus posted:'kayne. You know, cocaine. Kanye: yogurt http://people.com/celebrity/kim-kardashian-pregnant-with-kanye-wests-baby-couple-gets-frozen-yogurt/ ahahahahaha https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watkin_Tudor_Jones i had to look up ninja and find out his name is Watkin Tudor Jones to finish my little joke post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoFSDrVrLno
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# ? May 18, 2017 14:42 |
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you want to see yolandi in the bathroom? ofc you do now suffer
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:19 |
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Should be three scoops of ice cream 4/10
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:53 |
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Ehh, specifically two scoops is the reference, though.quote:The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else. The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate. Unrelated: http://i.imgur.com/f462IUj.mp4
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BrianBoitano posted:Ehh, specifically two scoops is the reference, though. So is three scoops. https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/864603957473280000 Mike Huckabee is the comedian with his finger on the pulse of the nation.
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:18 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Sandwichcraft is an abomination. Suffer not a sandwich artist to live. Dunk them. If they sink, they're not guilty. If they come back up, serve them au jus.
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:25 |
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So Trump has his ice cream cummies style.
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Memento posted:Take it easy mate, you start to think you're a state, you definitely are a state. God drat I havent thought about The Streets in like 12 years
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Jamesman posted:So is three scoops. What is it with idiot right-wingers and lame pun insults?
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:57 |
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/03/sometimes-puns-are-a-sign-of-a-damaged-brain.html https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/865273682989506562 It's been a weird day.
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IamnotJoe posted:http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/03/sometimes-puns-are-a-sign-of-a-damaged-brain.html Well, that checks out entirely.
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IamnotJoe posted:http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/03/sometimes-puns-are-a-sign-of-a-damaged-brain.html quote:The man was diagnosed with Witzelsucht, which literally translates from German to “joke addiction.” What is it with germans that they have words for everything weird?
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BrianBoitano posted:Ehh, specifically two scoops is the reference, though. Interesting to see Anarcho-Doggo's origin story.
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Jamesman posted:So is three scoops. He actually used to be kind of funny. 8 years of Obama positively destroyed every visible member of the GOP.
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Alter Ego posted:He actually used to be kind of funny. 8 years of Obama positively destroyed every visible member of the GOP. Speaking as an Arkansan for his entire relevant political presence, the only time Huckabee was ever either literate or funny was when someone else was writing his material.
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