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Beet Wagon posted:$85 for the privilege of pretending you're a newscaster covering the lamest space stuff imaginable. Wow that's pretty cheap. ... by this game's perverse standards.
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Guy DeBorgore posted:So I just remembered that they sold a concept "News Van" so people could fulfill their dreams of being a Space Journalist , because of COURSE there'll be mechanics to support that fucken hell talk about fake news
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Whole lotta lovely meme caption pictures ITT lately... Let's dial it back on that.
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Beet Wagon posted:$85 for the privilege of pretending you're a newscaster covering the lamest space stuff imaginable. Honestly if it was in the game right now it would be a very stressful job what with all the ship explosions, spaghettification of pilots, and Port Olisar's rings becoming sentient and laying waste to the space-lanes.
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May 18, 2017 13:58
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DarkRefreshment posted:For you barbarians... I pity you if you haven't had this immaculate conception of processed America made cheese in your life. Pictured: 1 serving (Houston). Jobbo_Fett posted:Poutine, the only food fit for Gods. Euclid hall, Denver, Colorado. Duck Poutine. If it's wrong, I never want to be right. Never. It was a slice of heaven. Hav fucked around with this message at 14:17 on May 18, 2017 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:We need a northern food derail, tater ash, blackpool fish and chips, egg chips and beans. chips with chips and spam. Poutine, the only food fit for Gods.
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May 18, 2017 14:05
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Haven't been keeping up with the thread. Have there been any amusing gently caress-ups lately? Is the game out yet?
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May 18, 2017 14:25
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Cheese is disgusting in general. Blue cheese is possibly the worst. if you like to eat this gently caress you
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alphabettitouretti posted:Haven't been keeping up with the thread. Have there been any amusing gently caress-ups lately? Is the game out yet? No, things are slow as gently caress. Sandi is deciding the collector's edition box and that means SQ42 will be out in two weeks.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Poutine, the only food fit for Gods. Pooteen is one those internet films sandi starred in right?
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LOL!! please read the LumberYard Starter Game notes and see if you recognize any of the hand-waving nonsense croberts were spouting last year; long before he even told anyone they were going to switch to LumberYard Meanwhile over at the moron cave... https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/6bw2zh/derek_smart_on_twitter_amazons_amznlumberyard/dhpx495/ quote:Huh...is this actually a post with a constructive topic? Absolute loving moron. The whole reason that engine devs (Unity, Unreal, LY) add full games as samples is to showcase features, how to use them etc. e.g. in this LY sample, clearly the atmospheric conditions (Sun pos, voxel-based lighting etc) are all things that LY has, they show how to implement them, and CIG devs can just use what's there, instead of continuing to re-invent the wheel.
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May 18, 2017 14:56
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I thought the "sun" in star citizen was supposed to be the actual local system's star and not just a light source in a skybox because everything is going to be one homogenous fidelity gumbo
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History Comes Inside! posted:I thought the "sun" in star citizen was supposed to be the actual local system's star and not just a light source in a skybox because everything is going to be one homogenous fidelity gumbo So what you're saying is, you're shocked that they lied? 
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D_Smart posted:LOL!! please read the LumberYard Starter Game notes and see if you recognize any of the hand-waving nonsense croberts were spouting last year; long before he even told anyone they were going to switch to LumberYard It's hilarious to me when I think about it. Back in the July 2015 blog I said: 1) They can't build the game promised. So far, with all the stuff they've cut or botched, this is playing out to be true. In year six, they still don't even have 25% of one game, let alone two games. And they had a delivery date of Nov 2014, with a 12, then 18 month cure period to May 2016. Even though croberts had said numerous times that increased stretch goals won't affect the delivery timeline. 2) Even if they could do #1, they'd need a stellar team to pull it off. Well, here we are in year six. A lot of talented people have come and gone. Those left have never - ever - developed an MMO. And the latest producer they trotted out, Eric, has never - ever - shipped a game. Of any kind. 3) They needed a custom engine to do it. In 2016, we come to find out that they were making the switch from StarEngine to Lumberyard. 4) Even if they had all of the above, they couldn't possibly do it for less than $150 million. Well, here we are at that amount, and still not even 25% of a game, let alone two games. Not to mention that at $65 million, all stretch goals were 100% fully funded. D_Smart fucked around with this message at 15:54 on May 18, 2017 |
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Does anybody remember when someone was so upset at us making fun of cig that they actually started getting all our images taken down? Can you please summarize what/how that went down so I can throw it in the drama thread? Thanks.
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Beet Wagon posted:Whole lotta scrod ITT lately...
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D_Smart posted:It's hilarious to me when I think about it. Back in a July 2015 blog I said:
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Derek....are you ok commando? You referring to 'a July 2015 blog' instead of 'the July 2015 blog' has me concerned.
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spacetoaster posted:Does anybody remember when someone was so upset at us making fun of cig that they actually started getting all our images taken down? The best bit about this was I think they made a script that spidered the thread here at the time and it auto reported the Imgur images, but we kept posting their images and they got reported and removed too  Citizens getting their own stuff removed from Imgur will always be maybe the funniest thing to have happened out of all this to me
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trucutru posted:So, I was  
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peter gabriel posted:The best bit about this was I think they made a script that spidered the thread here at the time and it auto reported the Imgur images, but we kept posting their images and they got reported and removed too They blamed that on us, too. Instead of realizing that almost all the images we were posting in the thread and mocking were just being directly linked from reddit, they went mental and assumed that we had gone full MAD and started getting their images taken down in retaliation. And thus was born Stargur, the short lived and insanely lovely image host built for the explicit purpose of hosting images that goons couldn't destroy...
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peter gabriel posted:The best bit about this was I think they made a script that spidered the thread here at the time and it auto reported the Imgur images, but we kept posting their images and they got reported and removed too Don't forget, they howled about it and blamed goons.
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Beet Wagon posted:They blamed that on us, too. Instead of realizing that almost all the images we were posting in the thread and mocking were just being directly linked from reddit, they went mental and assumed that we had gone full MAD and started getting their images taken down in retaliation. And thus was born Stargur, the short lived and insanely lovely image host built for the explicit purpose of hosting images that goons couldn't destroy... The great thing about paranoia is that eventually it self-corrects. The downside of paranoia is the 'eventually'.
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Beet Wagon posted:They blamed that on us, too. Instead of realizing that almost all the images we were posting in the thread and mocking were just being directly linked from reddit, they went mental and assumed that we had gone full MAD and started getting their images taken down in retaliation. And thus was born Stargur, the short lived and insanely lovely image host built for the explicit purpose of hosting images that goons couldn't destroy... It was a series of monumental self owns the like of which we haven't seen before or since. They just kept coming and it was glorious.  https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3qm92m/stargurcom_a_temporary_or_permanent_replacement/ Edit: The absolute best thing about Stargur is they created the need for it themselves by getting their own images removed from Imgur unwittingly peter gabriel fucked around with this message at 15:53 on May 18, 2017 |
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biglads posted:Derek....are you ok commando? Fixed!! 
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peter gabriel posted:The best bit about this was I think they made a script that spidered the thread here at the time and it auto reported the Imgur images, but we kept posting their images and they got reported and removed too A lot of cat pictures were removed from imgur thanks to that
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peter gabriel posted:It was a series of monumental self owns the like of which we haven't seen before or since. They just kept coming and it was glorious. The number of "The call was coming from inside the house!" realizations in that thread is pure loving gold.
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Unless it really was a goon and it's a hilarious double bluff. I'm cool with either.
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Zzr posted:Thread is at the lowest when americans write about food. Oi!! I'm sorry the taste of our sweet sweet freedom sauce is too much for you commies  e: Expensive rear end cheese porn behind a glass case in 'Murica taxxe 
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DarkRefreshment posted:Oi!! I'm sorry the taste of our sweet sweet freedom sauce is too much for you commies To be fair, America should be in the Hague over crimes against cheese. "Oh it all has to be pasteurized, think of the kiddie-winks" As a result the only Wensleydale I can get over here has little bits of fruit it in and costs a loving fortune. And it's poo poo. Edit: More ranting. Seriously, there's a world of delicately flavored and creamy cheeses that are effectively licensed and turned into a homogenised version that land'o'lakes shits out in slice form. If you're American and travel abroad, especially to Europe, find a cheese shop and dive head first into a flavor pit that you may never come back from. And your sausages are poo poo too. Hav fucked around with this message at 16:42 on May 18, 2017 |
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Hav posted:And your sausages are poo poo too. That's crossing a line, mate. It happens when they're babies, it's not their fault.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Pooteen is one those internet films sandi starred in right? You're thinking of pouting directed by Ben Roberts
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Fruit is just nature's candy. Poutine is over rated fried potato. Broccoli. Now there is a food to relish.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:You're thinking of pouting directed by Ben Roberts I was alluding to sandi being in scat porn, maybe we have crossed wires here lol. Also chris cornell has died, what the loving gently caress? R.I.P
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gently caress the injustice 2 facial animations are good, especially quinns I mean gotdamm
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