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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I want someone to die from a bizarre masturbation ritual. Carradine came close but I'm hoping someone else goes even further

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/865187450779570176

Dickeye has the touch of death. :stare:

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


I'm just sad it didn't happen sooner

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Is this gonna be the weird day in which we find out that Chris Cornell was the Chris Gainesesque alter ego of Roger Ailes? Only time will tell.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

That's so weird! I was just thinking of that game this morning. A real gem that deserved more than it got.

Yeah, it was really neat. The logical next step of Armored Core.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

SUPERMAN IS DEAD

Also, we regret to you inform you that Clark Kent has also mysteriously disappeared.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

You're welcome

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

How much is Netflix paying you to promote DeathNote, Dickeye?

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

The MSJ posted:

How much swag is Netflix giving you to promote DeathNote, Dickeye?

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



I haven't been watching much in the way of movies lately because I've been plowing through the Poirot series from the 90s and goddamn David Suchet brings that character to life. It completely reaffirms my belief that Branagh is gonna be garbage in the role.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Good

Also what the gently caress, Cary Fukunaga is making a TV series for TNT starring Daniel Brühl, Luke Evans and Dokota Fanning? It looks good, but seriously, TNT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJQnaXiCfI

GonSmithe fucked around with this message at 14:48 on May 18, 2017

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

So "donkey basketball" is a real, loathful thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6TBIHrTPs

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Spatulater bro! posted:

So "donkey basketball" is a real, loathful thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6TBIHrTPs

There are no rules that say they can't play basketball...!

SLAM DONKEY
August 2017

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

TrixRabbi posted:

I'm gonna write a sci-fi novel where medical bills are all pay-what-you-want.

I mean it kinda used to be this way. Rich people paid a lot to cover poor people who couldn't.

Lobok posted:

There are no rules that say they can't play basketball...!

SLAM DONKEY
August 2017

"I'm a big time lawyer in the city, and yet I'm addicted to donkey basketball!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AMCQqXCGTs

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Lurdiak posted:

Be the change you want to see in the world.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Still laughed.


Good riddance.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Cornell's death being investigated as a suicide. :(

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

If they gave me the other four volumes of the black edition so that I didn't have to constantly consider buying them that would be cool

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Timby posted:

Cornell's death being investigated as a suicide. :(

He didn't want to live in a world without Powers Boothe.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

ruddiger posted:

He didn't want to live in a world without Powers Boothe.

Actually be didn't want to live in a world with Roger Ailes. If only he had waited just a little longer...

axelblaze fucked around with this message at 17:12 on May 18, 2017

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Death. It's good for who Ailes ya.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Cornell actually just read Lurdiak's post :(

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Timby posted:

Cornell's death being investigated as a suicide. :(

This doesn't hold water for me. He put "hey it's great to be back in Detroit!" on his Twitter 7 hours before he died. Youtube has some footage from last night's concert and he seems fine (for Chris Cornell - frankly I've always found him looking a little haunted and haggard). His hard living period caught up with him, is all. He was the best voice in rock and I'm going to miss him terribly. What a lousy 20 months for music.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Absolutely. What even would be the runner up?

I'm gonna go broad and say "Crime," with an honorable mention to Westerns.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

This doesn't hold water for me. He put "hey it's great to be back in Detroit!" on his Twitter 7 hours before he died. Youtube has some footage from last night's concert and he seems fine (for Chris Cornell - frankly I've always found him looking a little haunted and haggard). His hard living period caught up with him, is all. He was the best voice in rock and I'm going to miss him terribly. What a lousy 20 months for music.

I mean, yeah, wait and see but at the same time seeming fine a few hours before doesnt nor has it ever cancelled out the possibility of suicide. I mean that's not how that works.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Maybe Zug Island got him.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
It has been confirmed that he hanged himself :(

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

Snak posted:

It has been confirmed that he hanged himself :(

God drat :(

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I guess I should clarify that it was suicide by hanging, and not like, a David Carradine style accident.

:(

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Snak posted:

It has been confirmed that he hanged himself :(

For gently caress's sake...RIP. What a waste.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
I know a lot of Soundgarden fans didn't like them, but I still really like Audioslave's first album.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Soundgarden's Pinkpop performance was good as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSGiMAhMkkw

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

James Woods Fan posted:

I know a lot of Soundgarden fans didn't like them, but I still really like Audioslave's first album.

That album got me through my first year of college.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Soundgarden's Pinkpop performance was good as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSGiMAhMkkw

Thanks UB. Seriously.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

weekly font posted:

I haven't been watching much in the way of movies lately because I've been plowing through the Poirot series from the 90s and goddamn David Suchet brings that character to life. It completely reaffirms my belief that Branagh is gonna be garbage in the role.

I had trouble getting into the seventies Murder on the Orient Express because I was so used to Suchet as Poirot.

Also this opening is so good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvrj5E_elzg

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Snak posted:

I guess I should clarify that it was suicide by hanging, and not like, a David Carradine style accident.

:(

Disappointing imo

Tons of people hang themselves, not a lot of people accidentally do it while jerking off

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


This week has good trailers (Trek, Okja, Dark Crystal) and also nightmares from beyond (Young Sheldon)

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
I never really listened to Soundgarden. Couldn't tell you a song by them off the top of my head.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Franchescanado posted:

I never really listened to Soundgarden. Couldn't tell you a song by them off the top of my head.

Really weird to brag about being lame

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
The only Soundgarden song that I know is Black Hole Sun, and the onoy Audioslave song I know is Like a Stone.

So yeah.

I like both those songs, though.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Disappointing imo

Tons of people hang themselves, not a lot of people accidentally do it while jerking off

What if it's not an accident, what if the nut was just so good they're like "Ain't toppin' that one!" and just let death take them?

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Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Snak posted:

The only Soundgarden song that I know is Black Hole Sun, and the onoy Audioslave song I know is Like a Stone.

So yeah.

I like both those songs, though.

Oh poo poo, I know/love Black Hole Sun. I just always confuse their name with Savage Garden.

Still the only song I know by them.

FishBulb posted:

Really weird to brag about being lame

Wasn't bragging, but they aren't to my music taste.

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