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https://twitter.com/nsno_83/status/865312017044918275 on the 18th May 1803 Britain once again declares war on France, kicking off the War Of The Third Coalition ShaneMacGowansTeeth fucked around with this message at 23:21 on May 18, 2017 |
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https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/865330003210317825 It's madness. I do not understand it at all.
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May 18, 2017 23:16
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:Old people should be euthanized humanely at a hospital so we don't have to pay for care for them imo I agree up until the day I am 60. I've hosed up most of my time on this lovely planet so I don't need it cutting short thank you. I want to stay on this misery-train to the bitter end.
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May 18, 2017 23:18
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serious gaylord posted:https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/865330003210317825 It's terrible but I don't think it'll be nearly enough. Just an excuse for hope, and you know what the Decepticons say about that.
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May 18, 2017 23:23
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My legs are slowly turning into jelly from walking up all these loving hills but down here things are looking really close. Would be nice to be a success story. I am slowly losing faith with the electorate, though.
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May 18, 2017 23:25
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forkboy84 posted:It's terrible but I don't think it'll be nearly enough. Just an excuse for hope, and you know what the Decepticons say about that. They say hope is a lie and then the goodies win in the end.
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May 18, 2017 23:32
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:https://twitter.com/nsno_83/status/865312017044918275 Reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkg7NtTXDnk This is a scene from one of the best argentinian movies ever made, called Nine Queens, the dialogue is such: "Crunchy... made in Greece. Heh. This country is going to poo poo." This movie was made in 2000, and as you well know, the country did go to poo poo, really badly, in 2001. I don't know why, but it seems appropiate to share this with the thread. I fear some sort of convergence is coming between my past and my future.
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May 18, 2017 23:34
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You have Crunchies in Argentina? E: And they're made in Greece?
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May 18, 2017 23:49
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Looke posted:wouldn't it be cheaper to pump the money into the current infrastructure, rather than having to buy out/build new buildings, facilities, staff etc? I'm a cldn with an interest in dementia, you think nursing homes aren't already like that?
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May 18, 2017 23:51
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Evil food scientists were making the Crunchie ever smaller until one day they went too far and the readings flipped. Now crunchy is everywhere, in all space and all time but unable to interact with matter. Another capitalist success.
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May 18, 2017 23:52
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someone please find the nearest Crunchie and tell us what country it was made in, the future of our economy may depend on it
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May 18, 2017 23:55
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I literally just ate one let me look. E: It doesn't say because it was in a multipack.
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May 18, 2017 23:56
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:Old people should be euthanized humanely at a hospital so we don't have to pay for care for them imo I have issues with this statement
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May 18, 2017 23:56
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I've scoured the Tory manifesto and can't find any mention of crunchies. Lots of things about loving over the paups, but no crunchies.
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May 18, 2017 23:58
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OwlFancier posted:I literally just ate one let me look. Did you enjoy it?
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May 19, 2017 00:00
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It was nice but they always make me hungry for proper cinder toffee and chocolate.
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May 19, 2017 00:02
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Crunchies are just the worst. Farage probably likes Crunchies.
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May 19, 2017 00:03
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A Crunchie is never anybody's first choice of chocolate bar, surely.
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May 19, 2017 00:04
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OwlFancier posted:It was nice but they always make me hungry for proper cinder toffee and chocolate. Next time you're in Whitby try the Beacon Farm cinder toffee ice cream.
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May 19, 2017 00:04
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OwlFancier posted:You have Crunchies in Argentina? Probably just some random knockoff candy bar called "crunchy", or the director just made that up because it sounded right. The point is that at the time, the savage dismantling of the national industry (replaced by cheap imports) was reaching a critical point, hence the punchline.
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May 19, 2017 00:05
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I had a fake bounty today
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May 19, 2017 00:05
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https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/865320130460479490 https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/865318763184435204 https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/865317476636266496 It's both hilarious and disgusting how transparently tribal our press is. Bold Theresa May tells it like it is and advocates Miliband-esque policies that we told you would ruin the country two years ago!
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May 19, 2017 00:05
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^^^ [e]: Jesus loving christ. Steve2911 posted:Crunchies are just the worst. Farage probably likes Crunchies. No, Farage only likes white chocolate.
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May 19, 2017 00:06
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I'm the oap crying on news night next year "I didn't think they meant me  "
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May 19, 2017 00:08
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The Healthy Gut Diet by Dr. Oswald Mosley, 14:88 diet creator.
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May 19, 2017 00:13
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Namtab posted:I'm a cldn with an interest in dementia, you think nursing homes aren't already like that? I just believe we need more homes than we have and I don't think that making nursing homes public will help with that. I was a RN, so the side I saw was mostly waiting for people to either find a home or to be accepted into one.
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May 19, 2017 00:13
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Hmmmm, telling it like it is, eh? Where did I hear this before?
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May 19, 2017 00:16
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Namtab posted:I had a fake bounty today Duplicity on the Bounty?
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May 19, 2017 00:18
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Pissflaps posted:Next time you're in Whitby try the Beacon Farm cinder toffee ice cream. I have had it and it is delicious, also from Whitby, Justin's chocolatiers do an incredibly rich cinder toffee chocolate that makes crunchies depressing in comparison.
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May 19, 2017 00:24
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Angepain posted:someone please find the nearest Crunchie and tell us what country it was made in, the future of our economy may depend on it
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May 19, 2017 00:25
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All nice things come from Poland it seems, such as potato, szprots, and malina syrup. Actually UKMT might know this, where can I get Halva from in the UK? I've wanted to try it as it sounds nice.
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May 19, 2017 00:26
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OwlFancier posted:All nice things come from Poland it seems, such as potato, szprots, and malina syrup.
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May 19, 2017 00:32
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OwlFancier posted:Actually UKMT might know this, where can I get Halva from in the UK? I've wanted to try it as it sounds nice. Lidl have it in sometimes but I have no idea how authentic it is.
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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OwlFancier posted:Actually UKMT might know this, where can I get Halva from in the UK? I've wanted to try it as it sounds nice. Try a Turkish shop if you have one somewhere nearby, I could only give you a place in Oxford but I seem to remember you're one of the people from Bristol? Not sure about there. Have a look online maybe, there could be a shop in stokes croft or somewhere. Oh wait are you the guy who lives in Middlesbrough near Flaps. Dunno where to get it there.
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May 19, 2017 00:37
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Guavanaut posted:I'd go by NHS guidelines and say ideally within the first 24 weeks after conception. That way they're spared the ignominy of old age, middle age, working age, school, childhood, infancy, etc. etc. Why should feckless fetuses who've never worked a day in their life get an easy ride? The electorate got us into this mess, and thanks to the secret ballot we can't tell who specifically to blame. I'd suggest just euthanasing everyone on the electoral register. Leave the country to those too apathetic or too foreign to have voted Tory.
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May 19, 2017 00:39
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Private Speech posted:Try a Turkish shop if you have one somewhere nearby, I could only give you a place in Oxford but I seem to remember you're one of the people from Bristol? Not sure about there. Have a look online maybe, there could be a shop in stokes croft or somewhere. We... might have a Turkish shop somewhere in boro but I don't know the center super well, don't go there for anything except to get the bus. Uuuuuurgh seriously how can the entire loving planet except the bit west of Germany eat this stuff and it not be available it sounds amazing. quote:One variation from the Caspian region of Gilan is called asali halva (honey halva) and Mazandaran is called Khoshk halva. It is different from other types of halva prepared in Iran since it is based on rice flour rather than semolina, and is sweetened with honey instead of sugar. In Iran, halva is also eaten with lavash at breakfast. Iranian urbanites, especially in Tehran and Karaj, use melted chocolate and coffee to flavor the halva, which are black or dark brown in color, respectively. Confectionaries sell two-layered halva cut into diamond shapes and garnished with almond and pistachio slivers. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:45 on May 19, 2017 |
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May 19, 2017 00:40
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Pesky Splinter posted:I've scoured the Tory manifesto and can't find any mention of crunchies. Lots of things about loving over the paups, but no crunchies. Do they say what a Freddo will cost with May's Team and how much more it would be under Crazy Comrade Corbyn's Premiership?
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big scary monsters posted:Do they say what a Freddo will cost with May's Team and how much more it would be under Crazy Comrade Corbyn's Premiership? 
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