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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Two Finger posted:

How tall is trump

The answer is whatever bothers him most.

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Two Finger posted:

How tall is trump

Fat

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I wanna see Comey palm Trump's head

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

The only upside to being a fat sack of crap is knowing I'm not as fat as Trump.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

Two Finger posted:

How tall is trump

He measured himself at 53 hands.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

6'2''

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Two Finger posted:

How tall is trump

Tall enough to physically intimidate his victims.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I'd guess he's like 1.2 Ivanka's

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Proud Christian Mom posted:

I'd guess he's like 1.2 Ivanka's

He's not used to her standing up

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

M_Gargantua posted:

He's not used to her standing up

:boom:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.


Even Google's hilarious these days.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

M_Gargantua posted:

He's not used to her standing up

:sad:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Erdogan personally ordered the protesters beaten.

There is a new video showing Erdogan speak to an aid, the aid speak to a guard and that guard nodding, turning around and running off to lead the charge.

Erdogan wouldn't have pulled this poo poo under Obama

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

If someone attacked me wearing a suit and tie, I can think of the very first thing I'd grab.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
We need a good old fashioned middle eastern style embassy protest, riot, and eventual siege. Except it's us on the outside instead of in the embassy.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


joat mon posted:

If he wasn't dead, Philip Seymour Hoffman. He could also play Bannon.

The only choice for Bannon is Jared Leto.

Chapter 27 showed he can look the part. Crazy is factory installed.


Accretionist posted:

Erdogan personally ordered the protesters beaten.

There is a new video showing Erdogan speak to an aid, the aid speak to a guard and that guard nodding, turning around and running off to lead the charge.

Erdogan wouldn't have pulled this poo poo under Obama

Well no. But he also wasn't allowed into the country under Obama.

Like I said yesterday. Cops should have just shot the security detail. For once they would have had a justified reason for gunning down a minority.

Edit: 27 not 21

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

If there was any time for an excessive use of police force, it was definitely then.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
Late to the party, but:

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/865197959826231297

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/865225312023400448

:lol:

e:

https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/865193779401113602

https://twitter.com/RiverClegg/status/865196552641544192

egyptian rat race fucked around with this message at 03:26 on May 19, 2017

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

psydude posted:

If someone attacked me wearing a suit and tie, I can think of the very first thing I'd grab.

That only works if they fight back for it. Or they aren't wearing those clip on ties.

If they instead decide to pummel your jaw with both fists instead of fight for the tie with you occupying a hand on it, scuffle is over pretty quick. I didn't watch the video but I assume it isn't these guys first protest cracking.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Mike-o posted:

We need a good old fashioned middle eastern style embassy protest, riot, and eventual siege. Except it's us on the outside instead of in the embassy.

lets start a loving riot

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

not caring here posted:

That only works if they fight back for it. Or they aren't wearing those clip on ties.

I doubt a Turkish mobster would be caught dead in a clip-on tie, safety be damned.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

CommieGIR posted:

FCC is voting on overturning Net Neutrality right now.

It slipped by unnoticed, considering everything else going on.

With a 2-1 vote, the FCC will begin revoking the 2015 Net Neutrality regulations.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Kuroyama posted:

It slipped by unnoticed, considering everything else going on.

With a 2-1 vote, the FCC will begin revoking the 2015 Net Neutrality regulations.

it's pretty cool that just 3 politically appointed yutz can literally make a quick decision that fucks almost near-directly with 321.4 million people.

also: it's not actually that cool.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Can we go riot around the FCC headquarters too? gently caress.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
The FCC chair is the clearest example of what Trump is doing to our political institutions.

There's not even a hint of reaching out to the other side or consideration of other viewpoints. Net Neutrality is a waste and drat everything that disagrees with me. Within the first week, he was moving ahead and in the most smug and dishonest way possible.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Kuroyama posted:

It slipped by unnoticed, considering everything else going on.

With a 2-1 vote, the FCC will begin revoking the 2015 Net Neutrality regulations.

Some dingus gonna palmslam breitbart.com into their browser and be surprised when they have to upgrade their internet package to access it

But we were making it great again!! Freedom of the press!! :byodood:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Just remember Your Friend On Facebook that says they didn't vote because Both Parties Are The Same.

Eventually they'll realize the poo poo going down, but they'll never make the connection.

Or they'll yell about WHERE WERE THE DEMOCRATS?!?!?

(ps both parties still bad, just not equally)

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



They'll be drowned out by all my Facebook "friends" shrieking that Donald Trump is the target of a witch hunt devoid all evidence, shortly before they go back to demanding a special prosecutor for Hillary Clinton.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Had some fuckface junior marine ask loudly during an IT indoc brief when Hillary was going to jail while covering emails.

Sigh.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

Had some fuckface junior marine ask loudly during an IT indoc brief when Hillary was going to jail while covering emails.

Sigh.

did you make him push

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LingcodKilla posted:

Had some fuckface junior marine ask loudly during an IT indoc brief when Hillary was going to jail while covering emails.

Sigh.

I would have told him to go outside and sort gravel in the parking lot from big to little starting at the far end of the parking lot.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Gen. McCaffrey was on Brian Williams tonight, said he believes Flynn has mental health issues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j9ASDMSDZ0

around 36:20 is when the interview starts

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Kuroyama posted:

It slipped by unnoticed, considering everything else going on.

With a 2-1 vote, the FCC will begin revoking the 2015 Net Neutrality regulations.

Don't worry people will start giving a gently caress real fast when their netflix viewing gets throttled into oblivion

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I hope someone starts loving with the internet connections in wall street so they can't day trade anymore.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Reverand maynard posted:

I hope someone starts loving with the internet connections in wall street so they can't day trade anymore.

Those bros can clearly afford the diamond tier gilded comcast express ++ package so they won't give a fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Pretty sure that something that every single person in the country can agree on is that their ISP loving sucks poo poo straight from the hole, so why they would think that giving those same people more power over their consumers is a good idea is beyond me. People are going to see the effects of that kind of legislation immediately and start wondering what the gently caress is going on.

And queue the ISPs throttling Google down to nothing so you can't find any information on what is going on. :tinfoil:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Duke Chin posted:

Those bros can clearly afford the diamond tier gilded comcast express ++ package so they won't give a fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck

I'm talking about their competitor buying the internet companies and then not giving them service

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

A Bad Poster posted:

Pretty sure that something that every single person in the country can agree on is that their ISP loving sucks poo poo straight from the hole, so why they would think that giving those same people more power over their consumers is a good idea is beyond me. People are going to see the effects of that kind of legislation immediately and start wondering what the gently caress is going on.

And queue the ISPs throttling Google down to nothing so you can't find any information on what is going on. :tinfoil:

There are people who think that the free market will cure cancer, raise the dead, and jerk you off. These people tend to either be uneducated and parrot what their close friends/relatives say or have just enough knowledge of history and economics to say stupid poo poo.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hey watch this and forget about trump for a couple minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCrntRaolIA

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

KildarX posted:

There are people who think that the free market will cure cancer, raise the dead, and jerk you off. These people tend to either be uneducated and parrot what their close friends/relatives say or have just enough knowledge of history and economics to say stupid poo poo.

Met a few libertarian fuckwads while I was in that would run their god drat cock holsters non-stop about taxes being worse than rape and how if government would stop destroying everything we could live in a glorious utopia where the invisible guiding hand of the free market would find the most efficient method of accomplishing everything, everywhere, at all times.

How they squared being such colossal, Ayn Rand worshiping stupid rear end mother fuckers in the most socialist organization the United States has I'll never understand.

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