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SnarkIncarnate
Sep 13, 2013

OMG. I'm like, literally... dead.

EorayMel posted:

mmmm giant spider ovaries are a delicacy of mine.

I was thinking the same drat thing.

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XYZ
Aug 31, 2001


eat it off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

it's like two steps away from lasagna


kinda

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gamerofthegame posted:

it's like two steps away from lasagna


kinda

I'm not super fond of lasagna for the same reason, I get sick after eating much of it.

E: ^^^ "Medium Rare"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

What is this, the "MAN COOKBOOK"?

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Family ... freezed?

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Bubblyblubber posted:

nah son, that's just a pizza cake



Well, uh, I mean...yeah, I...

I guess I could, yeah

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Original content time:



Points if you can guess what it is.

I did eat the other one.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

OwlFancier posted:

Original content time:



Points if you can guess what it is.

I did eat the other one.

Large burnt ravioli.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Schnitzel.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I will say you are starting waaaaaaay too high class.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
pancake?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
It's a pizza. You can't say it's not because there's no pizza rules. Checkmate

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It's half a brioche roll fried in residual beef fat and canola oil because everyone else was having steak.

Welcome to Britain.

(I mean the taking a chunk of bread and frying it part, at least)

I also enjoy that the wikipedia article for the subject starts with "The examples and perspective in this article deal primarily with the United Kingdom and do not represent a worldwide view of the subject." and has since 2014.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 01:33 on May 19, 2017

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008








OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Stew and dumplings looks fine as does weird tectonic meringue.

Not so keen on literal poo poo with sugar on though.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Stew and dumplings looks fine as does weird tectonic meringue.

Not so keen on literal poo poo with sugar on though.

That is pork meatballs, and a cake.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Totally would.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Nope! Nooooope!

gently caress you, recipe!

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
tries to pick a turd up by the clean end

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Mymla posted:

I believe you, but that doesn't change the fact that they're cicadas.

Fair. But if you're in Asia and see somebody selling roasted cicadas you should go for it, they're very tasty.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Grand Fromage posted:

Fair. But if you're in Asia and see somebody selling roasted cicadas you should go for it, they're very tasty.

I'm really sad Typhoon closed down in Santa Monica. I was getting ready to go try some bugs there. :(

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





debag the steaks

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido



It wasn't too pretty and it was pretty drat greasy because of the "buns" but damned if the Bagel Double Cheeseburger I made the other night wasn't delicious. I was out of hamburger buns. Two patties, two slices of muenster cheese, some quick sauteed mushrooms and a few leaves of baby spinach. I bet it would be even better with a different type of bun but I'm always partial to just a plain bagel.

Highly recommended if you're out of buns but have bagels and want to get your burg on. Just be aware the grease will go right through the hole in the bagel.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

what if you made the patty a ring

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What is this, the "MAN COOKBOOK"?

Basically yes. It's a horrible cookbook called "A Man A Can A Plan", marketed for lazy bachelors who don't have the first idea about cooking. All of the recipes are some combination of meat + canned goods + heat.

To be fair, the version I have actually has some decent recipes, and not the red bull crime against steaks.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





I hate when people post perfectly fine food in here without apologizing.







LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Blah blah blah stereotyping and all that, but seriously. Is dariuscooks a black man from the South?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



RareAcumen posted:

I hate when people post perfectly fine food in here without apologizing.




aaaaaa.

aaaaaaAAAAAAA!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀





Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

RareAcumen posted:

I hate when people post perfectly fine food in here without apologizing.


Would loving destroy that cake. (The frosting is garlic mashed potatoes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_sjNVXqidE

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

LogicalFallacy posted:

Blah blah blah stereotyping and all that, but seriously. Is dariuscooks a black man from the South?

No LogicalFalacy, he is all of us

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Great Big Eyeballs Swimming in a Pool of Blood

Gee! I Forgot My Spoon!

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Eyes on the inside....

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

poo poo I can't stop laughing at this one

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




What is that?

No, seriously, what is that? Did someone cook an alien?

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mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I would eat both of dariuscook's recipes.

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