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Fats
Oct 14, 2006

What I cannot create, I do not understand
Fun Shoe

The Bananana posted:

Also sad, turns out they're discontinuing the vrods. :(

Pretty sure the only person who ever bought them was my Dad. He's got three: a 100th anniversary model (first bike I ever rode after the Team Oregon class... first bike I ever crashed :v: ), a night rod, and Screaming Eagle. The 100th anniversary one was nearing 110,000 miles last I looked.

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A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

How comfortable / rideable is a VMAX? Any year. asking for a friend.

Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002
Reasonably comfortable, but it's not something you really have to worry about because you'll be lucky if you get much more than 100 miles out of a tank.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Because the tank is tiny or because it's thirsty?

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Thirsty? Contract a KC-130 to follow you if you intend on a road trip. I've never gotten more than 100 miles on a tank. The Gen2's might be a little better. Vmax's are all about ripping asphalt out of the road between stoplights. I'm doing a rebuild of my 1991 Gen 1 and converting the carb's to batch fire fuel injection. I doubt it will help with the range.

R-Type fucked around with this message at 08:12 on May 17, 2017

tjones
May 13, 2005
Oh boy, haha:

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/6blnug/recently_purchased_a_2008_yamaha_r6_that_appears/

It's Reddit, and r/Moto at that, but very much worth the click.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Lol holy poo poo. It's great that someone that dumb is on a bike like an R6

When I sold my old cb750 the guy called me back same day saying 5th gear was broke citing the exact same thing. It took me a couple times of walking him through the explanation of the fact that you always shift one less time than the number of gears you have before he got it.

Beve Stuscemi fucked around with this message at 21:54 on May 17, 2017

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I can understand a brain fart but if you have to explain it more than once...

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Lol holy poo poo. It's great that someone that dumb is on a bike like an R6

When I sold my old cb759 the guy called me back same day saying 5th gear was broke citing the exact same thing. It took me a couple times of walking him through the explanation of the fact that you always shot one less time than the number of gears you have before he got it.

Doesn't everyone know a "that guy" who buys a R6 as first bike and rides it 1000mi a year in shorts/t-shirt/running shoes hardly ever getting into the powerband out of primal fear and instead mostly taking pics of it and mentioning it on facebook...

Meanwhile I wouldn't even take one around the block without a living will and DNR standing order.

tjones
May 13, 2005
I don't know anyone personally, but I keep to myself for the most part. As for the bike, 600s aren't as gnarly as people make them out. Liter bikes? Hell yes.

According to the original poster of that thread, this is their second R6. Heh.

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


A&R posted:

Nicky Hayden Injured in Serious Bicycle Crash

Nicky Hayden was involved in a serious collision with a car today, while training on his bicycle along the Rimini coast.
Hayden was riding with a group of cyclists, when an incident with a Peugeot saw Hayden struck by the car, resulting in the former MotoGP champion hitting the car’s hood and breaking through its windshield.
Details are light at this moment, but Hayden is said to have serious injuries to his chest and head from the crash. We will report more information as soon as we have it, and can verify its accuracy.
Updates on Hayden’s condition appear after the jump. This story was last updated at 11:29 AM.
UPDATE – 11:29 AM: Hayden is out of surgery, and has been put into a medically induced coma. He is expected to stay in the coma for the next 24 hours in order to faciliate healing.
UPDATE – 8:51 AM: Hayden has been transferred to Bufalini Hospital in Cesena near Forli, in order to see head and trauma specialists at that hospital. His condition is said to be very serious, but stable.

https://www.asphaltandrubber.com/wsbk/nicky-hayden-bicycle-crash/

gently caress

tjones
May 13, 2005
Between that and McPint's off, Honda riders are having poo poo luck all around.

Was anything ever said about the SP and the rumored stuck throttle that lead to the TT team pulling the bikes out of the NW?

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






Yea, just saw. I do hope he had a helmet on, head trauma + serious condition = very bad :ohdear:

gently caress riding bicycles in the road alongside traffic by the way, rode across Boston once on a rental and it was the worst time of my life, never again.


Anyways, I wanted to ask...does anybody here have a favorite piece of motorcycle or riding related prose? Please share if so.

Mine would definitely have to be by Hunter S. Thompson from Hell's Angels

quote:

“So it was always at night, like a werewolf, that I would take the thing out for an honest run down the coast. I would start in Golden Gate Park, thinking only to run a few long curves to clear my head….but in a matter of minutes I’d be out at the beach with the sound of the engine in my ears, the surf booming up on the sea wall and a fine empty road stretching all the way down to Santa Cruz…not even a gas station in the whole seventy miles; the only public light along the way is an all-night diner down around Rockaway Beach.
There was no helmet on those nights, no speed limit, and no cooling it down on the curves. The momentary freedom of the park was like the one unlucky drink that shoves a wavering alcoholic off the wagon. I would come out of the park near the soccer field and pause for a moment at the stop sign, wondering if I knew anyone parked out there on the midnight humping strip.
Then into first gear, forgetting the cars and letting the beast wind out…thirty-five, forty-five…then into second and wailing through the light at Lincoln Way, not worried about green or red signals, but only some other werewolf loony who might be pulling out, too slowly, to start his own run. Not many of these, and with three lanes on a wide curve, a bike coming hard has plenty of room to get around almost anything…then into third, the boomer gear, pushing seventy-five and the beginning of a windscram in the ears, a pressure on the eyeballs like diving into water off a high board.
Bent forward, far back on the seat, and a rigid grip on the handlebars as the bike starts jumping and wavering in the wind. Taillights far up ahead coming closer, faster, and suddenly–zaaappp–going past and leaning down for a curve near the zoo, where the road swings out to sea.
The dunes are flatter here, and on windy days sand blows across the highway, piling up in thick drifts as deadly as any oil-slick–instant loss of control, a crashing, cartwheeeling slide and maybe one of those two-inch notices in the paper the next day: “An unidentified motorcyclist was killed last night when he failed to negotiate a turn on Highway 1.”
Indeed…but no sand this time, so the lever goes up into fourth, and now there’s no sound except wind. Screw it all the way over, reach through the handlebars to raise the headlight beam, the needles leans down on a hundred and wind-burned eyeballs strain to see down the centerline, trying to provide a margin for reflexes.
But with the throttle screwed on there is only the barest margin, and nor room at all for mistakes. It has to be done right…and that’s when the strange music starts, when you stretch your luck so far that fear becomes exhilaration and vibrates along your arms. You can barely see at a hundred; the tears blow back so fast that they vaporize before they get to your ears. The only sounds are wind a dull roar floating back from the mufflers. You watch the white line and try to lean with it…huwling through a turn to the right, then to the left and down the long hill to Pacifica…letting off now, watching for cops, but only until the next dark stretch and another few seconds on the edge…
The Edge…There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are ones who have gone over. The others–the living–are those who who pushed their control as far as they felt they could handle it, and then pulled back, or slowed down, or did whatever they had to when it came time to choose between Now and Later.”

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

King of the Beach posted:

gently caress riding bicycles in the road alongside traffic by the way, rode across Boston once on a rental and it was the worst time of my life, never again.

its not that bad if you aren't slow af

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

tjones posted:

Oh boy, haha:

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/6blnug/recently_purchased_a_2008_yamaha_r6_that_appears/

It's Reddit, and r/Moto at that, but very much worth the click.
related?
https://www.reddit.com/r/bikesgonewild/comments/6bokoa/sad_to_see_her_go_new_owner_totaled_her_already/

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

King of the Beach posted:

Yea, just saw. I do hope he had a helmet on, head trauma + serious condition = very bad :ohdear:

gently caress riding bicycles in the road alongside traffic by the way, rode across Boston once on a rental and it was the worst time of my life, never again.


Anyways, I wanted to ask...does anybody here have a favorite piece of motorcycle or riding related prose? Please share if so.

Mine would definitely have to be by Hunter S. Thompson from Hell's Angels

I know every one of the roads he's describing and I strongly doubt you could hit 100 miles an hour on the section of Great Highway near the zoo on the sorts of bikes he was riding :goonsay:

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22b0AYZXoFU

:rip:

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
A dealership near me is having an Aprilia/Guzzi Demo Truck day in the next couple weeks.

That is a thing that's surprising to me. Also the fact that there's an Aprilia dealer near where humans live is a bit surprising too. Hopefully it won't be too busy.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

This.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Sagebrush posted:

I know every one of the roads he's describing and I strongly doubt you could hit 100 miles an hour on the section of Great Highway near the zoo on the sorts of bikes he was riding :goonsay:

Hunter S. Thompson was known for his accurate and honest storytelling.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

King of the Beach posted:

Anyways, I wanted to ask...does anybody here have a favorite piece of motorcycle or riding related prose? Please share if so.

Mine would definitely have to be by Hunter S. Thompson from Hell's Angels

Obligatory: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
But I suppose that's more of a metaphor for self discovery than actual motorcycle maintenance. Also, I have mixed feelings on the book.
It wasn't bad, but it left with a disingenuous feeling. Like I had been strung along under some false pretense to go somewhere that I would have happily gone anyway.
'Lila: An Inquiry Into Morals' was probably better if only because it's boats, not motorcycles.

I think at this less-confused and rebellious, more concretely domesticated stage of my life I'd rather sit down and read 'A River Runs Through It' or re-read 'Mme Bovary', now that my french is a little better.

Hunter S. Thompson is always good. So is Aldous Huxley.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






There may or may not be a set of nunchaku packed under my seat right now...

I miss the Road Rash games dearly and really wish a decent reboot was done that wasn't garbage (though I still play the N64 version on an emulator a few times a year and is still highly entertaining). Actually looking back the originals were probably the first time I realized that motorcycles were in fact cool as poo poo and something that I wanted in my life someday (either with or without the beating the gently caress out of each other at speed with weapons aspect - although I certainly do recall attempting a scaled down version of this with friends on BMXs a number of times).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvD8NydSA4I


GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Obligatory: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
But I suppose that's more of a metaphor for self discovery than actual motorcycle maintenance. Also, I have mixed feelings on the book.
It wasn't bad, but it left with a disingenuous feeling. Like I had been strung along under some false pretense to go somewhere that I would have happily gone anyway.
'Lila: An Inquiry Into Morals' was probably better if only because it's boats, not motorcycles.

Given his recent death + my recent purchase + it being about 10 years since I read it originally I think it's time for a casual re-reading (it's perfect for that).

Agreed though, it really isn't about what the title implies, but if I recall that's literally the foreword - hell it's my childhood friend's favorite book of all time who cites it as a huge inspiration - and he's an immunologist with an Ivy League PhD who can't drive worth a drat, is lucky if they can untangle a seatbelt, and would most definitely cause me to lose sleep if they were to ever decide to buy a motorcycle and take up riding.

Impkins Patootie fucked around with this message at 22:14 on May 18, 2017

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

King of the Beach posted:

There may or may not be a set of nunchaku packed under my seat right now...

I miss the Road Rash games dearly and really wish a decent reboot was done that wasn't garbage (though I still play the N64 version on an emulator a few times a year and is still highly entertaining). Actually looking back the originals were probably the first time I realized that motorcycles were in fact cool as poo poo and something that I wanted in my life someday (either with or without the beating the gently caress out of each other at speed with weapons aspect - although I certainly do recall attempting a scaled down version of this with friends on BMXs a number of times).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvD8NydSA4I

Road Rash 3D probably had the best music but the original Road Rash on 3DO was definitely the best game. I had RR and RR II for the Sega Genesis.
I'm pretty sure it was responsible for a lot of whiffle ball bats through the spokes.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
The PSX version was infinitely better because the graphics were better and it introduced me to bands like Soundgarden because gently caress cartridges.

RIP Chris Cornell

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


nsaP posted:

The PSX version was infinitely better because the graphics were better and it introduced me to bands like Soundgarden because gently caress cartridges.

RIP Chris Cornell

Tony Hawk 4 is significant to my musical taste for the same reasons.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

King of the Beach posted:

Agreed though, it really isn't about what the title implies, but if I recall that's literally the foreword - hell it's my childhood friend's favorite book of all time who cites it as a huge inspiration - and he's an immunologist with an Ivy League PhD who can't drive worth a drat, is lucky if they can untangle a seatbelt, and would most definitely cause me to lose sleep if they were to ever decide to buy a motorcycle and take up riding.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance is really a philosophy book that just happens to have the word "motorcycle" in the title and uses a motorcycle trip as a framing device. It's not about motorcycles.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Sagebrush posted:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance is really a philosophy book that just happens to have the word "motorcycle" in the title and uses a motorcycle trip as a framing device. It's not about motorcycles.

I prefer to think of it as a really complicated motorcycle book because the philosophy aspect of it is fairly terrible.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
Song of the Sausage Creature.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

King of the Beach posted:

There may or may not be a set of nunchaku packed under my seat right now...

I miss the Road Rash games dearly and really wish a decent reboot was done that wasn't garbage (though I still play the N64 version on an emulator a few times a year and is still highly entertaining).

C-up, C-left, C-left, C-right, L, R, C down, Z. The only cheat code I ever committed to memory. Don't you dare mess with the mean machine.

Also I wish a decent controller would come out with six face buttons, some games really don't work right with the c buttons on a stick. This game definitely got me and my brother into riding, though with considerably less hitting eachother with bananas.

CSi-NA-EJ7
Feb 21, 2007

Z3n posted:

Song of the Sausage Creature.

I owned a 900ss cr. It was pretty great aside from PO fuckery

a cute sea otter
Apr 24, 2017

I shall personally eat your entrails on my tummy!

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I prefer to think of it as a really complicated motorcycle book because the philosophy aspect of it is fairly terrible.

I'm re-reading this to my GF at the moment as a way of explaining that not all Americans are crazy. Some of them are schizophrenic.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





As Nero Danced posted:

C-up, C-left, C-left, C-right, L, R, C down, Z. The only cheat code I ever committed to memory. Don't you dare mess with the mean machine.

Also I wish a decent controller would come out with six face buttons, some games really don't work right with the c buttons on a stick. This game definitely got me and my brother into riding, though with considerably less hitting eachother with bananas.

Hahaha I forgot that Road Rash unleashed Sugar Ray upon the world while they were still an OC thrashy punky band secretly seeking their 15 minutes of fame...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yitbm_DFj7g


I had a lovely motorcycle moment last nite when making a dash home from downtown Boston as a storm rapidly approached, listening to Badmotorfinger on I-93 until the earbuds fell out as lightning flashed all around me as the wind suddenly intensified blowing sand everywhere like I was in goddamn Mauritania...only to make it home just about 2 minutes before the skies opened up - good stuff~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDKdoJA0RBA

^ sincerest apologies if that gets stuck in your head all weekend... :eonwe:

Impkins Patootie fucked around with this message at 14:54 on May 19, 2017

Razzled
Feb 3, 2011

MY HARLEY IS COOL
pls pray for hayden :(

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Razzled posted:

pls pray for hayden :(

Update on Hayden's crash - https://www.todocircuito.com/noticias/14652-atropello-nicky-hayden-italia.html

Sounds like he rolled through a stop sign.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
In this scheme you can see the place of the attack

I hope his brain is able to recover. That is some hosed-up poo poo.

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



drat, he must really be hayden running that stop sign

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


Dislike

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjY6GRxVRM

HA

Apparently there's currently a bike theft epidemic in the UK, and now things have apparently escalated to literal Katanas.

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Good thing most goons already own multiple ninja weapons. We can protect ourselves

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Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Again huh? They were popular for robberies some years ago, to the extent that katanas (specifically any curved sword over 50cm long) got slapped with an import ban in 2008.

Don't know if it's straight black market stuff now or if they're getting around it with slightly shorter swords. Either way I'll take it as proof that moral panic legislation solves exactly nothing.

e/ related, probably by the same gang, this happened last month (helmet cam footage of a biker getting mobbed by 4 mopeds)

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 20:44 on May 19, 2017

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