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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I would do do that thing where I hold you down and dangle a loogie at your face but guess what. I'm not gonna suck it back up that poo poo is probably on you or in your nose

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Good lord none of you can even remotely compete with me. I am the alpha male of the thread

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014
I'm incredibly drunk and out of it from all my NyQuil and I don't think I could possibly poo poo up this thread more than it currently is

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Good lord none of you can even remotely compete with me. I am the alpha male of the thread

You are certainly the alpha dork nothing of this thread.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mordor She Wrote posted:

I'm incredibly drunk and out of it from all my NyQuil and I don't think I could possibly poo poo up this thread more than it currently is

Let's fight

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Krustic posted:

You are certainly the alpha dork nothing of this thread.

I'll bite your face clean off

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'll bite your face clean off

Well you certainly have a big mouth. Good luck doing it over the internet you jarbroni wanker.
*does Vince McMahon strut out of thread and goes to bed*

Krustic fucked around with this message at 05:35 on May 19, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mordor She Wrote posted:

I'm incredibly drunk and out of it from all my NyQuil and I don't think I could possibly poo poo up this thread more than it currently is

Bernie would have won

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

VikingSkull posted:

I hit a Vietnamese guy with a DDT once

oh and I also did a wrestling move on him too I guess

*Voice of Edith from All In The Family*

Ya see Archie it all evens out, yesterday you complained you had a bad day.

*canned laughter*

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug

Krustic posted:

I always felt kind of weird looking into it since I'm only 1/8th and can pass for white even though I'm mostly Mexican but I looked at the website and the chief and assistant chief look way whiter than I do which makes me feel better. I already have a good job, home, and vehicle paid off but I would like to go back to school to pursue other interests. I'm gonna look into it more.

SOCIALISM! :argh:

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/18/us/politics/democrats-trump-impeachment.html
Democratic Leaders Try to Slow Calls to Impeach Trump

quote:

For the most part, more establishment-aligned Democratic candidates declined to go that far. In New Jersey, for instance, Mr. Johnson’s chief Democratic opponent, Phil Murphy, a former ambassador to Germany, stopped at the appointment of a special prosecutor.

Party strategists fear that Democrats might sacrifice the moral and political high ground by appearing too eager, and some leaders worry that an impeachment drumbeat would drown out Democrats’ message to voters on kitchen-table issues like health care and taxes.

At the House news conference, the bind facing the minority was clear: Mr. Trump’s possible connections to Russia are central to their opposition and downright irresistible. The lawmakers appeared flanked by a picture of Mr. Trump shaking hands with Sergey V. Lavrov, Russia’s foreign minister, and two screens projecting the Twitter hashtag “#ProtectOurDemocracy.”

Yet even as impeachment rumblings continued to build, the party leaders seemed to warn colleagues against overplaying their hand.

“I’m not afraid of the i-word,” Representative Joseph Crowley of New York, chairman of the Democratic caucus, said coyly. “It’s independent. Independent commission, independent investigator.”

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

:eyepop:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Yeah not not openly calling for his impeachment at this stage is the right thing to do considering he hasn't been officially called out yet. why are you posting this like it's a smoking gun that it's not going to happen

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Oh right you're Snatch duster and that's your thing

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

Yeah not not openly calling for his impeachment at this stage is the right thing to do considering he hasn't been officially called out yet. why are you posting this like it's a smoking gun that it's not going to happen

SURELY THIS TIME?!

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Lol that people were seriously reporting and caring about scoops of ice cream. You're really scraping the bottom of the tub when your anti-democracy propaganda surrounds how many scoops someone has.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

theperminator posted:

Lol that people were seriously reporting and caring about scoops of ice cream. You're really scraping the bottom of the tub when your anti-democracy propaganda surrounds how many scoops someone has.

We know the real reason Bill Clinton was impeached, he too had two scoops. It all makes sense now.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
In the lefties vision of communist utopia America everybody lines up for weeks to get their teaspoon of unoffesively flavourless ice cream

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

theperminator posted:

In the lefties vision of communist utopia America everybody lines up for weeks to get their teaspoon of unoffesively flavourless ice cream

It's trout flavored and it comes in a 1oz disc. You you don't get any cause you and your family are in the gulags

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

theperminator posted:

Lol that people were seriously reporting and caring about scoops of ice cream. You're really scraping the bottom of the tub when your anti-democracy propaganda surrounds how many scoops someone has.

https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/862785315475476481

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
I'm all the people who rush to read articles on the president having ice cream while laughing and disagreeing when he says "the media treats me more unfairly than any other president"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I don't even know what you guys are talking about but if trump got a million scoops of ice cream it's funny because he's obese and gross and rich this isn't rocket science humor.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't even know what you guys are talking about but if trump got a million scoops of ice cream it's funny because he's obese and gross and rich this isn't rocket science humor.

Actually it's about white male privilege

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't even know what you guys are talking about but if trump got a million scoops of ice cream it's funny because he's obese and gross and rich this isn't rocket science humor.

He thinks the heart is a battery and exercise makes you die faster

Lol

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Hey guys, what's the word?

What has happened in the past day while I was extremely racist.

theperminator posted:

Lol that people were seriously reporting and caring about scoops of ice cream. You're really scraping the bottom of the tub when your anti-democracy propaganda surrounds how many scoops someone has.

Oh, so literally nothing changed, please carry on with your pointless non-sequiturs...

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lemming posted:

He thinks the heart is a battery and exercise makes you die faster

Lol

I don't think batteries react well with dairy either but I guess the president knows best

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bholder posted:

Hey guys, what's the word?

What has happened in the past day while I was extremely racist.


Oh, so literally nothing changed, please carry on with your pointless non-sequiturs...

whats your thoughts on black people?

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Snatch Duster posted:

whats your thoughts on black people?

Obama was a decent president.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Dunno if anyone posted this but a hurricane hit the northeast a week ago and North Carolina asked for around $900mil for relief effort, trump responds with $6m and doesn't even visit the state that suffered about $4.8bil in damages.

https://www.ncpolicywatch.com/2017/05/16/trump-nc-conservative-leaders-eastern-nc-drop-dead/

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

Dunno if anyone posted this but a hurricane hit the northeast a week ago and North Carolina asked for around $900mil for relief effort, trump responds with $6m and doesn't even visit the state that suffered about $4.8bil in damages.

https://www.ncpolicywatch.com/2017/05/16/trump-nc-conservative-leaders-eastern-nc-drop-dead/

Classic Donny Boy

:discourse:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
I hope Trump is fine, looks like count Dooku and Severus Snape are conspiring to bring him down






http://thirdestatenewsgroup.com/exclusive-a-look-inside-the-chat-room-the-deep-state-uses-to-fight-trump/

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I don't know what that is and I'm not gonna read it

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

theperminator posted:

I'm all the people who rush to read articles on the president having ice cream while laughing and disagreeing when he says "the media treats me more unfairly than any other president"

im the billionaire who lives in a golden tower an plays golf 3 days out of 7 who cried like a little bitch on national TV when people observe just how much rear end I suck lol

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

stupid poo poo

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I hope Trump is fine, looks like count Dooku and Severus Snape are conspiring to bring him down






http://thirdestatenewsgroup.com/exclusive-a-look-inside-the-chat-room-the-deep-state-uses-to-fight-trump/

I don't know what any of this poo poo is including the source site but it looks like a left wing version of anonymous and that's super dumb

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't know what any of this poo poo is including the source site

it looks like fake news from a pro-trump site pretending to have stumbled on a deep state chatroom

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

it looks like fake news from a pro-trump site pretending to have stumbled on a deep state chatroom

Oh so it's even dumber than I thought ok

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

it looks like fake news from a pro-trump site pretending to have stumbled on a deep state chatroom

:sad:

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013


Pretty sure we are getting his best...

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
And lol if you think we've seen the worst

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