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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Jose posted:

A bit late to the every day carry posts but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

and the original police video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ZpyKSmgdE

The cop car peeling out from machete guy was hilarious.

Also that narrator sure loved that bear claw knife. Mmmmhmmm.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Bryan Cranston has started pranking Breaking Bad fans he spots in public

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w5RtldWSdE&t=118s

It reminds me of the Bill Murray "No one will believe you" stories :v:

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Rolo posted:

The cop car peeling out from machete guy was hilarious.

Also that narrator sure loved that bear claw knife. Mmmmhmmm.

They sure went above and beyond to find a good subject to wear the bear claw necklace.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Made it to the submit purchase button before I realized I did not want a bear claw necklace.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Not satire: Comey Hid Among White House Curtains to Avoid Trump

Not Schadenfreude but still worth sharing:
http://i.imgur.com/Pm28jP6.gifv

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


What is it with this administration and people hiding behind physical objects? Comey's behind the curtains, Spicer's in the bushes. It's like a Shakespearean comedy.

Wiggly
Aug 26, 2000

Number one on the ice, number one in my heart
Fun Shoe

surebet posted:

dude had an ar-15, tries for a melee but somehow manages to throw it at the cop instead


:allears:

The shotgun was not loaded.

http://www.9news.com/news/crime/body-cam-video-shows-split-second-decision-of-deputy-who-shot-armed-suspect/440574391

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I mean at least we can confirm he's crazy, since he tried to beat a cop to death with an empty gun for no apparent reason. He probably didn't even have something cool to get arrested for, like meth.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
It's also possible that he was gonna blow his own head off​, but didn't have the courage, so the universe provided him with an American cop.

Didn't want to hurt someone else in the process and already had the gun.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

An AR-15 is a rifle, son. Not a shotgun. :clint:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Zaphod42 posted:

An AR-15 is a rifle, son. Not a shotgun. :clint:

Actually you'll find it was an unshot gun if you watch the video

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

chitoryu12 posted:

I mean at least we can confirm he's crazy, since he tried to beat a cop to death with an empty gun for no apparent reason. He probably didn't even have something cool to get arrested for, like meth.

I'm betting he thought he had warrants, with an outside shot at severe mental illness, or some combination of the two.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

canyoneer posted:

Actually you'll find it was an unshot gun if you watch the video

:golfclap:

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Maybe he realized too late it wasn't loaded and went with plan B.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Bar Crow posted:

Maybe he realized too late it wasn't loaded and went with plan B.

It still brings up the question of why

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bar Crow posted:

Maybe he realized too late it wasn't loaded and went with plan B.

Plan B doesn't work on guys, silly.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
You sure about that? When's the last time a guy got pregnant after taking Plan B.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Bar Crow posted:

Maybe he realized too late it wasn't loaded and went with plan B.

Took "Always assume it's loaded" too literally. :(

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

doverhog posted:

You sure about that? When's the last time a guy got pregnant after taking Plan B.

makes u think

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

chitoryu12 posted:

What is it with this administration and people hiding behind physical objects? Comey's behind the curtains, Spicer's in the bushes. It's like a Shakespearean comedy.

In all fairness its very hard to hide behind purely conceptual objects.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SiKboy posted:

In all fairness its very hard to hide behind purely conceptual objects.

I mean normally politicians and their retinue hide behind red tape and loopholes, not literally dive into the bushes to avoid journalists.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

SiKboy posted:

In all fairness its very hard to hide behind purely conceptual objects.

Nah the church has been doing it for aeons.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

:kimchi:

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A fun prank you can play on your colourblind friends: get them to put on a pair of those colour correcting glasses that allow them to see properly without telling them what they are, then watch them freak out when they experience purple for the first time in their lives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCcxwieuDH0

Might be the worse thing I've ever read.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Have those pink ladies never seen lesbians before?

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Captain Lavender posted:

Might be the worse thing I've ever read.

Crossing over with the "Things that make you me unreasonably angry" thread, I see.

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007
Just watched the video of that for the first time - holy poo poo that is some impressive reaction time, plus he hits the target as well! The gifs just dont show how quickly that all went down

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Have those pink ladies never seen lesbians before?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/two-women-kiss-in-front-of-protests_n_2009616.html

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Mister Mind posted:

Crossing over with the "Things that make you me unreasonably angry" thread, I see.

Grammatically correct if he's only ever read two things. :colbert:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/865699661142732805

:munch:

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

Grammatically correct if he's only ever read two things. :colbert:

NOW it's the worst thing I've ever read.

it was a typo :(

Dissociative Donut
Oct 9, 2009

by Pragmatica
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...t-a7745916.html

Jared Kushner is a person of interest in the Russia investigation.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Pseudohog posted:

Just watched the video of that for the first time - holy poo poo that is some impressive reaction time, plus he hits the target as well! The gifs just dont show how quickly that all went down

well, it kinda does, the time stamp ticks up one second (and that's because i cut a whole bunch of frames)

to be fair, i didn't even see it happening the first time and i had to run the video at 25% speed to understand anything

dude was crazy quick

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

modern-day_fable.gif

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Pseudohog posted:

Just watched the video of that for the first time - holy poo poo that is some impressive reaction time, plus he hits the target as well! The gifs just dont show how quickly that all went down

here's the clip with no frame fuckery:
http://i.imgur.com/TzXsIiK.mp4

i put the mark in point a bit before it goes down

00:00:31:20 first camera jolt indicating movement
00:00:32:12 gun drawn (~92/100ths of a second between initial reaction and combat stance)
00:00:32:16 first shot

anyhow, this is getting a bit morbid, so have a cat relaxing with some kitty music

http://i.imgur.com/qruVyBI.mp4

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
http://i.imgur.com/bt2MZKt.mp4

Stick em up

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
Saw this happen once. Except it was a crow. And the power lines fell into the street spitting green fire and sparks all over my truck. I probably damaged my transmission with how quickly I threw it into reverse and drove the gently caress away.

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
"gently caress you reverend Gary what has Pigeon God ever done for me?"

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