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Cash Monet posted:This could turn into the 3rd act of Casino real quick and hopefully it does because we've loving earned it. I want to know who is gonna wind up buried alive in their underwear in a cornfield...
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 Put this with all the great presidential quotes. Like, that needs to be in a picture like this immediately: 
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May 19, 2017 21:58
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Trump is not an impediment to any legislation they want to pass. If anything his scandals provide a nice distraction. The only thing stopping them is their own legislative incompetence. They haven't even sent the new health care bill to the Senate yet. It's possible they'll have to revote on it in the house because the MacArthur amendment makes it non deficit neutral lol
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May 19, 2017 22:01
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FizFashizzle posted:It's possible they'll have to revote on it in the house because the MacArthur amendment makes it non deficit neutral lol I will laugh if it fails on revote
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May 19, 2017 22:07
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Flikken posted:I will laugh if it fails on revote 
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May 19, 2017 22:12
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Manas shoulda gone with this bulletproof defense https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/865674345913438208
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May 19, 2017 22:16
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Spoeank posted:Manas shoulda gone with this bulletproof defense Same reason why he makes his prostitutes pee on each other.
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May 19, 2017 22:18
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May 19, 2017 22:19
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In what world is it "hard to get right" a well done steak?
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May 19, 2017 22:20
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No Butt Stuff posted:oh let's see, what's the weather going to be like in KC tonight... It's kinda the only thing I miss about the midwest. Summer thunderstorms are the poo poo.
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May 19, 2017 22:21
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:In what world is it "hard to get right" a well done steak? https://youtu.be/qb7wRPOtNB4?t=15s
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May 19, 2017 22:24
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Paper route in elementary school Two week work experience at Winchester Museums Service in the UK in the equivalent of 10th grade, bagging and labeling bronze coins and assisting archaeologists Library aide in high school (I spent nine months or so putting magnetic strips into books so the magnetic strip detector things by the door would beep if you stole a book) Flipped burgers and ran cashier at a burger joint Set up computers, billed MediCal, and built reports on MS Access DBs for a speech language therapy private practice UPS preload shift; unloaded for a few weeks, then preloaded, then split a belt + preload, then went on strike, then quit Internship and then full-time when I graduated, doing technical documentation at a pre-IPO startup that folded Jan 2001 Technical training for a couple months and then technical writing for three years at AvantGo, a company that made stuff for mobile devices. Most famously a subscription service to get various newspapers and magazines on your device. Eventually we got bought by Sybase and merged with their subsidiary, iAnywhere. I worked on a consulting team after a while, did some various doc projects, it was fun. Technical writing at a giant software company I'm still at, so I prefer not to name them, for the last 13 years. Mostly admin and developer doc for enterprise software products. Back at AvantGo I had a Palm V, a Handspring something or other, and a couple other devices I've forgotten by now.
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May 19, 2017 22:30
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Leperflesh posted:Paper route in elementary school Omg post shorter
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May 19, 2017 22:33
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oh come on mine isn't any longer than thisAmy Pole Her posted:Worked at a fishing store
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May 19, 2017 22:38
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Leperflesh posted:Library aide in high school (I spent nine months or so putting magnetic strips into books so the magnetic strip detector things by the door would beep if you stole a book) When I was 16 I stole a book from a library, if it had one of these I would have been in trouble. I immediately become a proper law abiding citizen when I realized I didn't even think to check for one.
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May 19, 2017 22:38
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Trump also apparently likes his steak well done. Well done... with ketchup. He has culinary taste of a six year old, or Eli Wiggum. I bet he eats pop tarts for breakfast
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May 19, 2017 22:39
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I've never had a job I'm a manhattan trust fund baby and i love the ney work baseball yankees more than anything
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Grittybeard posted:When I was 16 I stole a book from a library, if it had one of these I would have been in trouble. I immediately become a proper law abiding citizen when I realized I didn't even think to check for one. actually the thing at the checkout desk that is supposed to magnetize/demagnetize the strip only worked right like 80% of the time so there were billions of false positives. If you wanted to steal a book you could just add it to a stack you'd checked out, then go out the door, and they'd wave a happy goodby to you as the alarm beeped because the knew they'd just checked you out. Or you could just walk out by going around the reader thing. My friend and I had lots of fun sticking the magnetic strips to other students' coats and backpacks and shoes and stuff. Woe betide any student who went to the bathroom and left their stuff out while we were in there. "Library aide" was an actual class, you could get a grade in it, and it was during the normal school day so we'd get students in all the time. The old ladies who ran the library loved us, they were really sweet and fun to hang out with.
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May 19, 2017 22:51
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I've never had a job I'm a manhattan trust fund baby and i love the ney work baseball yankees more than anything Thanks for posting, Kushner
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May 19, 2017 22:55
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The Katy Perry song dissing Taylor Swift is not that good. She's had so long to think of something...
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May 19, 2017 22:59
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Ehud posted:I need a new job because I don't like working with law enforcement and the for-profit prison system Helpdesk for gains here, how can I help you today? I've reached a plateau in my max deadlift, how can I fix that? Well...
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May 19, 2017 23:01
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No Irish Need Imply posted:The Katy Perry song dissing Taylor Swift is not that good. She's had so long to think of something... Theres a kaykay taytay diss track? Is it about how taylor swift is a snek with no butt lmao
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May 19, 2017 23:06
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Trump's greatest crime: steak with ketchup It's definitely eating a pizza with a fork. Though steak with ketchup is pretty loving gross too.
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May 19, 2017 23:08
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What's the goonsensus on Pizza and Ranch? It's a resounding thumbs up for me.
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May 19, 2017 23:09
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Ketchup is loving gross sugar goo and it goes on nothing I eat. Okay maybe maybe a hash brown but just like...a dab. edit: before I sound like a food snob I put ranch on like everything and it's just as bad.
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Sauces other than marinara on pizza are bad. Ketchup is for fries, and dipping fries into at that, none of this drizzle poo poo. I'm a strong traditionalist when it comes to food. Pineapple on pizza is okay, though.
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May 19, 2017 23:15
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May 19, 2017 23:15
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kiimo posted:edit: before I sound like a food snob I put ranch on like everything and it's just as bad. This is gonna sound ridiculously snobbish but gently caress it I'm from California and I'm gonna own it anyway: You can make your own ranch. The recipe is not difficult. You'll need to buy buttermilk, but then the big improvement is you can use a healthier mayo than the garbage-tier that gets put into most commercial ranch. I usually buy the mayo made from olive oil, it tastes good and isn't as terrible for you. Anyway it's basically buttermilk, mayo, garlic powder, onion powder, chives, parsley, thyme, salt, and pepper.
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May 19, 2017 23:16
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Probably Magic posted:Sauces other than marinara on pizza are bad. I don't know when I was afflicted with this problem but marinara in general tastes slightly of vomit to me, and makes me not want to eat it. I'll still get it on pizza but I always have to tell them to go super light on it or I end up hating my pizza 
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Spoeank posted:Theres a kaykay taytay diss track? She really ain't got no butt doe lol
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yaaaas https://twitter.com/Independent/status/865676301809700864
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Grittybeard posted:I don't know when I was afflicted with this problem but marinara in general tastes slightly of vomit to me, and makes me not want to eat it. I'll still get it on pizza but I always have to tell them to go super light on it or I end up hating my pizza Whenever I eat avocado of any kind, including the guacamole my chef friend spent all day putting together, I immediately get grossed out because of how much it reminds me of when you're really sick and you have a loogy in the back of your throat so gently caress avocado. I hope this ruins avocado for you and I tell this to everyone I can so we can end the scourge of California restaurants putting nasty rear end avocados on everything and eventually end the drought.
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May 19, 2017 23:26
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Grittybeard posted:I don't know when I was afflicted with this problem but marinara in general tastes slightly of vomit to me, and makes me not want to eat it. I'll still get it on pizza but I always have to tell them to go super light on it or I end up hating my pizza I mean, the Italians are pretty light on condiments in general in their own country when it comes to pizza, so just think of having it in a more genuine manner.
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kiimo posted:Whenever I eat avocado of any kind, including the guacamole my chef friend spent all day putting together, I immediately get grossed out because of how much it reminds me of when you're really sick and you have a loogy in the back of your throat so gently caress avocado. I hope this ruins avocado for you and I tell this to everyone I can so we can end the scourge of California restaurants putting nasty rear end avocados on everything and eventually end the drought. You just made me want avocado/guacamole
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Enjoy your snot fruit, better eat it in five minutes so it doesn't turn brown by touching the air.
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