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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

VikingSkull posted:

because Comey was a dipshit that deserved to be fired

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Comey was a dipshit that deserved to be fired, but not for the reasons that Trump actually fired him.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

VikingSkull posted:

I'm a loving terrible poster and also a garbage person in general

At least he knows it

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Lord that place is a step away from /pol/ these days.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

facialimpediment posted:

Meanwhile Donnie is gonna blow up Obamacare because why not.

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/865648568882741248

Good idea you fat orange gently caress. Detonate health care while your party has all three branches and are STILL getting torn the gently caress apart in polls on, wait for it, health care!

loving rear end goblin is so caught up in his idea of being a master pick up artist negotiator that he'll ignore reality to chase that idea.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Reverand maynard posted:

I dipped into the trump thread in GBS and I think its official: viking skull was retarded the entire time

Some thick motherfuckers in that thread.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


The only two threads worth reading in GBS are the OSHA thread and occassionally the China one.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





bird food bathtub posted:

Good idea you fat orange gently caress. Detonate health care while your party has all three branches and are STILL getting torn the gently caress apart in polls on, wait for it, health care!

loving rear end goblin is so caught up in his idea of being a master pick up artist negotiator that he'll ignore reality to chase that idea.

honestly if you want to know what trump thinks of himself watch this video

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837787963027144706

this is quite seriously how he views himself

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

So we kind of have two bad things about to happen:

https://twitter.com/MbKS15/status/865664011819302912

Holy poo poo, scary right? I wonder if Donald Trump could make this

https://twitter.com/AP/status/865680795440037888

worse

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

uh

Conventional I hope?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Supposedly it was just the rebels in Yemen.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
JESUS CHRIST

CNN Chyron - Sources: White House Lawyers Researching Impeachment

(Chances still remote)

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/865689372519170050

https://twitter.com/vplus/status/865689672378454021

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 19, 2017

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

facialimpediment posted:

JESUS CHRIST

CNN Chyron - Sources: White House Lawyers Researching Impeachment

(Chances still remote)

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/865689372519170050

https://twitter.com/vplus/status/865689672378454021

They waited this long?

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Pesticide20 posted:

They waited this long?

If he had competent representation that he listened to it never would have even developed like this

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Pesticide20 posted:

They waited this long?

Trump has got poo poo lawyers if they're not bullying people.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Reminder: I post a lot of Donnie poo poo, but I try my best to only post the incredible poo poo.

Like an unnamed Republican asked whether an administration staff change-up would ameliorate this latest crisis, a Republican source formerly involved with a pro-Trump political group told The Daily Beast, “yes, if it comes with a frontal lobotomy for Trump.”

Like an unnamed Republican saying "Every day he looks more and more like a complete moron” said one senior administration official who also worked on Trump’s campaign. “I can’t see Trump resigning or even being impeached, but at this point I wish he’d grow a brain and be the man that he sold himself as on the campaign.”

Like “On a big case like this, the ideal thing would be a wiretap on your number one subject,” Gomez added. “But in this case, you don’t need a wiretap. He just comes right out and says it.”

Porn here: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/19/trump-officials-he-looks-more-and-more-like-a-complete-moron

I treat all of this like a roller coaster ride. I know that at the end of all this, we're just back at the start like nothing really happened. But it's a fun ride.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

AFTER MEMORIAL DAY, IT'S COMEY DAY

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/865699661142732805

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Alllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh akbaaaarrr

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






welp looks like i'm getting no work done that day

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Sorry to be the buzzkill, but what exactly makes this so monumental vis-a-vis his previous session of testimony? Wouldn't he still not be able to testify regarding classified matters as long as it's an open session?

Or is this all about getting him on the record saying "lol, Trump's full of poo poo and told me to not look into Russia?"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Or is this all about getting him on the record saying "lol, Trump's full of poo poo and told me to not look into Russia?"

Bingo. Nothing classified about that. He might even have his FBI notes with him. Then you summon Donnie to testify in front of a committee and watch what happens.

Meanwhile, I hope you didn't like using a laptop on a flight.

https://twitter.com/nbcnightlynews/status/865701411870445568

More info: http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/35473697/passenger-subdued-after-trying-to-break-into-cockpit-of-honolulu-bound-flight

quote:

The man was on board AA Flight 31, which departed from Los Angeles International Airport at 8:34 a.m. local time. Sources said at LAX, the man apparently was cited after breaching a secure door. He was assessed and determined to be intoxicated, but was not detained.

Once the Airbus A321 was in the air, the man allegedly tried to break through the cockpit door, multiple sources said.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 00:10 on May 20, 2017

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

tastefully arranged labia posted:

uh

Conventional I hope?

Scuds and similar are being launched pretty regularly.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
And Clock Boy gets his poo poo tossed for not having a case.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/865706359869886466

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



facialimpediment posted:

Reminder: I post a lot of Donnie poo poo, but I try my best to only post the incredible poo poo.

Like an unnamed Republican asked whether an administration staff change-up would ameliorate this latest crisis, a Republican source formerly involved with a pro-Trump political group told The Daily Beast, “yes, if it comes with a frontal lobotomy for Trump.”

Like an unnamed Republican saying "Every day he looks more and more like a complete moron” said one senior administration official who also worked on Trump’s campaign. “I can’t see Trump resigning or even being impeached, but at this point I wish he’d grow a brain and be the man that he sold himself as on the campaign.”

Like “On a big case like this, the ideal thing would be a wiretap on your number one subject,” Gomez added. “But in this case, you don’t need a wiretap. He just comes right out and says it.”

Porn here: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/19/trump-officials-he-looks-more-and-more-like-a-complete-moron

I treat all of this like a roller coaster ride. I know that at the end of all this, we're just back at the start like nothing really happened. But it's a fun ride.

That's why I made at trump thread. Post all the crazy poo poo you want in there.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Jared Kushner deleted all of his tweets.

edit: can't delete tweets if you never tweet i guess

shyduck fucked around with this message at 01:08 on May 20, 2017

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



shyduck posted:

Jared Kushner deleted all of his tweets.

if he had nothing to hide....

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

shyduck posted:

Jared Kushner deleted all of his tweets.

He hasn't tweeted since 2011.

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/865716529010290688

Dated Mar 27, 2017

quote:

Senior White House advisor Jared Kushner did not scrub his Twitter account Monday, contrary to claims by an eclectic handful of social media users.

It's true that Kushner, who is also President Trump's son-in-law, has a Twitter account. It's also true that there are no tweets to be found on his personal page.

The explanation is really quite simple: He doesn't tweet, according to cached copies of his account page. Though he has been on Twitter since April 2009, and he has more than 35,000 followers, he did not try to scrub his past thoughts quietly Monday afternoon.

He simply has not engaged on the social media platform since the two times he tweeted on March 31, 2011. Those two tweets were deleted long, long ago.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Huh. He has nearly 45K followers now too. All following a guy that never tweets.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

shyduck posted:

Jared Kushner deleted all of his tweets.

There's how many Twitter archiving sites out there again? Asking for a friend.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/865699661142732805

Did this pop up in here?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Pesticide20 posted:

Did this pop up in here?

Yeah, but I'll add some extra stuff to it.

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/865728230992392192

Comey accepted an appearance to address the Senate Intel Committee, but denied a request to appear in front of the Senate Subcommittee on the Judiciary. Senator Grassley and a lot of commentators are thinking that Mueller is going to force Comey to cancel his appearance.

I doubt that. Comey isn't stupid, he's friends with Mueller, and Comey announced his acceptance after the Special Counsel was named.

I think Comey has the green light and Mueller already knows everything Comey is going to say.


Edit: Oh loving hell what is this now https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/865729137671114752


Flynn news! Intercepted Russian communications, possibly exaggerated, of Russians bragging about their relationship with Flynn.

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/865730829699485696

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:51 on May 20, 2017

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

lol Jim Himes (D) from the House Intelligence Committee says he's jealous of the information that is leaked to CNN, Washington Post, and NYT, says they get stuff faster than he does.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The more I read I don't understand how Comey made it this far with his seemingly absolute moral compass and zero regard for politics.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

Yeah, but I'll add some extra stuff to it.

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/865728230992392192

Comey accepted an appearance to address the Senate Intel Committee, but denied a request to appear in front of the Senate Subcommittee on the Judiciary. Senator Grassley and a lot of commentators are thinking that Mueller is going to force Comey to cancel his appearance.

I doubt that. Comey isn't stupid, he's friends with Mueller, and Comey announced his acceptance after the Special Counsel was named.

I think Comey has the green light and Mueller already knows everything Comey is going to say.


Edit: Oh loving hell what is this now https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/865729137671114752


Flynn news! Intercepted Russian communications, possibly exaggerated, of Russians bragging about their relationship with Flynn.

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/865730829699485696

Also intel community was witholding sensitive intel from Flynn as NSA, believe thats new too

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Trump hasn't left his plane yet. Flynn has been outed as a full patsy. Trump loving joked with Kislyak about how firing Comey would solve his problems.



EDIT:vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

MrMojok posted:

Where is it?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3820146

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

That's why I made at trump thread. Post all the crazy poo poo you want in there.

Where is it?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Pentagon is saying they're going to de-conflict with Russia regarding Syria and work with them to fight ISIS which I guess means leaving Assad in power and lifting some sanctions.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/19/politics/pentagon-isis-update/index.html?sr=twCNN052017pentagon-isis-update1246AMVODtopPhoto&linkId=37816112

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Good. That was a lovely thing to do to that kid. I hope he gets enough money out of this to fund him for a full doctorate.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Mr. Nice! posted:

Pentagon is saying they're going to de-conflict with Russia regarding Syria and work with them to fight ISIS which I guess means leaving Assad in power and lifting some sanctions.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/19/politics/pentagon-isis-update/index.html?sr=twCNN052017pentagon-isis-update1246AMVODtopPhoto&linkId=37816112

This was literally the only acceptable outcome all along

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