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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/CharlestonPD/status/865624683038646272 If you ever visit historic Charleston S.C., riding in one of those carriages down the cobblestone streets is a hoot. Edit: Your perpetrator... 
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THE CONCEPTUAL PENIS AS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT: A SOKAL-STYLE HOAX ON GENDER STUDIES
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Anyone else get the Terminator theme in their head when they read this?
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VanSandman posted:Anyone else get the Terminator theme in their head when they read this? I'm just imagining some of those unflappable N. Korean soldiers in the DMZ on the radio: "It didn't work! IT DIDN'T WORK! SHE'S COMING! SHE'S---" *crackling static*
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https://twitter.com/lauren_linder/status/866131001289953284 Edit: Cloud Computing won the day, and it's not what you think! 
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This would be a lot more interesting if virtual food worked more like real‐life food, in that it could be hoarded, traded, and stolen.
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That's a last line worthy of an Onion story.
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It's real and there have been several different articles about this guy being harassed just for eating a sandwich.
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Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman trying to get pregnant via artificial insemination called police because she feared the thermos she was using to store sperm and dry ice might explode. Felicia Nevins sought the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office help after she forgot to remove a rubber O-ring from the container. The next thing Nevins knew, the incident was all over social media. That’s because the sheriff’s office posted details on Facebook. Nevins told the Tampa Bay Times (https://tinyurl.com/n39d942 ) she was upset because the post was not removed Friday. Nevins was not identified by name but she said she was mortified that enough information was posted for her to be identified. The sheriff’s office defended its action, saying it was important to provide the type of safety information contained in the post. https://apnews.com/39df37e7c8d94b7691c3d81bfae1983b
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Lime Tonics posted:Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode Chris Nocco is a huge piece of poo poo who loves shaming people and wasting time "investigating" sex workers and their workplaces. Personally, I think he is in a competition with Grady Judd to see who can be the biggest poo poo head in Central Florida. vvv And nothing of value was lost! vvv Gynocentric Regime has a new favorite as of 21:09 on May 22, 2017 |
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I read this out loud to my brother and he just kept shaking his head and saying "this is so Florida" as I kept on revealing more details. We were both partially raised in Miami so we feel we have a particular view of Florida that we can now enjoy from a safe distance. Very safe distance.
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Speaking of Neo Nazis: ‘Alt-right’ leader loses gym membership after confrontation quote:A leading figure in the “alt-right” movement had his gym membership revoked after a Georgetown University professor confronted him during a workout and called him a neo-Nazi. http://wtop.com/virginia/2017/05/alt-right-leader-loses-gym-membership-after-confrontation/
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:So much for the tolerant lift
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"Canoodled", as if we're in the '50s or something
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Reminds me of this classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJbo6QcdEdI
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The MSJ posted:Reminds me of this classic. LOL, also topical for this thread!
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Creators of 'poo-powered car' hope to leave mark on the world A skidmark I can only assume.
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Huh. The world is getting weirder every day.
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Fathis Munk posted:Huh. The world is getting weirder every day. I'm uh... sure. Why not
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Remember that guy who was trying to say that his girlfriend choked to death on his 'large member' and that he totally didn't murder her and wanted to show his penis to the court? What a ridiculous defense, who on earth would believe that kind of.... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-man-accused-choking-girlfriend-oral-sex-acquitted-article-1.3186917 Oh. Not guilty.
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cinni posted:Remember that guy who was trying to say that his girlfriend choked to death on his 'large member' and that he totally didn't murder her and wanted to show his penis to the court? What a ridiculous defense, who on earth would believe that kind of.... I'm assuming an all male jury of men who have the same problem.
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^^  cinni posted:Remember that guy who was trying to say that his girlfriend choked to death on his 'large member' and that he totally didn't murder her and wanted to show his penis to the court? What a ridiculous defense, who on earth would believe that kind of.... Not guilty by a fat cocked jury of his peers. The system works.
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jojoinnit posted:Not guilty by a fat cocked jury of his peeners.
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It wasn't his fault she went all limp when he was loving her face
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Finally the defense of "If you could just see my penis you'd understand!" actually works
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Cartoon Man posted:Speaking of Neo Nazis: The lengths you have to go to in order to cancel a gym membership.
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