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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

I wish all this dumb real world stuff would stop so I could get back to the important things in life, like laughing at Barstool Sports.

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Braves are .500 without Freddie, everything's gonna be fine.

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004
Lol Dave Roberts was the first person to charge the field during a bench clearing, and Bob Geren and Don Mattingly were the two who got the most into it

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Dodgers should be contracted for throwing at Giancarlo

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Beautiful. :allears:

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Dodgers should be contracted for throwing at Giancarlo

Actually, I think you'll find that the marlins should be contracted for beaning a dude because the person batting in front of him hit a dinger

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
<extremely Bill Baer voice>

Giancarlo is a minority kind of makes you think about the whole Dodgers organization

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

https://twitter.com/timbhealey/status/865800874936778752

pfffft....:lol:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Maybe I don't get the full story but the TB twitter is trolling this guy hard right?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Maybe I don't get the full story but the TB twitter is trolling this guy hard right?

Super duper Yankees fan Barstool Sports guy got into the game with a media pass to do some food review article or something. Ran down Tampa fans on twitter like a dingus. TB's account trolls the poo poo out of him afterwards.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Dodgers should be contracted for throwing at Giancarlo
counterpoint: the whole thing started because Donny is insane

https://twitter.com/timbhealey/status/865800874936778752

(and they threw behind Giancarlo at least)

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


https://mobile.twitter.com/dfank_BU/status/865309217233797120

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

https://twitter.com/mcculloughtimes/status/865937425079480321

:lol:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Keuchel to the DL with a pinched nerve.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Luigi Thirty posted:

Super duper Yankees fan Barstool Sports guy got into the game with a media pass to do some food review article or something. Ran down Tampa fans on twitter like a dingus. TB's account trolls the poo poo out of him afterwards.

I still don't get it. He made the trailer comment about twitter fans so they offered him passes to come back in?

Maybe I'm reading it wrong. I don't use the twitter

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ammat The Ankh posted:

Dodgers should be contracted for throwing at Giancarlo

The Florida Stantons

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Who is the most handsome player on your team?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

Brian Dozier.

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


Infidel Castro posted:

Brian Dozier.

That's a funny way to say Max Kepler.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
e:^ :hfive:

Infidel Castro posted:

Brian Dozier.

:colbert: Max Kepler

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

i would say devin travis, my gf would say pillar or donaldson

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

Travis d'Arnaud.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
The Blue Jays have a few handsome players but imo no one beats Marco Estrada.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Tim Anderson is the handsomest White Sox.

KDdidit
Mar 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Hello Towel posted:

Tim Anderson is the handsomest White Sox.

Ideally until replaced today by Luis Robert

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

N: Alex Wood has an NL-leading 1.88 ERA and 1.89 FIP

V: Thanks Atlanta?


Joey Freshwater posted:

I still don't get it. He made the trailer comment about twitter fans so they offered him passes to come back in?

Maybe I'm reading it wrong. I don't use the twitter
I think the DMs happened before. The Rays hooked him up with tickets to the game and then he spent the game poo poo talking them and their fans on twitter, so they trolled him.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

I mean, that's the easiest question ever

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

Carlos Gonzalez

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

One part Gold Glove shortstop, one part dream boat



And most of the rest of the roster looks like Buster Posey or Jack Sparrow

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Damnit I was just about to post this.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

Oh that's easy :allears:


Runner up being Matt Kemp

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

My girlfriend doesn't care about baseball but saw Kris Bryant up to bat when I was watching and busted out a "who's that?".

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/866006514162692096

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh hey, Twins/Royals are playing a straight doubleheader tomorrow (as opposed to day/night). You Twins fans should go and enjoy 6 straight hours of baseball--and likely your team winning both games because for some reason the Twins are destroying the Royals this year.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

Dex or Grichuk.


Why the hell do the Cardinals always come in second in any bidding war?

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

I haven't been this excited about White Sox baseball in a while. This team should be drat good in a couple of years.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Hello Towel posted:

This team should be drat good in a couple of years.

This is it, this statement single handedly sustains baseball.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Tom Gorman posted:

I mean, that's the easiest question ever



God how dare you

Edit: I say Javy with dark horse Almora as runner up

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Poque posted:

God how dare you

Edit: I say Javy with dark horse Almora as runner up

I mean, he did say he'd rather we not call him "Sexy Dexy".

https://twitter.com/DexterFowler/status/863574105580228608

Maybe Grichuk is lurking in the background, waiting to usurp him.

https://twitter.com/RGrich15/status/839881230430654465

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