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Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Green ran the 40 at 4.43 seconds when he was 50 years old.

That's.. mind-boggling.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Checking in to the slaughter here.

And this isn't the NBA Playoffs thread. Nothing to see here.

Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 03:10 on May 20, 2017

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Probably Magic posted:

Checking in to the slaughter here.

And this isn't the NBA Playoffs thread. Nothing to see here.

lmao

OperaMouse
Oct 30, 2010

Probably Magic posted:

Checking in to the slaughter here.

And this isn't the NBA Playoffs thread. Nothing to see here.

Would be awesome if the Browns curbstomped the Patriots in the AFCCG.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

OperaMouse posted:

Would be awesome if the Browns curbstomped the Patriots in the AFCCG.

But only if the Patriots trade some jag for the Jet's #1 overall pick.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

GaussianCopula posted:

But only if the Patriots trade some jag for the Jet's #1 overall pick.

Nah, that makes it less awesome actually.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

OperaMouse posted:

Would be awesome if the Browns curbstomped the Patriots in the AFCCG.

Myles Garrett sacks Brady into Belichick ending both their careers and becoming a Cleveland sports god.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


So, when the pats finally stop being the bandwagon team, which one is next?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

iospace posted:

So, when the pats finally stop being the bandwagon team, which one is next?

If Dak is competent it's back to the cowboys.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

iospace posted:

So, when the pats finally stop being the bandwagon team, which one is next?

The Silicon Valley Robots - the first NFL team without human players.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Mexico City Rough Riders

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Friends, have you heard the good word, the Seattle Seahawks?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I like the Seahawks because there aren't many teams the Bengals just seem to have the number of. Instead we have teams like the Texans where they always find a way to lose.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

iospace posted:

So, when the pats finally stop being the bandwagon team, which one is next?

print the shirts

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Myles Garrett sacks Brady into Belichick ending both their careers and becoming a Cleveland sports god.

You fool, they'll just fuse together then!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If you were building a franchise would you rather have Dak or Winston?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Mariota

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Winston. He's doing decently with a much shittier team and line.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Leave him outta this!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Winston. He's doing decently with a much shittier team and line.

The only thing* that would give me pause in this comparison is I worry he's got a little too much Cutler in him. Jameis will throw some ridiculously stupid picks. At least with what we've seen of them so far, Dak has enough talent to make me a believer eventually.

*-Well the only on-field thing at least.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Grittybeard posted:


*-Well the only on-field thing at least.

We've got a whole season of Hard Knocks to fill both the on field and off field lists out

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Winston. He's doing decently with a much shittier team and line.

He throws up prayers and gets bailed out by far better receivers.

That trend will continue. The prayers, not necessarily being bailed out.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Mike Evans has like the lowest YAC in the league solely because he's always contorting and bailing out Winston, yeah

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

He throws up prayers and gets bailed out by far better receivers.

That trend will continue. The prayers, not necessarily being bailed out.

I was going to say nuh uh and then I saw that Dez has been really quiet the last 2 years. Back injuries piling up for him?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Dak because he's not a piece of poo poo.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

fsif posted:

Dak because he's not a piece of poo poo.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I was going to say nuh uh and then I saw that Dez has been really quiet the last 2 years. Back injuries piling up for him?

Mike Evans is really loving good.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

If you were building a franchise would you rather have Dak or Winston?

Reminder, Jameis Winston is a loving rapist.


you avatar works really well for empty quotes, yo.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I only saw Dak play about three games last year and they all featured a whole lot of running and play action passing. How good is he at actually reading a defense and throwing guys open? I know the scouting report when he came out was more of a "might be OK one day" kind of stuff, but if you were scouting him now whats the deal?

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Chilichimp posted:

Reminder, Jameis Winston is a loving rapist.


you avatar works really well for empty quotes, yo.

Hilariously, that name also works for being an empty quote.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Strobe posted:

Hilariously, that name also works for being an empty quote.

It would be a real good gimmick for a few weeks.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

iospace posted:

So, when the pats finally stop being the bandwagon team, which one is next?
Whichever team wins the Superbowl

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

BlindSite posted:

I only saw Dak play about three games last year and they all featured a whole lot of running and play action passing. How good is he at actually reading a defense and throwing guys open? I know the scouting report when he came out was more of a "might be OK one day" kind of stuff, but if you were scouting him now whats the deal?

Dak seemed to really struggle during plays when the threat of a run was not perceived. He'd hold onto the ball for far too long and took bad sacks in several big games.

However, I was really impressed with him later in the season and in the playoff loss to GB.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

John Brown posted:

However, I was really impressed with him later in the season and in the playoff loss to GB.

He was really bad in the playoff game vs Green Bay until Dom Capers went prevent with 10 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

MrLogan posted:

He was really bad in the playoff game vs Green Bay until Dom Capers went prevent with 10 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.

I'll have to go back and watch it then because that's not what I remember.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

MrLogan posted:

He was really bad in the playoff game vs Green Bay until Dom Capers went prevent with 10 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.

Nah, didn't go prevent. Randall and Rollins both had major groin injuries earlier in the year so they would be gassed by halftime every game. Hyde was good on ball and slow, Gunter is okay but slower. Basically if they get beat at the line they'd be hosed.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I was going to say nuh uh and then I saw that Dez has been really quiet the last 2 years. Back injuries piling up for him?

Dez was healthy last year, but Dak didn't try challenging defenses by going over the top. That's why Come Beasley had such a good year.

I suspect another year will see Dez make a significant improvement on his numbers as Dak gets better at reading defenses.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Dez was also coming back from the foot injury from last year and both him and Dak didn't have great timing with each other. I'd expect that to change this coming season.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
dez will continue having injury issues and dak will still not understand just throw it up to dez if he's single covered

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chilichimp posted:

It would be a real good gimmick for a few weeks.

I must use my powers only for good.

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