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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Squadron 42: +851

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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004


Days without /r/DerekSmart mentioning Derek's genitals: 0

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hobold posted:

Race/Class locks are one of the most annoying bullshit things that games can have in them. Thank WoW for that I presume.

Not that I had any inkling of interest in that game, that chart just murdered it.

I wouldn't thank WoW, that's been an RPG standard for ages. Heck, it predates vidya games. Just double checked my old books, and it was in the AD&D 2nd ed (1989) that humans sole advantage was that they could be any class. In the original D&D Elf, Dwarf, and Halfling were classes.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

Not bad. That's basic game dev for ya. And they even said they make it aggressive on purpose to motivate employees.

Trust Me, He's Legit

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Thoatse posted:

That dude's jacked to the tits

Why is this tweaked out idiot smiling. You're failing to deliver the game! You have no good news! Every week is more failure! I've never seen such waste. But if it weren't for this crap and volunteer student films, SG would never be in front of a camera.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Why is this tweaked out idiot smiling. You're failing to deliver the game! You have no good news! Every week is more failure! I've never seen such waste. But if it weren't for this crap and volunteer student films, SG would never be in front of a camera.

Disagree. Your kink clearly never finds you in the world of erotic tickling.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Derek, they're saying bad things about you and animals :ohdear:

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

trucutru posted:

Squadron 42: +851

One of the things is delayed by *six loving weeks*. How long WAS the original schedule anyway? I don't think it was more than three months or so, right? I'd expect a new studio with inexperienced workers to get a date off by that much but CIG has been doing this poo poo for five drat years, they* should be able to make better estimates than that





*"they" being the hypothetical competent CIG run by someone other than the Robertses, obviously that actual CIG that exists wouldn't be able to do this

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

starkebn posted:

CRoberts: I want 1million polys per object!

Gearbox:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cw2gXq83n8&t=340s

Ughhhh hello good

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot

his nibs posted:

Derek, they're saying bad things about you and animals :ohdear:



I know these people love star citizen, and that matters a lot, but I wish they'd stop doing stuff like this.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Fatkraken posted:

One of the things is delayed by *six loving weeks*. How long WAS the original schedule anyway? I don't think it was more than three months or so, right? I'd expect a new studio with inexperienced workers to get a date off by that much but CIG has been doing this poo poo for five drat years, they* should be able to make better estimates than that





*"they" being the hypothetical competent CIG run by someone other than the Robertses, obviously that actual CIG that exists wouldn't be able to do this

Clearly you're not a software developer. Here, I'll explain it in such way that even you can understand: Blockers, Fidelity, Never-done-before!

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
evocati in 3 weeks

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
how pissed are intel and amazon going to be when roberts can't even get a basic 3.0 out in time for e3

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TheAgent posted:

how pissed are intel and amazon going to be when roberts can't even get a basic 3.0 out in time for e3

he will have to become a literal star citizen in order to escape their wrath

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot

TheAgent posted:

how pissed are intel and amazon going to be when roberts can't even get a basic 3.0 out in time for e3

They'll be more pissed at themselves for being so new to game development (to expect things like that on a schedule) and also for not assisting CIG more directly.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

They'll be more pissed at themselves for being so new to game development (to expect things like that on a schedule) and also for not assisting CIG more directly.
hmmm you are almost at kikileajdlavho levels of goodness, I approve

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

In his confused, cross-wired little mind, I'm sure that series of elephant-keyed pratter was a whole, cohesive thought.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
My favourite true believer posts are the ones that go "I actually wept imagining all the things I will be able to do in SC" and it's always something either super mundane or totally, objectively impossible with absolutely nothing in between

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

I forget who that guy is, but he looks as though he has had enough coffee for The Titanic to sink in.

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug

Dear diary, I can't believe that they still expect a game


Please Christ robber I can't take all this winning!

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Hav posted:

Britain's contribution was the curry sauce and chips, which while sounding absolutely horrible is actually it's own thing. The sauce itself is evocative of wallpaper paste and the curry sauce of the Victorian era, being a kind of mustard yellow.

I'm a few pages back but this reminded me that the single most disappointing thing about the house I moved to recently is that the fish & chip shop within walking distance does absolute dogshit garbage curry sauce. It's flavourless spicy grease in a polystyrene cup. I'm mad just thinking about it :pgabz:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

These fuckwits are doing a sterling job of archiving Derek's posts, what with not being sure when they began and all :psyduck:

"So, expert Derek archivist, when did the abuse as you call it start?"

"gently caress knows:v:"

Kellanved
Sep 7, 2009
OSC is the most effort post.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

peter gabriel posted:

These fuckwits are doing a sterling job of archiving Derek's posts, what with not being sure when they began and all :psyduck:

"So, expert Derek archivist, when did the abuse as you call it start?"

"gently caress knows:v:"

You can't expect them to keep track of (archive) these things, that takes time away from speculating about Derek's genitalia :negative:

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot

quote:

So, I really like everything about the Eclipse and I wouldn't mind paying for it, but what does it do? What gameplay can I look forward to in day-to-day?

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal


You are simply a treasure; you brighten up this gloomy thread.

#hafbitches

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKNqI6axUgA

:gary:

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
https://www.twitch.tv/theastropub

Bitching about Derek and ELE, bankrupt in 45 days etc :laffo:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

quote:

The 7th Sky Corps is a PMC dedicated to the protection of the highest bidder and offer escort, security and support services. You are free to apply for access to the 7th Sky Corps https://robertsspaceindustries.com/or.... We are recruiting members now!!! We are accepting members for crew, fighter, support, cargo and land based missions. We also have the Polaris Capital Ship as our Head Quarters.

Just look at all the amazing things you can do in Star Citizen already :allears:

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Is that you?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Lladre posted:

Is that you?

:lol: no

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Oh god he is answering everything so earnestly

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

Facebook Aunt posted:

I wouldn't thank WoW, that's been an RPG standard for ages. Heck, it predates vidya games. Just double checked my old books, and it was in the AD&D 2nd ed (1989) that humans sole advantage was that they could be any class. In the original D&D Elf, Dwarf, and Halfling were classes.

Ah. Most of my gaming experience in the 80's and 90's was purely consoles. WoW was one of, if not my first times running into that type of restriction. At least that I can remember.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Huge fields of cocks confirmed!

"It's huge but it's also not that big"

Kosumo fucked around with this message at 00:23 on May 21, 2017

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Kosumo posted:

Huge fields of cocks confirmed!

Hell yes!

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Cocks as far as the eye can see in space

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Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

Kosumo posted:

Huge fields of cocks confirmed!

"It's huge but it's also not that big"

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