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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

HerStuddMuffin posted:

He can always get some tiger dick powder from the nearest TCM doc to fix it.

Power Khan XXX has what it takes

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
TBH the best hot pot is the kind that isnt hot/spicy.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

A mild pot.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
goto little sheep and scoop out the peppers from the "hot" broth so it doesnt get dangerously spicy as it simmers. Get the burdock out too. No one wants to eat that dirt flavored suprise

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

the 'hot' is really that they use heat to warm up the pot, in chinese it is called a Fire Pot

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Fauxtool posted:

goto little sheep and scoop out the peppers from the "hot" broth so it doesnt get dangerously spicy as it simmers. Get the burdock out too. No one wants to eat that dirt flavored suprise

Yeah xiaofeiyang in Guangdong with the yellowish broth with all the roots and stuff in it was the best.

Guangdong always makes food the best.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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hello is this the thread to talk about hot pockets

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Do you put beans in the hot pot? I don't, I think it's terrible to put beans in hot pot.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Grevling posted:

Do you put beans in the hot pot? I don't, I think it's terrible to put beans in hot pot.

Bean curd ya

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
The best hot pot is the one that's so satisfying you guys shut the gently caress up about hot pot forever.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VideoTapir posted:

The best hot pot is the one that's so satisfying you guys shut the gently caress up about hot pot forever.

you should relax and get some hot pot in you

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

inhaling a bunch of hot pot would probably make hot pot better

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
chinese people do not do drugs, that is a western problem. Also we have no gays and terrorist in china

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Fauxtool posted:

chinese people do not do drugs, that is a western problem. Also we have no gays and terrorist in china

I've seen plenty of people do drugs in china.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

yeah plenty of foreigners or people corrupted by the unnamed country

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

What is the best drug to do in China? Besides the strange roots ordered from the internet.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
Tiger dick powder

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

BONGHITZ posted:

What is the best drug to do in China? Besides the strange roots ordered from the internet.

They all liked to do ketamine back in the day.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

BONGHITZ posted:

What is the best drug to do in China? Besides the strange roots ordered from the internet.

Last resort antibiotics.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Haier posted:

Think 4/20 but with hearts and chocolate instead of weed and dredlocks.

Chinese valentine's with a chabuduo Cupid.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

simplefish posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Repeat after me, lads:

Five precepts of D&D:

Don't think.
If you think, then don't speak.
If you think and speak, then don't write.
If you think, speak and write, then don't post.
If you think, speak, write and post, then don't be surprised.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
The new mod is doing fine work.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The worse mod strikes again.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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If and when I get gulagged tonight it will be in solidarity with my fallen comrades

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

BONGHITZ posted:

What is the best drug to do in China? Besides the strange roots ordered from the internet.
Face. It's a limited resource, but MAN, there's no telling what you'll do when you get a good dose of face. It's an epidemic in this society, like meth back in the US. I really hope the government does something to curb the unrestricted face use here.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Haier posted:

Face. It's a limited resource, but MAN, there's no telling what you'll do when you get a good dose of face. It's an epidemic in this society, like meth back in the US. I really hope the government does something to curb the unrestricted face use here.

you've been in china too long. we're into opiods now.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Fojar38 posted:

If and when I get gulagged tonight it will be in solidarity with my fallen comrades

:justpost:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

simplefish's family just got a bill for the probation.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
Saw this at Ocean Park, a theme park in Hong Kong, today

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Imperialist Dog posted:

Saw this at Ocean Park, a theme park in Hong Kong, today



gavin menzies strikes again

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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actually nah gavin menzies at least claimed it happened in 1421 or some poo poo

he is actually saner than that poster

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Imperialist Dog posted:

Saw this at Ocean Park, a theme park in Hong Kong, today



Hey, that's nice. I didn't know that.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Darkman Fanpage posted:

you've been in china too long. we're into opiods now.
G-d bless this mess

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

JaucheCharly posted:

Hey, that's nice. I didn't know that.

There are huge citation neededs all over it

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Imperialist Dog posted:

There are huge citation neededs all over it

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Time Magazine from 2005 or 2015? you decide

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
is china going to do X in 2020 or is it 2025? Find out in 2030

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

Fauxtool posted:

is china going to do X in 2020 or is it 2025? Find out in 2030

Actually it was already achieved in 3000 bc

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


From a while back, but not sleeping with crazy Chinese virgin girls in their mid 20s is a really good idea.

Don't make the same mistake as me Haier.

e: casual stabbing threats were among the more sane results

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