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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
GJ Bowyer

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

i love when teams gently caress around with the all-star rules lol

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Much as it was in 2003, there will be a rule against that next year.

Also, I love that NASCAR hated rewarding consistency over a series of races so much that they created a championship format which promoted winning, yet we have an All-Star format which, if you can't win, rewards consistency over a series of races.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Oh bowyer

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Oh wow, never thought I'd have a reason to use this in NASCAR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxffh_JFe1Q&t=100s

Why not just run both cars if they tie?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I hate Kyle Bush

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


That race sucked. Smoke didn't even bother showing up:

https://twitter.com/Damein_DC/status/866087557007892480

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Just bulldoze all the 1.5 mile tracks and get rid of this poo poo car.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

Boomer The Cannon posted:

That race sucked. Smoke didn't even bother showing up:

https://twitter.com/Damein_DC/status/866087557007892480

Is the answer manslaughter?

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Genocide Tendency posted:

Just bulldoze all the 1.5 mile tracks and get rid of this poo poo car.

Get rid of the poo poo cars, and the 1.5 mile tracks solve themselves.

E: As it stands right now, the cars are like fake breasts on an 80 year old: aesthetically pleasing but functionally useless.

Boomer The Cannon fucked around with this message at 02:48 on May 21, 2017

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Boomer The Cannon posted:

That race sucked. Smoke didn't even bother showing up:

https://twitter.com/Damein_DC/status/866087557007892480

the Mann Act

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Boomer The Cannon posted:

That race sucked. Smoke didn't even bother showing up:

https://twitter.com/Damein_DC/status/866087557007892480

Overweight?

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
Maybe instead of adding option tires they should fix the poo poo aero.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

L_Harrison posted:

Maybe instead of adding option tires they should fix the poo poo aero.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Boomer The Cannon posted:

That race sucked. Smoke didn't even bother showing up:

https://twitter.com/Damein_DC/status/866087557007892480

Too fat exiting?

SpitztheGreat
Jul 20, 2005
Another crap race at Charlotte, no surprise there.

Jr can't retire fast enough. He has no chance to be even remotely competitive next week.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

iospace posted:

Oh bowyer

You know he has dated some hot broads. I like him.

bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

We have Drive to Survive at home
Fairly boring race for a no holds barred, checkers or wreckers, bring me the trophy or the steering wheel MONSTER ALL STAR RACE. Though, the third segment was good for the first half or so with the 21 and the 14 taking two tires and a bunch of fast cars behind them. Made me think that they could make this interesting if they did an inversion after every segment. Also I thought they should have let Keselowski run the options in the last segment. He didn't run a lap that counted, even under yellow, with the options on so I wouldn't have counted them as being used. I guess they were taking the letter of the law as written no excuses for the options though.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Everything about this tweet makes me happy

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/866305913178787840

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

bigbillystyle posted:

Fairly boring race for a no holds barred, checkers or wreckers, bring me the trophy or the steering wheel MONSTER ALL STAR RACE. Though, the third segment was good for the first half or so with the 21 and the 14 taking two tires and a bunch of fast cars behind them. Made me think that they could make this interesting if they did an inversion after every segment. Also I thought they should have let Keselowski run the options in the last segment. He didn't run a lap that counted, even under yellow, with the options on so I wouldn't have counted them as being used. I guess they were taking the letter of the law as written no excuses for the options though.

they got pissed that the 14 got one over on them and had to take it out on someone

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I take it everyone else forgot ARCA from Toledo today?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

CBJSprague24 posted:

I take it everyone else forgot ARCA from Toledo today?

I turned it off once Tyler Dippel went out

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

I take it everyone else forgot ARCA from Toledo today?

I was too busy getting ready for #Don'tHinderTheJinder

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
I'm officially old because I have no idea who that is

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

I'm officially old because I have no idea who that is

a jobber who was basically kept around for a long time because he's a Canadian of Indian descent who eventually got cut for like 2 years and brought back because they needed


now he's WWE world champion because they want to make inroads in India and there are literally 3 people of Indian descent on the roster

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
that sounds terrible

I'm glad I stopped watching wrestling when ECW died

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

that sounds terrible

I'm glad I stopped watching wrestling when ECW died

it shows the dedication it takes to get to the top

namely lots of steroids and an insane old man

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Yeah can I be honest, I hate change because usually it's "too much, too often", just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. But these look great.

Getting Chicagoland out of the playoffs because no one cares.
Putting Richmond in the playoffs because everyone cares.
And making Indy the last race before the playoffs because history and prestige.

I'm on board with all three of those.

I always thought running the BY in September would be more appealing to attend. It's not as hot, and it just seems like a better time to have that race.

Now if they can just bring back IROC and run XFS, Trucks at IRP we may have an event again worth attending.....

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


https://www.motorsport.com/nascar-truck/news/red-horse-racing-to-shut-down-effective-immediately-909188/

NASCAR 2017: Kyle Busch Did 7/17

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm amazed Red Horse lasted as long as they did with no sponsorship.

The 5 year sanctioning agreement would prevent a move back to IRP, I'd imagine.

exploded mummy posted:

I was too busy getting ready for #Don'tHinderTheJinder

That's also on the list of things I forgot were on, obviously.

Please tell me Breezango won.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm amazed Red Horse lasted as long as they did with no sponsorship.

The 5 year sanctioning agreement would prevent a move back to IRP, I'd imagine.


That's also on the list of things I forgot were on, obviously.

Please tell me Breezango won.

Tyler Breeze dressed like a granny and lost.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

exploded mummy posted:

Tyler Breeze dressed like a granny and lost.

Dressed up like a janitor, then a granny, then they lost a close one.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




:fap:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Make that the permanent scheme, holy poo poo

SpitztheGreat
Jul 20, 2005
That's pure sex. I mean, I like they're regular scheme, but this should go into the regular rotation.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
I'm all for it, but why put Kyle Petty behind the wheel?

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want



Loved it when Elliott Sadler ran it at Talladega in 2000, love it even more now.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
After last Saturday's debacle expect CMS to try something stupid for the 600.

LASTCAR posted:

Loved it when Elliott Sadler ran it at Talladega in 2000, love it even more now.



Didn't either the 21 or 99 crews screw up in the pits because of the similar paint schemes?

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Muddy Burphy posted:

After last Saturday's debacle expect CMS to try something stupid for the 600.


Didn't either the 21 or 99 crews screw up in the pits because of the similar paint schemes?

What's VMT? Because Charlotte's doing it.

Re: 21/99, it was the first race for Roush with Citgo and the 21 went to the wrong pit box because there were two Citgo pit boards.

e- 2018 schedule released. Highlights:

quote:

Starting at the beginning of the season, The Clash and Daytona 500 qualifying will now both be held on the same day -- Feb. 11, 2018 -- at Daytona International Speedway.

Additionally, the Daytona 500 has moved back to President's Day weekend.

Other changes include the first Richmond International Raceway event returning to Saturday night, shifting the Chicagoland Speedway weekend to the regular season and making the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway the final race prior to the playoffs.

There are also alterations to the playoff schedule itself, including a second race at Las Vegas Motor Speedway kicking off the postseason. The second Richmond race -- previously the regular-season finale -- moves into the first round of the playoffs, which will now conclude with a trip to Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Most notably, that Charlotte race will now be run on the venue's road course instead of its 1.5-mile oval.

Chicago returns to its quasi-traditional date just before the 400 at Daytona in July. Richmond is the 2nd race in the Chase.

http://www.hendrickmotorsports.com/news/articles/79911/2018-nascar-cup-series-schedule-released

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 21:33 on May 23, 2017

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