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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

this makes my skin crawl

anyway i guess i'd better get used to it, as now we only have pick; avshalom is gone. it's like only having access to lovely weird canned cheese instead of the good stuff

avshalom is gone?

i mean good for her but bad for us

funny how that always happens

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Karate Bastard posted:

There is an ever so tiny chance that story was made up by eg Avshalom.

Avshalom has been permabanned. Rip.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


how do they even milk the cougars?!??

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Doc Hawkins posted:

how do they even milk the cougars?!??

Very carefully.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Doc Hawkins posted:

how do they even milk the cougars?!??

It's pretty easy if you go to the right wine bar

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Pick posted:

Avshalom has been permabanned. Rip.

lowtax doing a good job at forum revival

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

tangy yet delightful posted:

lowtax doing a good job at forum revival

Repeatedly wishing death upon the sitting US president kinda forced his hand.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Avshalom is the funniest poster on the forums and we are worse off without her.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

RyokoTK posted:

Repeatedly wishing death upon the sitting US president kinda forced his hand.

Yeah I mean Avs is funny as hell but the Secret Service doesn't really have a sense of humor.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ANUSTART posted:

Im really glad this stuff got posted because almost a decade ago my roommate from Washington gave me this cheese and I could never remember anything about it except really incredibly good. Reunited !

Probably the same batch as this. I rifled through my dad's wonder silo to search for cheeses, I only found one but I know there are others.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Oh god, he's not refrigerating them? RIP all that Cougar, it's gonna be vile

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Wonder silo is below ground, so…

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pick posted:

Wonder silo is below ground, so…

It's really going to happen. A goon is going to die to cheese poisoning, and it's all our fault. :gonk:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It's not my cheese. He hid it because it's his cheese. Artificially cave aged I guess.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Pick, eat the cheese.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Das Boo posted:

Pick, eat the cheese.

Counterpoint: don't eat the cheese. You know where it's been.

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
He is preparing for an end of times without canned cheese, maybe. Cheese prepper.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ANUSTART posted:

He is preparing for an end of times without canned cheese, maybe. Cheese prepper.

Cheese Prepper Jack

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Cheese Prepper Jack

This is funny.

edit:
Eat the cheese with your dad Pick.

edit edit:
Silo but deadly.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I don't see anything wrong with Pick.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

We Know Catheters posted:

I don't see anything wrong with Pick.

Turn on your monitor.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
Eat the fuckin cheese, pick

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Turn on your monitor.

I'm posting from my phone. 😉

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Pick if you don't eat the cheese and post about it I will be forced to move on from canned cheese to my gross homemade tomato pickles and other assorted preserves

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

elise the great posted:

Pick if you don't eat the cheese and post about it I will be forced to move on from canned cheese to my gross homemade tomato pickles and other assorted preserves

Don't die for PYF, Pick. It's not worth it. Nooooo....

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
A man falls into Parisian catacombs. Taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons; taking the nearest by the shoulder he shakes it madly, saying "my nigga u tried blue cheese?"

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I would eat it. 😋

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ANUSTART posted:

He is preparing for an end of times without canned cheese, maybe. Cheese prepper.

He's preparing for the end times where he'll eat all his cheeses, plug his butt up like a bear, and hibernate until the world is back to normal

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
:smith:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
I feel I should weigh in on this pick cheese dilemma. Pick, I implore you to do whatever the gently caress you want with the weird buried treasure cheese. I don't care much either way.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

elise the great posted:

Y'all sound like those people who get prissy about blue cheeses because ewwww mold. But that's fine because it means I don't have to share

I like most cheeses with moldy outsides or rinds, but I do not enjoy the flavor of blue cheeses.

I used to like it well enough but I think I got burnt out on it when I lived with a roommate who put it in loving everything. His "pizza sauce" was like equal parts tomato paste and blue cheese salad dressing. Barf.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Death By The Blues posted:

Lets all imagine a romantic comedy where a girl meets SMG think he is the perfect guy then finds out about his movie opinions/theories.

Call it "Everyones a critic" or something along those lines.

Who here plays the jokester best friend who gives sage advice that saves their relationship in the third act?

Snak posted:

gently caress making it a romcom. Make it a fakeout romcom turned stalker flic. She breaks up with him when she finds out he's nuts, but then he follows her, explaining how actually, the opposite interpretation is true, about all of her later boyfriends. And then real life michael bay, playing himself, punches him and he explodes.

CelticPredator posted:

I'm def the waiter who he annoys while I try and take his order.

Josh Lyman posted:

I'm the depressed alcoholic at the bar who interjects with a drink recommendation and pithy quip as they're leaving their date.

Lurdiak posted:

I'm the cop who unsuccessfully tries to warn the love interest about SMG's past and then is abruptly run over by an unseen driver.

DC Murderverse posted:

I'm one of the comical failed dates before she meets SMG, who talks about nothing but how great Peak TV is, driving her to exclaim, "does nobody just watch movies anymore?!" At which point an incredibly old-time racist Chinese man comes out to put a curse on her.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

Das Boo posted:

Oh god, President Disney has declared a dictatorship.

mojo1701a posted:

We could do worse than a cartoon mouse as our lord and master.

Elfgames posted:

we already did

Ouch.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pickdad eat the cheese

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"But why are they called sea lions??"

http://i.imgur.com/ythxDon.gifv

SirViver posted:

The setups for panty shots get more elaborate every day

Nutsak posted:

Pretty sure that's a little kid. Are you trying to become a mod?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

vile cheese pun

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

funmanguy posted:

I feel I should weigh in on this pick cheese dilemma. Pick, I implore you to do whatever the gently caress you want with the weird buried treasure cheese. I don't care much either way.

I buy my own cheese and my dad's cheese can rest wherever he has homed it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pick posted:

I buy my own cheese and my dad's cheese can rest wherever he has homed it.

You'll pick a hole in your head and feed the blood off your hands to your cat, but you won't eat your dad's subterranean silo cheese and give us a trip report? You're really letting us down here Pick.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

You'll pick a hole in your head and feed the blood off your hands to your cat, but you won't eat your dad's subterranean silo cheese and give us a trip report? You're really letting us down here Pick.

I give, I do not steal :colbert:.

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funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Pick posted:

I buy my own cheese and my dad's cheese can rest wherever he has homed it.

Well that is a load off my mind.

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