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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cat Mattress posted:

Here's the latest DDees:




:magical: Is that for real? I NEED to see Garrison react.

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
They're just gonna ignore it or weave it into their cult of personality, don't get your hopes up

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Reality just surpassed the most crazy cartoons.


Is that a Palantir?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3rczsUcaXU

Tei fucked around with this message at 22:48 on May 21, 2017

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Tei posted:

Reality just surpassed the most crazy cartoons.


Is that a Palantir?

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

reminds me of

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

:magical: Is that for real? I NEED to see Garrison react.

It's gonna be peak "butheremails".

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013


"This ring? Sauron made it. He makes the best rings."

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Garrison seems more committed to his anti-globalist :tinfoil: poo poo, so he might actually make a cartoon critical of such an image. Or he'll ignore it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Pants Donkey posted:

Garrison seems more committed to his anti-globalist :tinfoil: poo poo, so he might actually make a cartoon critical of such an image. Or he'll ignore it.

countdown to garrison making a comic about big strong daddy trump touching the orb as a bunch of women and minorities scream and cry that he's racist with him saying 'if I'm so racist why are they letting me touch the orb'

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Wow, Dees got to it already?

IM DAY DAY IRL
Jul 11, 2003

Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.

Trogdos! posted:

After a career suing the police, Larry Krasner is primed to be Philly's next DA.

wait, did trump appoint Krasner?? im confused

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!
Trumpists have decided to spin the Saudi Arabia tour as "see how the Saudis show Trump REAL respect?? unlike the lovely reception they threw for Obama?? it's because THEY KNOW HE IS ALPHA"

It would be best if we stopped pretending that at some point his core base will catch Trump doing something that goes against their values or ideology and turn on him. Their values and ideology are supporting Trump, because it makes people angry. That's it.

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

SexyBlindfold posted:

Trumpists have decided to spin the Saudi Arabia tour as "see how the Saudis show Trump REAL respect?? unlike the lovely reception they threw for Obama?? it's because THEY KNOW HE IS ALPHA"

It would be best if we stopped pretending that at some point his core base will catch Trump doing something that goes against their values or ideology and turn on him. Their values and ideology are supporting Trump, because it makes people angry. That's it.

Yes, it's a cult of personality, Trump could say or do almost anything and they will just think of ways to justify it.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

ArfJason posted:

this is a real post

Yep! Bad posts are a thread tradition!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Edible Hat posted:

How long did it take for liberal cartoonists to stop complaining about Bush after Obama was inaugurated? I am guessing immediately, because they could actually defend and commend the sitting president rather than just bash his predecessor. (Has Ramirez drawn Wormbama more than Trump after January 20?)

Kind of. Basically "Bush created the worst economy in 80 years" was a major talking point for everything economic.
I think I remember some pottery barn comics about Bush and Iraq. Beyond these two issues though, I can't think of much. It certainly isn't to the degree you're seeing here. Bush wasn't the reason no one liked Obamacare. There was no Bush Deep State preventing Obama from enacting his (gay) agenda.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Manning is identifying as male again?

(Before anyone goes hitting Report, this is a serious question: look at the Twitter handle.)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Jedit posted:

Manning is identifying as male again?

(Before anyone goes hitting Report, this is a serious question: look at the Twitter handle.)

Gender is not defined by chromosomes and it is probable the Twitter handle is a direct refutation of the idea that it is.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


SexyBlindfold posted:


It would be best if we stopped pretending that at some point his core base will catch Trump doing something that goes against their values or ideology and turn on him. Their values and ideology are supporting Trump, because it makes people angry. That's it.

Sure, but watching the flopping about of rhetorical goalposts is still entertaining.
"And he did not ONCE poo poo his own pants, no matter how mean the Jews Globalists liberals were!"

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

A Garrison cartoon of an extremely swole Trump straining his anime-level muscles to poo poo his own pants, which are labeled "globalism."

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
You're assuming that chromosomes are a gender identity signifier. Chelsea identifies as a trans woman as per her twitter bio, the xy probably refers to that she is trans and she is in no way identifying as male.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If there's anything that can be learnt from the last election it's this:
Even a political nobody can be elected president if he runs against establishment cronies.
Let's get the Manning 2020 campaign going!

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

If there's anything that can be learnt from the last election it's this:
Even a political nobody can be elected president if he runs against establishment cronies.
Let's get the Manning 2020 campaign going!
Please don't buy into the narrative.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

It's true that political nobodies are achieving success lately. I mean, who the hell is this Joe Lieberman guy they want to run the FBI? Who's next on their list, me?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

SexyBlindfold posted:

Trumpists have decided to spin the Saudi Arabia tour as "see how the Saudis show Trump REAL respect?? unlike the lovely reception they threw for Obama?? it's because THEY KNOW HE IS ALPHA"

It would be best if we stopped pretending that at some point his core base will catch Trump doing something that goes against their values or ideology and turn on him. Their values and ideology are supporting Trump, because it makes people angry. That's it.

This.

Remember when he said he could shoot someone in the middle of the street and not lose any support?
Not only was he correct in that assessment, but, his supporters would spend the next 15 years putting out hit pieces on the kid he decided to murder.

"That 7 year old was no angel, let me tell you..."

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Remember when Zimmerman killed a black kid and almost turned it into a bunch of media deals because he just happened to be one one side of the Culture Wars?

Seriously, what could Trump even do at this point?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Bicyclops posted:

Remember when Zimmerman killed a black kid and almost turned it into a bunch of media deals because he just happened to be one one side of the Culture Wars?

Seriously, what could Trump even do at this point?

Have footage leak of him being an active participant in CP?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
We need the piss tape!~

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Regalingualius posted:

Have footage leak of him being an active participant in CP?

Do you really think they wouldn't justify that? "She was asking for it". "Of course she wanted it, he's Donald Trump, its not his fault he's so irresistible". "Oh, so liberals are fine with men having sex but not having sex with little girls?".

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Regalingualius posted:

Have footage leak of him being an active participant in CP?

Dude his base loves drawn child porn. I doubt it will be much of a stretch for them to accept the real thing.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

He's already been caught pretty red-handed perving on Miss Teen USA contestants.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Bicyclops posted:

He's already been caught pretty red-handed perving on Miss Teen USA contestants.

Didn't he also openly brag about it? Like saying it was awesome how he could just barge into the dressing rooms of underage girls and nobody would stop him because he's the Donald.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Cat Mattress posted:

Here's the latest DDees:



Wait this is real? What the hell is even going on? This looks like a super villain scene.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Didn't he also openly brag about it? Like saying it was awesome how he could just barge into the dressing rooms of underage girls and nobody would stop him because he's the Donald.
Yeah. I forget if it was Miss Teen or an adult pageant, but it's hosed up regardless.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Internet Kraken posted:

Wait this is real? What the hell is even going on? This looks like a super villain scene.

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/866407665714507776



Embrace the end.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Didn't he also openly brag about it? Like saying it was awesome how he could just barge into the dressing rooms of underage girls and nobody would stop him because he's the Donald.

Pretty sure that the only thing he could possibly do to lose support would be to address his supporters individually by name, and deliver a personal gently caress you speech to them.

"And to my proud supporter Tom Strawman, I say gently caress. YOU. I hate you, you imaginary piece of poo poo. You have done literally nothing in my eyes to deserve this, I just hate your face."

And even then, there's an outside chance they'd believe they deserved it.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

SexyBlindfold posted:

Trumpists have decided to spin the Saudi Arabia tour as "see how the Saudis show Trump REAL respect?? unlike the lovely reception they threw for Obama?? it's because THEY KNOW HE IS ALPHA"

It would be best if we stopped pretending that at some point his core base will catch Trump doing something that goes against their values or ideology and turn on him. Their values and ideology are supporting Trump, because it makes people angry. That's it.

There are people out there that support far-right candidates and policies who are immune to arguments based in fact and logic and even appeals to emotion that aren't based on hatred and fear.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

the_steve posted:

Pretty sure that the only thing he could possibly do to lose support would be to address his supporters individually by name, and deliver a personal gently caress you speech to them.

"And to my proud supporter Tom Strawman, I say gently caress. YOU. I hate you, you imaginary piece of poo poo. You have done literally nothing in my eyes to deserve this, I just hate your face."

And even then, there's an outside chance they'd believe they deserved it.

Man told me that my daughter was hideous, punched my wife in the mouth and then kneed me in the groin. There's a guy who speaks his mind.

Whale Vomit
Nov 10, 2004

starving in the belly of a whale
its ribs are ceiling beams
its guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
I actually had to look it up because I hadn't a clue, but that is meant to be a globe (at the global anti terror center). This I literally a living cartoon.

I wonder if they'll next stand on a big red carpet with the text DEBT written on it next.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Cat Mattress posted:

Here's the latest DDees:



How would Dees feel about this? On the one hand, it's a creepy group of sinister people plotting world domination, but on the other hand none of them are Jews.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Didn't he also openly brag about it? Like saying it was awesome how he could just barge into the dressing rooms of underage girls and nobody would stop him because he's the Donald.

That was LOCKER ROOM TALK. It was just LOCKER ROOM TALK. Why are you making such a big deal out of LOCKER ROOM TALK? And what about her emails?

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I always loved the locker room talk excuse. I mean yeah, I heard that kind of poo poo in a locker room. And its usually spoken by the types of guys you don't want your wife or daughter meeting in an alleyway somewhere.

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